Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

[Sky Eclat]

Leo moja kani inbox wasap nikamwambia no time for that when we uliniacha so baki na wako sina muda huo

Mbona tunaumbuana wangu, ya whatsup tuyaache kule.

 

[beast18]

Mkwala mbuzi huo. Security officers wa pale getini hawawezi kuruhusu mimtu kuingia ndani kusumbua wateja walio kwenye starehe zao.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

yani kwa jinisi unavyoongea asee, mkuu hufanani na Id yako hata kidogo kuanzia jina hadi picha

 

[Msemaji_]

dawa yako inachemka mjomba analipia ada alafu gharama kweli ww unakula tu,na kumbe siku ile alikuwa anaongea na mpuuzi ww ngoja

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Basi kama una nia nae njema mwache kwanza amalize shule, lakini utajenga uhasama na ex wako. Tena huyu alipass form four kwenda five, kitu kulichokufanya umpige chini ex. Vikishindana nitakuzalia mke uwe mkwe wangu.

Mara ya kwanza comment ya JF imepenya moyoni... Tatizo ni namna gani nitajua kama ni bikra ama sio... Nisije subiri skrepa.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Kukuaga anaenda shule ndo kajileta!!!! Wakaka ndo mlivyo eeh- mkitaftwa inakuwa ' kajileta' ' kajipendekeza' hata kama hana nia hiyo. Aisee ndo maana cpendagi kumzoea mkaka pasipo sababu ya msingi

Tulia wewe.. Acha kuleta habari za KIJINGA wewe.
Ananitafuta na anajua nilikua namla dada yake, anataka nini kwangu zaidi ya kupigwa mashine.

Dada yake sina tena affairs nae, halafu yeye anajileta, wacha nikamtafune tu. Hakuna namna.

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[Sky Eclat]

Mara ya kwanza comment ya JF imepenya moyoni... Tatizo ni namna gani nitajua kama ni bikra ama sio... Nisije subiri skrepa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Mkuu haya ya kuita watoto wa wenzako skrepa si uungwana hata kidogo, msingewapitia wakiwa wabichi wala tusingekuwa na skrepas.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Hahaa,we jamaa unafurahisha saana jukwaa kwa stor zako

Story zangu ni za kweli, halafu zinafundisha.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Wanaume WA dar bwana

Tunapenda sana kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa.

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[Padri Mcharo]

ina-bore sana kwa mtu mzima kama mimi kukutana na threads za kijinga kama hz halafu niwe comfortable, very disgusting!

Wewe acha kuleta habari za KIJINGA wewe...
Unajibaraguza hapo unanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa....
Chimba shimo ujifukie ndugu.. Mtu mwenyewe unaelekea kuzeeka. Ptuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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[RGforever]

Kufanya mapenz ni kosa la jinai tangu lini????
Nitakupiga pump wewe!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Si kosa Tatizo unaharibu watoto wa Watu Wa Secondary

 

[Padri Mcharo]

dawa yako inachemka mjomba analipia ada alafu gharama kweli ww unakula tu,na kumbe siku ile alikuwa anaongea na mpuuzi ww ngoja

Maneno yako wala hayanizuii Jmosi kwenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!

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[RGforever]

Maneno yako wala hayanizuii Jmosi kwenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Hahahahah Ngoja Ukute Kazoefu....

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Si kosa Tatizo unaharibu watoto wa Watu Wa Secondary

Anakaribia kumaliza form lakin, kwahiyo huyu ni mtu mzima tayari... Mkuu unasemaje kuhusu bahati yangu hii ya Jmosi kwenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa...

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[Padri Mcharo]

yani kwa jinisi unavyoongea asee, mkuu hufanani na Id yako hata kidogo kuanzia jina hadi picha

Duniani kuna watu wengi mkuu...
By the way, mbele ya MBUNYE hakuna cha Daktari, Soldier, Engineer wala Padri.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[pretypriceless]

Mungu akusaidie ufunguke utash

 

[mgogoone]

Mkuu nina shaka na uandishi wako ur so empty minded engnr

Sasa ulitaka "equations za Calculus Au physics"? Nilikuwa nauliza tu

 

[The Ape]

Hahahaha... Nikikuona chief jukwaani,uwa najua nitacheka mwanzo mwisho.

 

[mgogoone]

Sijaelewa pesa iliyokuuma ni 25000 au laki mbili na nusu

Chief Eng. kusahau SIFURI(0)

 

[Dashdown]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Nipe namba za x mi nimfanye y huku Morogoro

 

[dalalitz]

Outta millions of sperm cells, probably a billion, and this is the best product that came out. Ain't that something..?!

Whoa! !
This ain't supposed to be funny I guess.
Complete explicit-deliberate derision.