Mtakuja kutuua...

[Muzine]

Hahahah huyo mwanaume au gredaaa

 

[SUASO]

Mtakuja kufa kwa mshtuko wa moyo, mapenzi ni kufurahia na sio kukomoana. Unapiga game, ukitoka hapo uwezi kutembea. Nyapu imetepeta, mkuyange umevimba mambo gani sasa hayo?

Haaaaaaaaa vita ya tatu ya dunia mkuu

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahahah huyo mwanaume au gredaaa

Lile tingatinga lile shwain zake

 

[Lucky Star]

Vp tigo imesalimika kweli?

Keshasema kausha bahari,kausha mto nk.

Ladba kama unaulizia namba walioiblock ha ha ahaaa.
(Natania tu Evelyn SALT

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Nacheka kila nikisoma post za huu Uzi, sasa hapo inatakiwa umpe tena

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Karucee]

Once in a while its fine to smash our cervix.

Na inanoga hasa Beast Mode inapokuwa activated.

Lakini sio daily.

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Lile tingatinga lile shwain zake

Shwain? Wakati unataka tena?![emoji3]

 

[irumba1]

Shunie amu Mama Sabrina Miss Natafuta mwenzenu katoa ushuhuda njooni mchangie mawazo.

hongera, hatimaye umenyoosha mikono Evelyn Salt

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Keshasema kausha bahari,kausha mto nk.

Ladba kama unaulizia namba walioiblock ha ha ahaaa.
(Natania tu Evelyn SALT

mnakoelekea mtasema nilitmbw hadi masikioni, nayo yalikaushwa..... vichwa vyenu!!!!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Shwain? Wakati unataka tena?![emoji3]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Swali la kizushi,sasa Mr nyumbani angeomba mzigo ingekuaje,wkt mchepuko umetibua tibua njia yote

 

[Nleterewa Nganengo]

Aisee, kwa hili unastahili tuzo ya Nobel kwa uvumilivu na nidhamu ya mchezo ulioonyesha.

 

[Musundi]

Niliblock namba bro, baada ya siku tatu mwili kupoa, na organ zote za mwili kurudi katika hali ya kawaida nikarudi kwa ile number taratibu nikai unblock....

Lazima ugongwe tena aisee... Hata leba tunaapa hatushiki mimba tena ila ukishapakata kichanga mikononi mara unatania miguu tena... Chezea Biology weye!!!!

 

[Kichaafulani]

Keshasema kausha bahari,kausha mto nk.

Ladba kama unaulizia namba walioiblock ha ha ahaaa.
(Natania tu Evelyn SALT

Itakuwa jamaa alizibua choo, kwa mileage ya K za kibongo umri wake hakuna anayeweza lalamika hivi

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Swali la kizushi,sasa Mr nyumbani angeomba mzigo ingekuaje,wkt mchepuko umetibua tibua njia yote

Halafu umekomaa kusema mchepuko hivi unajua unanigombanisha na mme wangu, asali wa roho yangu daktari wa maradhi yangu yote?!!!!! Unanipa tabu we haya

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Sasa baby Evelyn Salt mbona uliniblock?
Kesho njoo ghetto basi nipo off siendi kazin

 

[Kichaafulani]

mnakoelekea mtasema nilitmbw hadi masikioni, nayo yalikaushwa..... vichwa vyenu!!!!

Kwa hiyo jamaa aliishia mbele na nyuma tu?

 

[imbegete]

Kama ni nguvu za asili basi sawa ila kama ni msaada wa vumbi mtakuja kutuua jamani, masaa matano, matano yani namaanisha matano!!!! Yote ni pwa pwa pwa vibao vya huku hivi pa pa pa.....hata kama twapenda masafa marefu sio hivi asee sio kwa mwendo huu wa kupiga pmb la hela yote. Kausha bahari,kausha mto, kausha dimbwi.....

Ilibidi niombe ushauri juu ya ufanywaji huu nikaambiwa hivi "inatakiwa few hours before ule glucose au unywe energy drink" yani utadhani naenda kucheza football hadi glucose duh eti wanawake wenzangu hivo vya kuboost energy vinasaidia?

Hapana nafsi imesurrender japo moyo hautaki, inaonekana moyo uliridhika na mchamchaka, glucose + energy drink +vumbi la congo, moyo moyo moyo utakuja kusimama siku si zako.
Najidediketia lile songi "amekoma" side mnyamwezi

Njoo kwetu vibabu 70, hahahaaaaaaa! Hiyo umeikuta wapi mama nanihiiii?

 

[Determinantor]

Itakua mechi ya ugenini hio....

 

[Karucee]

Nliweka barafu, ahsante
maji ya moto juu ya moto!!!hunipendi

pale pale unapotoka uwanja wa kuchinjiwa jikaze jisafishe vizuri.

Piga yowe lakini jua usipojisafisha vizuri basi samsing down zea won't be fine the next day.

Then kazana kufanya kegels. You will be fine.

A good pounding is very healthy for the vee 😁😁😁😁