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Ujajibu swali hayo maneno ya Yohana 1:1 kasema nani ? unaulizwa maharage wewe unajibu mchicha ahahahhahaahaaa
Mtume Muhammad: Jamii isipotoshwe; Jua huzama katika Chemchemu ya matope Meusi na Mazito
Mtume Muhammad: Jamii isipotoshwe; Jua huzama katika Chemchemu ya matope Meusi na Mazito
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Porojo wewe unaita elimu hii ahahahaah Ahahaahhaahhahahahhha unamuuliza Musa analeta habari za samsoni Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja
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Haahaha Kiss mpaka ufunue shati? Mpaka utekenywe Kiss gani????
hahaaaa inhabitants of hevean!! or Hell? au ni baada ya Allah kutumbukiza guu lake huko motoni. kuja kuwapa hi!!
Sahih al-Bukhari » Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an (Tafseer of the Prophet (pbuh))
Narrated Anas:
The Prophet said, "The people will be thrown into the (Hell) Fire and it will say: "Are there any more (to come)?' (50.30) till Allah puts His Foot over it and it will say, 'Qati! Qati! (Enough Enough!)'"
حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ اللَّهِ بْنُ أَبِي الأَسْوَدِ، حَدَّثَنَا حَرَمِيٌّ، حَدَّثَنَا شُعْبَةُ، عَنْ قَتَادَةَ، عَنْ أَنَسٍ ـ رضى الله عنه ـ عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ " يُلْقَى فِي النَّارِ وَتَقُولُ هَلْ مِنْ مَزِيدٍ. حَتَّى يَضَعَ قَدَمَهُ فَتَقُولُ قَطِ قَطِ ".
Sahih al-Bukhari » Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an (Tafseer of the Prophet (pbuh))
Narrated Abu Huraira:
(that the Prophet said) "It will be said to the Hell, 'Are you filled?' It will say, 'Are there any more (to come)?' On that Allah will put His Foot on it, and it will say 'Qati! Qati! (Enough! Enough!).
حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ مُوسَى الْقَطَّانُ، حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو سُفْيَانَ الْحِمْيَرِيُّ، سَعِيدُ بْنُ يَحْيَى بْنِ مَهْدِيٍّ حَدَّثَنَا عَوْفٌ، عَنْ مُحَمَّدٍ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، رَفَعَهُ وَأَكْثَرُ مَا كَانَ يُوقِفُهُ أَبُو سُفْيَانَ " يُقَالُ لِجَهَنَّمَ هَلِ امْتَلأْتِ وَتَقُولُ هَلْ مِنْ مَزِيدٍ فَيَضَعُ الرَّبُّ تَبَارَكَ وَتَعَالَى قَدَمَهُ عَلَيْهَا فَتَقُولُ قَطِ قَطِ ".
Kumbe Allah ndiye atakuwa wa mwisho kuingia motoni baada ya kuwatanguliza nyote including Mudi.
hahahahaaaa
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Wapi Ibrahim alimlala dadake SARA? kwenye quran?
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Nimekwambia kwanini Ibrahim alimlala dada yake SARA , lakini wewe uruhusiwi kumlala dada yako ? hili ndio swali
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Wewe unaambiwa "FOOT", unatoa macho nani alikwambia Allah ana mguu? hiyo ni lugha ya picha ndio imetumika hapo , hivi kila siku tukimiambia Mungu wetu afanani na kitu chochote huwa hamtuelewi ?
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Kaa kimya kama huna majibu. blah blah tuu. mnaaminishwa ujinga kama huu mnaitikia AAAMMEEEN.
Sunan an-Nasa'i » The Book of Hajj
It was narrated from Abdullah bin Ubaid bin Umair that a man said:
"O Abu abdur-Rahman, why do I only see you touching these two corners?" He said: "I heard the Messenger of Allah say: 'Touching them erases sins.' And I head him say: 'whoever circumambulates seven times, it is like freeing a slave.'"
حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ، أَحْمَدُ بْنُ شُعَيْبٍ مِنْ لَفْظِهِ قَالَ أَنْبَأَنَا قُتَيْبَةُ، قَالَ حَدَّثَنَا حَمَّادٌ، عَنْ عَطَاءٍ، عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ عُبَيْدِ بْنِ عُمَيْرٍ، أَنَّ رَجُلاً، قَالَ يَا أَبَا عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ مَا أَرَاكَ تَسْتَلِمُ إِلاَّ هَذَيْنِ الرُّكْنَيْنِ قَالَ إِنِّي سَمِعْتُ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم يَقُولُ " إِنَّ مَسْحَهُمَا يَحُطَّانِ الْخَطِيئَةَ " . وَسَمِعْتُهُ يَقُولُ " مَنْ طَافَ سَبْعًا فَهُوَ كَعِدْلِ رَقَبَةٍ " .
can you tell us what corners are we reading here? na kwanini ukizigusa unafutiwa dhambi?
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Toa andiko siyo unaleta kelele!!
Usije na hadithi za kina ESOPO hapa.
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Andiko unalo la kukanusha kuwa Allah hana mguu??
Mmejipanga kwenye mitandao kibao mnazungumzia Allah has foot, hands even five fingers! wewe kwa ujuha wako una kanusha.
Asante sana kwa kuendelea kutudhihirishia kuwa Muhammad and Allah were most of DONKEY ever happened on Earth!
Kamata hii hii halafu kamuulize alokufundisha kwamba Allah hafananishiwi na chochote.
Sahih al-Bukhari » To make the Heart Tender (Ar-Riqaq)
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Some people said, "O Allah's Apostle! Shall we see our Lord on the Day of Resurrection?" He said, "Do youcrowd and squeeze each other on looking at the sun when it is not hidden by clouds?" They replied, "No, Allah's Apostle." He said, "Do you crowd and squeeze each other on looking at the moon when it is full and not hidden by clouds?" They replied, No, O Allah's Apostle!" He said, "So you will see Him (your Lord) on the Day of Resurrection similarly Allah will gather all the people andsay, 'Whoever used to worship anything should follow that thing. 'So, he who used to worship the sun, will follow it, and he who used to worship the moon will follow it, and he who used to worship false deities will follow them; and then only this nation (i.e., Muslims) will remain, including their hypocrites. Allah will come to them in a shape other than they know and will say, 'I am your Lord.' They will say, 'We seek refuge with Allah from you. This is our place; (we will not follow you) till our Lord comes to us, and when our Lord comes to us, we will recognize Him. Then Allah will come to then in a shape they know and will say, "I am your Lord.' They will say, '(No doubt) You are our Lord,' and they will follow Him. Then a bridge will be laid over the (Hell) Fire." Allah's Apostle added, "I will be the first to cross it. And the invocation of the Apostles on that Day, will be 'Allahumma Sallim, Sallim (O Allah, save us, save us!),' and over that bridge there will be hooks Similar to the thorns of As Sa'dan (a thorny tree). Didn't you see the thorns of As-Sa'dan?" The companions said, "Yes, O Allah's Apostle." He added, "So the hooks over that bridge will be like the thorns of As-Sa-dan except that their greatness in size is only known to Allah. These hooks will snatch the people according to their deeds. Some people will be ruined because of their evil deeds, and some will be cut into pieces and fall down in Hell, but will be saved afterwards, when Allah has finished the judgments among His slaves, and intends to take out of the Fire whoever He wishes to take out from among those who used to testify that none had the right to be worshipped but Allah. We will order the angels to take them out and the angels will know them by the mark of the traces of prostration (on their foreheads) for Allah banned the f ire to consume the traces of prostration on the body of Adam's son. So they will take them out, and by then they would have burnt (as coal), and then water, called Ma'ul Hayat (water of life) will be poured on them, and they will spring out like a seed springs out on the bank of a rainwater stream, and there will remain one man who will be facing the (Hell) Fire and will say, 'O Lord! It's (Hell's) vapor has Poisoned and smoked me and its flame has burnt me; please turn my face away from the Fire.' He will keep on invoking Allah till Allah says, 'Perhaps, if I give you what you want), you will ask for another thing?' The man will say, 'No, by Your Power, I will not ask Youfor anything else.' Then Allah will turn his face away fromthe Fire. The man will say after that, 'O Lord, bring me near the gate of Paradise.' Allah will say (to him), 'Didn't you promise not to ask for anything else? Woe to you, O son of Adam ! How treacherous you are!' The man will keep on invoking Allah till Allah will say, 'But if I give youthat, you may ask me for something else.' The man will say, 'No, by Your Power. I will not ask for anything else.' He will give Allah his covenant and promise not to ask for anything else after that. So Allah will bring him near to the gate of Paradise, and when he sees what is in it, he will remain silent as long as Allah will, and then he will say, 'O Lord! Let me enter Paradise.' Allah will say, 'Didn't youpromise that you would not ask Me for anything other than that? Woe to you, O son of Adam ! How treacherous youare!' On that, the man will say, 'O Lord! Do not make me the most wretched of Your creation,' and will keep on invoking Allah till Allah will smile and when Allah will smile because of him, then He will allow him to enter Paradise, and when he will enter Paradise, he will be addressed, 'Wish from so-and-so.' He will wish till all his wishes will be fulfilled, then Allah will say, All this (i.e. what you have wished for) and as much again therewith are for you.' " Abu Huraira added: That man will be the last of the people of Paradise to enter (Paradise).
حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو الْيَمَانِ، أَخْبَرَنَا شُعَيْبٌ، عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ، أَخْبَرَنِي سَعِيدٌ، وَعَطَاءُ بْنُ يَزِيدَ، أَنَّ أَبَا هُرَيْرَةَ، أَخْبَرَهُمَا عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم. وَحَدَّثَنِي مَحْمُودٌ، حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ الرَّزَّاقِ، أَخْبَرَنَا مَعْمَرٌ، عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ، عَنْ عَطَاءِ بْنِ يَزِيدَ اللَّيْثِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، قَالَ قَالَ أُنَاسٌ يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ هَلْ نَرَى رَبَّنَا يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ فَقَالَ " هَلْ تُضَارُّونَ فِي الشَّمْسِ، لَيْسَ دُونَهَا سَحَابٌ ". قَالُوا لاَ يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ. قَالَ " هَلْ تُضَارُّونَ فِي الْقَمَرِ لَيْلَةَ الْبَدْرِ، لَيْسَ دُونَهُ سَحَابٌ ". قَالُوا لاَ يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ. قَالَ " فَإِنَّكُمْ تَرَوْنَهُ يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ كَذَلِكَ، يَجْمَعُ اللَّهُ النَّاسَ فَيَقُولُ مَنْ كَانَ يَعْبُدُ شَيْئًا فَلْيَتَّبِعْهُ، فَيَتْبَعُ مَنْ كَانَ يَعْبُدُ الشَّمْسَ، وَيَتْبَعُ مَنْ كَانَ يَعْبُدُ الْقَمَرَ، وَيَتْبَعُ مَنْ كَانَ يَعْبُدُ الطَّوَاغِيتَ، وَتَبْقَى هَذِهِ الأُمَّةُ فِيهَا مُنَافِقُوهَا، فَيَأْتِيهِمُ اللَّهُ فِي غَيْرِ الصُّورَةِ الَّتِي يَعْرِفُونَ فَيَقُولُ أَنَا رَبُّكُمْ. فَيَقُولُونَ نَعُوذُ بِاللَّهِ مِنْكَ، هَذَا مَكَانُنَا حَتَّى يَأْتِيَنَا رَبُّنَا، فَإِذَا أَتَانَا رَبُّنَا عَرَفْنَاهُ فَيَأْتِيهِمُ اللَّهُ فِي الصُّورَةِ الَّتِي يَعْرِفُونَ فَيَقُولُ أَنَا رَبُّكُمْ. فَيَقُولُونَ أَنْتَ رَبُّنَا، ...
Hapo kwenye nyekundu. Ikiwa hafanani na kitu sasa hayo mashepu ni yepi? figure 8 au shepu la kabati?
Allah is not a spirit. Sasa atasimaia nini akija kwenye huo mshepu wake wa mwemweree mwemwereee?
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Mishipa ya shingo na povu lawatoka kwa ajili ya kupigania jehennam [emoji15] Innalilahi wainnalilahi rajuun [emoji24] [emoji24] [emoji24]
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Hii nayo aliyo kupa Kisoda [emoji117]
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Hivi nikikwambia mimi ni mbobezi unafikiri natania , ninayo yajua wewe huwezi kuyajua , si huyu hapa Ibrahim kamtafuna dada yake
MWANZO 20:11-12
11",, Ibrahim akasema, kwa sababu naliona , yakini hapana hofu ya Mungu mahali hapa, nao wataniua kwa ajili ya mke wangu
12"; Naye kweli ni ndugu yangu binti ya baba yangu ila siye mwana wa mama yangu, ndipo akawa mke wangu ";
Ahahahahaahahaahaha baba mmoja hao wewe utaki kitu gani ? Ahahahahhaah haya kacheze unapochezaga Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja
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Nimekujibu tena na kukufafanulia " NI YOHANA AKIVUVIWA NA MUNGU" anapenda sana kutafuniwa [emoji15] [emoji12]
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Yaani hata hili ulijui Ahahahaahhahhahhhaah corner ya jiwe la kaaba kwa wale watakao kwenda HIJA , unafutiwa dhambi ni katika mambo ya kuonyesha utukufu wa Allah kwa sababu hili jiwe asili yake ni katika bustani za peponi
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Kwani kumuonya mngese aache tabia ya ungese naye anakuona ni porojo tu [emoji12] najua ashki majunun ati [emoji4]
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Hivi viclip utaacha lini? Ahahahahhaah hivi wewe una akili ya kuku kila siku narudia uelewi ahahhahahahahahahahah buree kabisaa Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja
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Ujinga huo nimecheka hadi basi [emoji15] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]
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Huyu anayefananishwa hapa bado ni lugha ya picha?
Sahih al-Bukhari » Military Expeditions led by the Prophet (pbuh) (Al-Maghaazi)
Narrated Ibn `Umar:
We were talking about Hajjat-ul-Wada`, while the Prophet was amongst us. We did not know what Hajjat-ul-Wada` signified. The Prophet praised Allah and then mentioned Al-Masih Ad-Dajjal and described him extensively, saying, "Allah did not send any prophet but that prophet warned his nation of Al-Masih Ad-Dajjal. Noah and the prophets following him warned (their people) of him. He will appear amongst you (O Muhammad's followers), and if it happens that some of his qualities may be hidden from you, but your Lord's State is clear to you and not hidden from you. The Prophet said it thrice. Verily, your Lord is not blind in one eye, while he (i.e. Ad-Dajjal) is blind in the right eye which looks like a grape bulging out (of its cluster). No doubt,! Allah has made your blood and your properties sacred to one another like the sanctity of this day of yours, in this town of yours, in this month of yours." The Prophet added: No doubt! Haven't I conveyed Allah's Message to you? " They replied, "Yes," The Prophet said thrice, "O Allah! Be witness for it." The Prophet added, "Woe to you!" (or said), "May Allah be merciful to you! Do not become infidels after me (i.e. my death) by cutting the necks (throats) of one another."
حَدَّثَنَا يَحْيَى بْنُ سُلَيْمَانَ، قَالَ أَخْبَرَنِي ابْنُ وَهْبٍ، قَالَ حَدَّثَنِي عُمَرُ بْنُ مُحَمَّدٍ، أَنَّ أَبَاهُ، حَدَّثَهُ عَنِ ابْنِ عُمَرَ ـ رضى الله عنهما ـ قَالَ كُنَّا نَتَحَدَّثُ بِحَجَّةِ الْوَدَاعِ وَالنَّبِيُّ صلى الله عليه وسلم بَيْنَ أَظْهُرِنَا، وَلاَ نَدْرِي مَا حَجَّةُ الْوَدَاعِ، فَحَمِدَ اللَّهَ وَأَثْنَى عَلَيْهِ ثُمَّ ذَكَرَ الْمَسِيحَ الدَّجَّالَ فَأَطْنَبَ فِي ذِكْرِهِ وَقَالَ " مَا بَعَثَ اللَّهُ مِنْ نَبِيٍّ إِلاَّ أَنْذَرَ أُمَّتَهُ، أَنْذَرَهُ نُوحٌ وَالنَّبِيُّونَ مِنْ بَعْدِهِ، وَإِنَّهُ يَخْرُجُ فِيكُمْ، فَمَا خَفِيَ عَلَيْكُمْ مِنْ شَأْنِهِ فَلَيْسَ يَخْفَى عَلَيْكُمْ أَنَّ رَبَّكُمْ لَيْسَ عَلَى مَا يَخْفَى عَلَيْكُمْ ثَلاَثًا، إِنَّ رَبَّكُمْ لَيْسَ بِأَعْوَرَ، وَإِنَّهُ أَعْوَرُ عَيْنِ الْيُمْنَى، كَأَنَّ عَيْنَهُ عِنَبَةٌ طَافِيَةٌ ". " أَلاَ إِنَّ اللَّهَ حَرَّمَ عَلَيْكُمْ دِمَاءَكُمْ وَأَمْوَالَكُمْ، كَحُرْمَةِ يَوْمِكُمْ هَذَا، فِي بَلَدِكُمْ هَذَا، فِي شَهْرِكُمْ هَذَا، أَلاَ هَلْ بَلَّغْتُ ". قَالُوا نَعَمْ. قَالَ " اللَّهُمَّ اشْهَدْ، ثَلاَثًا، وَيْلَكُمْ، أَوْ وَيْحَكُمُ، انْظُرُوا لاَ تَرْجِعُوا بَعْدِي كُفَّارًا، يَضْرِبُ بَعْضُكُمْ رِقَابَ بَعْضٍ ".
Kumbe Allah wenu anafanana na Mpinga Kristo tofauti ni Kuwa ana mecho yote mawili!! kwa hiyo ana hips, ngwala kama za amabarutty!! nk hahahaa
Someni vitabu vyenu kwanza kabkla hujaropoka. Ooh Lugha ya picha!! na pua umebana kama delicious!!
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Ahahahahaahahaahaha unatoka povu buree , hapo imetumika lugha ya picha kukuonyesha juu ya uungu wa Allah , unapata tabu kwa sababu wewe ni mvivu wa kupitia maandiko , Mungu afanani na chochote kile kwa hiyo hawezi kuwa na miguu Ahahahahaahahaahaha hili mbona liko wazi
QURAN 42:11
"; Hapana kitu kama MFANO wake. Naye ni Mwenye kusikia Mwenye kuona
Kama haikutoshi maana wewe ni kilaza hii
QURAN 112:4
"; Wala hana anayefanana naye hata mmoja.
Ahahahahaahahaahaha awe na miguu afanane na wewe mluguru Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja Mungu wetu ametakasika na sifa hizo chafu, hivyo ukiona mguu hiyo ni lugha ya picha bureee kabisaaaaaaa wewe
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