Mpenzi wako alikwambia au alifanya nini ukasema kimoyomoyo huyu hawezi kuwa mke/mume wangu

[Intelligent businessman]

Hakuwa mpenzi wangu ila alikuwa mshikaji tuu, Siku hiyo tunapiga stori akasema " mimi napenda mwanamke nimbinue mpaka nione shimo la uzazi" Yaani pale pale ilikuwa total turn off nikamblock kabisa na ushikaji ukafa maana kiukweli nilimdharau sana na nikawaonea huruma mademu zake.

Maana mwanaume anayejiheshimu na kujielewa hawezi kuongea kauli za kiwaki kama hizo.Nilijisemea hamna kitu hapo.

nyinyi si washkaji, why ukasirike😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Njoo basi kwangu mie nakuja kwenu alafu ndio unabeba mimba

Bro naomba tuseme rip in advance 🤣😂

 

[mzabzab]

Bro naomba tuseme rip in advance 🤣😂

Asante....wacha nile maisha miama hii miwili ya mwisho

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Bora nibaki singo wewe huwezi kuwa mume wangu, nina uhakika sitamaliza mwaka nitakufa kwa stress 😂

Na mimi je ??

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Mwingine nilimtambulisha kwa ndugu yangu wa kike kumbe huku nyuma akaanza kufanya mipango ya kulala nae, nilipogundua nikaona hamna kitu hapa. Mwanaume anataka kulala na kila mwanamke anaemuona. Nikajiondokea.

Duh 🙄 🤔

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Asante....wacha nile maisha miama hii miwili ya mwisho

Wacha maneno bhana 🤣😂

 

[Chambusiso]

Alisema nikimuoa nifanye mpango nimpe pesa akatengeneze shape Uturuki kabla hajazaa na atazalia Saifee hospital japo hata siijui ipo wapi😎

 

[mzabzab]

Wacha maneno bhana 🤣😂

Ah kweli mwanawane i only have two years left according to my doctor. Hivi kwanza kufikisha 19 yrs miujiza...nashukuru mazoezi.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Ah kweli mwanawane i only have two years left according to my doctor. Hivi kwanza kufikisha 19 yrs miujiza...nashukuru mazoezi.

Wale wadada wa kitambaa cheupe, wame pona usambazaji wako??

 

[mzabzab]

Wale wadada wa kitambaa cheupe, wame pona usambazaji wako??

Kwa kweli mie sehemu hizo za starehe hapana. Mie ni mzee wa badoo tinder na tagged mawindo yapo huko

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Kwa kweli mie sehemu hizo za starehe hapana. Mie ni mzee wa badoo tinder na tagged mawindo yapo huko

Ko hao ndo Ume wapa gridi ya taifa 🤣

 

[mzabzab]

Ko hao ndo Ume wapa gridi ya taifa 🤣

Ndio hao ndio grid wameingia.
Mwenzao in two years huyoooooo motoni

 

[Pule]

Ukiniomba sex kabla ndoa

Ukisubiri uumpe baadae ya ndoa..fahamu huo muda mnasubr ndoa lazima akucheat

 

[mzabzab]

Nilipeleka mkono kwenye K yake akaniambia embu ACHA kuchezew mali zangu!! Nikasema hakuna mkitu apa

Sasa sii kweli mali zake wee vipi bwana

 

[mzabzab]

Wanaume wengi sasa hivi hawana vifua, inasikitisha sana

Na nyie hamna bikra...ngoma drooo

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Kuna mmoja alikua hafanyi vizuri masomoni tulipo date nikasema huyu ngoja nimwache maana watoto wangu wasije kua vichwa maji 🤣🤣

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Mtu sio mke wako unampaje mtaji wa 1.5m? Umetuhaibisha baharia

Mkuu,
Kuna watu hiyo 1.5m kukupa ni kama wewe unavyo lipia nauli kwenye daladala😊☺️

 

[Toughlendon]

Ukiniomba sex kabla ndoa 😉

Hakuna mtu atakubali kukuoa bila kumtomba. Wake up its 2024.

 

[mzabzab]

Kuna mmoja alikua hafanyi vizuri masomoni tulipo date nikasema huyu ngoja nimwache maana watoto wangu wasije kua vichwa maji 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Alafu itakiwa alikuwa na tako zuri

 

[mzabzab]

Huu uzi mtamu balaaaa....leo nachela tuu hapa. Aisee lete maeneno wandugu.