Mtanie wa juu yako

[Kine3]

Kichwa kama boga.

 

[Rebeca 83]

mwone kwanza pua kama donge la sabuni

 

[Traore]

macho kama umekula bangi mbichi

 

[Playboy]

Mashavu yamekutepeta kama tumbo la msechu[emoji100][emoji100][emoji13][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji100][emoji100]

 

[mwandiga]

Unasura kama chupi ya mchepuko wako

Chupi nyingine ni amaizing mkubwa yani unatamani atembee inaonekana na watu wote

 

[Traore]

me nna watoto wakike mkinitania .. nitakua co baba mkwe wenu

 

[bampami]

Mcheki pua yake kama kona ya sambusa

kalimwingotiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

 

[tax compliant]

kalimwingotiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

Bichwa ka pasi ya mkaa

 

[cosM]

kwenu una Dada wabaya Mpk mmeandika oa mmoja upate wawili bure.

Duh balaaaaaa Mdomo mkubwa kiasi kwamba unakula chapati bila kukunja.

 

[mamylove]

Duh balaaaaaa Mdomo mkubwa kiasi kwamba unakula chapati bila kukunja.

Miguu mirefu kama mpima viwanja

 

[Ta-kibombo]

atakaenitania namloga

Mnene kama paja la ndege mwarabu

 

[Mouse3]

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Mdomo kama pindo la blangeti

 

[Mouse3]

ukicheka mashavu yanatetemeka kama mawimbi ya uji.

Nimecheka mpaka mbavu zinauma

 

[Bororo]

Tazama vidole vyake ka tangawizi

 

[yello masai]

Mdomo kama pindo la blangeti

Miaka mitatu uliyokaa mjini bado hujajua kiswahili... blanketi unaita blangeti

 

[Humble African]

Miaka mitatu uliyokaa mjini bado hujajua kiswahili... blanketi unaita blangeti

Mnyonge wangu huyu hapa eti yello Masai...

Lichecki....Likitovu likubwa kama lile la kutaftia stesheni kwenye radio mbao za zamani....ahaha!

 

[jerrysonkiria]

Wote ni wachovu kama mbowe

 

[dadu]

Mfupi kama kimba la mwisho

 

[youngkato]

Mfupi kama kimba la mwisho

Mrefu kama kimba la kuharisha

 

[Mouse3]

Miaka mitatu uliyokaa mjini bado hujajua kiswahili... blanketi unaita blangeti

Ndio maana ulitafuna thermometer ukameza pale hospitali! Ulitushangaza sana pale doctor alipokuuliza "Masai thermometer niliyokuwekea chini ya ulimi iko wapi? Ukajibu eti imetafuna akamesa amesania ni niu modeli ya dawa"