*Demu anatakiwa kuwa mshamba kiana......*
_Sio demu anamjua mpaka Cheki Noris,Anord Shozniga,Michael Dadkof....huna hata cha kumdanganya?...._
_Inatakiwa ukimuuliza "baby unamjua Lukaku?" anakujibu "ni yule rafiki yako wa kijijini?"_
_Baby hivi Hazard unamjua?" anakujibu "si ndo yule mtoto wa mama James?"......._
_sio demu anajua matimu ya mpira bongo mpaka ulaya,anaijua hadi Kasimpasa ya Uturuki......_
_Demu ukiangalia nae The Walking Dead au Wrong turn hata hashtuki,amekodoa mi macho tu mwanzo mwisho...._
_inatakiwa akiangalia muvi za kutisha anakukumbatia kumbatia "baby toa bn mi ntaota".....au "au maskin si atamuua sasa"....._
_Sio demu anaangalia picha la mavampire anashabikia "bora life,linakiherehere sana!....."_
_Mi napenda demu nikimwambia "Leo Chelsea anacheza na Man U"....yeye aniambie "kumbe kombe la dunia limeanza?".........._
_Sio demu anakutajia mpaka first eleven ya Burnley,demu gani huyo!!!??_