Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

[kariankei]

Lovely xtory

 

[bahati30]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

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Hizi Tabia za kivulana, wewe hujafungua shule?

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Hahahaha... Nikikuona chief jukwaani,uwa najua nitacheka mwanzo mwisho.

Story zangu ni za kweli, halafu zinafundisha...

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[Padri Mcharo]

Chief Eng. kusahau SIFURI(0)

Cjasahau mazee, bei ya LODGE iwe laki mbili na nusu!!!!!

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[Padri Mcharo]

Nipe namba za x mi nimfanye y huku Morogoro

Nenda pale mzinga barracks, ukiweza kupita getini ulizia mwanasheria wa jeshi, utampata dogo. Anaishi kwa dingi yake mkubwa.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Whoa! !
This ain't supposed to be funny I guess.
Complete explicit-deliberate derision.

Oya mazee...
Mbona sielewi mnaongea kuhusu nini... Mnanisifia ama!!!!

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[Padri Mcharo]

Lovely xtory

Ambayo ni ya ukweli kabisa, 100%.
Cant wait to see Jmosi. Kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

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[raia_mwema]

Una umri gani?

nimejikuta nawaza kumuuliza hili swali nikakuta ushauliza, ila mkuu kumbuka age is nothing but numbers, naona bado sana akili yake ya kitoto

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Hizi Tabia za kivulana, wewe hujafungua shule?

Utakalia kusema uvulana, hapo unajibaraguza tu unanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

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[Saint Ivuga]

Huyu jamaa ni engineer ndio maana madaraja yanabomoka aisee.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

nimejikuta nawaza kumuuliza hili swali nikakuta ushauliza, ila mkuu kumbuka age is nothing but numbers, naona bado sana akili yake ya kitoto

Endeleeni kupayuka payuka eti akili za kitoto...
Kubabake hapo mnajibaraguza tu mnanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Huyu jamaa ni engineer ndio maana madaraja yanabomoka aisee.

Kuna daktari bingwa wa moyo, mifupa na wanawake.
Sio kila Engineer anahusika na madaraja mkuu...

Anyway, najua unanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

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[OllaChuga Oc]

Hahaha #chief_engineer ....

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Mungu akusaidie ufunguke utash

Una maana gani unaposema utash

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[Harald Dad]

Nitamuuliza mzunguko wake wa Hedhi...
Akiwa kwenye safe days mzee ni mwendo wa kavu kavu nomaaaaa... MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

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Kwa hiyo unadhuia mimba na sio maradhi angalia mtoto wa watu usije ukamharibia ndoto zake

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Kuna daktari bingwa wa moyo, mifupa na wanawake.
Sio kila Engineer anahusika na madaraja mkuu...

Anyway, najua unanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Poa twende tukaipige wote

 

[Rohombaya]

Duh, JF mgt, you still have a very aggressive job to do. It's very unfair kuchanganya vijana ambao ndio kwanza wanabalehe kujadili mada na watu wazima. So, the big challenge here is to see how to moderate discussions between these two groups, they are typically incompatible! Ina-bore sana kwa mtu mzima kama mimi kukutana na threads za kijinga kama hz halafu niwe comfortable, very disgusting!

Dah.. Je Ukienda kwa kapukuz? Si ndiyo utazimia.... BTW hapa age haihusiki sana..... Kikubwa ni jinsi unavyofikiri.... [emoji13] [emoji13]

 

[DUME SURUALI]

Hureeeeeee...nakuunga mkono kwa asilimia 1000% coz namm naenda kula PAPUCHI mbichiiiii ya mtoto wa kiarabu (miaka 12) kinasoma Aghakan Mzizima huwa nakichukua na kukirudisha kwao kila siku ..sasa nimekisaundisha kimekubali teh! teh! teh![emoji23] yaani Mungu mkubwa sana Maana nina ukame wa miezi 9
PAPUCHI IDUMU MILELE
AMINAAA[emoji120]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Kwa hiyo unadhuia mimba na sio maradhi angalia mtoto wa watu usije ukamharibia ndoto zake

HATA mimi nina ndoto zangu pia mzee...
Kumbuka kajileta mwenyewe, cjamtafuta mie.

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[mshipa]

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