Mwanaharakati na mkosoaji mkubwa wa Rais Museveni, Dkt. Stella Nyanzi akimbilia Kenya, aomba hifadhi ya kisiasa

[pingli-nywee]

Nikipata fursa nitawashauri wakimbilie Ulaya kama vile Canada maana hapa Kenya ni karibu sana na kwenu huko, msiojulikana mna uwezo wa kuja na kuwaondolea nje nje. Mnavuka mpaka kinyemelea, mkijifanya wafugaji kisha mnaunga unga na kuwafikia na kuwaua, bora wapite tu, yule jamaa wa Arusha sasa ametulia zake Canada tena na familia yake.

Naye Tundu Lissu nafuu yake aliondoka huku amezingirwa na mabalozi wa kutokea kwa mabeberu ambao huwapa nyie misaada, hamngemgusa.
Huyu wa Uganda naye apite tu, maana Waganda huwa tumetangamana nao sana, ni rahisi sana kwa wasiojulikana wa kwao kupenya.

Kenya haikwepeki, kwa wakimbizi, na sio tu kwenye enzi hizi ambazo udikteta umekuwa fasheni kwa majirani zetu wote. Kuna wengi sana kule nchi za magharibi kutoka S. Sudan, Somalia, Burundi hadi Rwanda ambao kama hawangepita Kenya ndoto zao za kupata hifadhi nje ya bara hili hazingetimia.

 

[pingli-nywee]

nani kilaza? Dkt. Stella ama nani?

Hili ndio shairi ambalo Dr. Nyanzi aliliandika mwaka wa 2019. Kuhusu Yoweri na papuchi ya mamake, Esiteri. [emoji38] Shairi ambalo lilisababisha Stella atupwe korokoroni kwa muda. Courtesy of Sky Eclat, enjoy.......... Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How bitterly sad a day!
I wish the smelly and itchy cream-coloured candida festering in Esiteri’s cunt had suffocated you to death during birth.
Suffocated you just like you are suffocating us with oppression, suppression and repression!

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How painfully ugly a day!
I wish the lice-filled bush of dirty pubic hair overgrown all over Esiteri’s unwashed chuchu had strangled you at birth.
Strangled you just like the long tentacles of corruption you sowed and watered into our bleeding economy.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How nauseatingly disgusting a day!
I wish the acidic pus flooding Esiteri’s cursed vaginal canal had burnt up your unborn fetus.
Burnt you up as badly as you have corroded all morality and professionalism out of our public institutions in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How horrifically cancerous a day!
I wish the infectious dirty-brown discharge flooding Esiteri’s loose pussy had drowned you to death.
Drowned you as vilely as you have sank and murdered the dreams and aspirations of millions of youths who languish in the deep sea of massive unemployment, and under-emplyment in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How traumatically wasted a day!
I wish the poisoned uterus sitting just above Esiteri’s dry clitoris had prematurely miscarried a thing to be cast upon a manure pit.
Prematurely miscarried just like you prematurely aborted any semblance of democracy, good governance and rule of law.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday!
How morbidly grave a day!
I wish that Esiteri’s cursed genitals had pushed out a monstrously greenish-bluish still-birth.
You should have died at birth, you dirty delinquent dictator…
You should have died in birth, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni.

…….
If you want to beat me for my heartfelt birthday poem, come and find me at my home. Ask the bodabodamen to direct you to Mama Stella’s house with a red gate. I refuse to be gagged!“

 

[Sky Eclat]

Hili ndio shairi ambalo Dr. Nyanzi aliliandika mwaka wa 2019. Kuhusu Yoweri na papuchi ya mamake, Esiteri. [emoji38] Shairi ambalo lilisababisha Stella atupwe korokoroni kwa muda. Courtesy of Sky Eclat Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How bitterly sad a day!
I wish the smelly and itchy cream-coloured candida festering in Esiteri’s cunt had suffocated you to death during birth.
Suffocated you just like you are suffocating us with oppression, suppression and repression!

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How painfully ugly a day!
I wish the lice-filled bush of dirty pubic hair overgrown all over Esiteri’s unwashed chuchu had strangled you at birth.
Strangled you just like the long tentacles of corruption you sowed and watered into our bleeding economy.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How nauseatingly disgusting a day!
I wish the acidic pus flooding Esiteri’s cursed vaginal canal had burnt up your unborn fetus.
Burnt you up as badly as you have corroded all morality and professionalism out of our public institutions in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How horrifically cancerous a day!
I wish the infectious dirty-brown discharge flooding Esiteri’s loose pussy had drowned you to death.
Drowned you as vilely as you have sank and murdered the dreams and aspirations of millions of youths who languish in the deep sea of massive unemployment, and under-emplyment in Uganda.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday.
How traumatically wasted a day!
I wish the poisoned uterus sitting just above Esiteri’s dry clitoris had prematurely miscarried a thing to be cast upon a manure pit.
Prematurely miscarried just like you prematurely aborted any semblance of democracy, good governance and rule of law.

Yoweri, they say it was your birthday yesterday!
How morbidly grave a day!
I wish that Esiteri’s cursed genitals had pushed out a monstrously greenish-bluish still-birth.
You should have died at birth, you dirty delinquent dictator…
You should have died in birth, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni.

…….
If you want to beat me for my heartfelt birthday poem, come and find me at my home. Ask the bodabodamen to direct you to Mama Stella’s house with a red gate. I refuse to be gagged!“

I think this poem had hit Museveni well more than any bullet could have done.

 

[pingli-nywee]

I think this poem had hit Museveni well more than any bullet could have done.

Definately! The best part for me is the end. ..."If you want to beat me for my heartfelt birthday poem, come and find me at my home. Ask the bodaboda men to direct you to Mama Stella’s house with a red gate. I refuse to be gagged!" [emoji16] What a woman.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Definately! The best part for me is the end. ..."If you want to beat me for my heartfelt birthday poem, come and find me at my home. Ask the bodaboda men to direct you to Mama Stella’s house with a red gate. I refuse to be gagged!" [emoji16] What a woman.

😂👏🏾😂

 

[Chief Sam]

Ngoja na Mimi nitikise kiberiti cha kijani ,nikatulie zangu nai nile upepo.