Mwendazake ni marehemu

[Shing Yui]

Rafiki wanamuita buda

 

[Shing Yui]

Neno hamna tatizo wao wanasema hakuna matata

 

[Sakalai]

Soksi wanaziita Nyoghinyo.

 

[BEDUI Jr]

Jamani wanasema Jameni
Mwizi wanamwita mchukua chake
Chabo wanaita kozimen
Bibi wanamwiita nyanya
Mke wanamwiita bibiyake

Mchukua chake????

 

[Manjagata]

Ugali wanaita sima hawa jamaa bana

Halafu umeme wanaita steamer!

 

[wax]

Mkuu uko serious au unatania Yani mwizi ni mchukua chake[emoji1787]

Mkuu hiyo ni seriously mi nlipgwa na butwaa kusikia hivo aise

 

[Beeb]

Zamani walikuwa mtu maarufu wanamuita Hayati...Hadi walipokuja kugundua Hayati manake marehem ndo wakaacha

😀😀
Hayati diamond platnumz..🤔

 

[Kete Ngumu]

Basi nimeifungua haraka nikajua ntakutana na bonge la story

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Khaaaa hii nayo ndio naisikia Leo so waweza sema wajameni mwendazake kafa kwa kunaswa na stima 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ukiwa Kenya.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Sio NDUGAI

Sijui.

 

[Superbug]

Soksi wanaziita Nyoghinyo.

Uko serious au joke?

 

[The Boss]

Ila Hayati ni mtu alie Hai. Marehem ni Mamati. Kutoka lugha ya kiarabu

Duh
Hata alhamis Kwa waarabu ni jumatano kwetu sio?

 

[Abby Newton]

Venye nasoma post za WaTZ najiuliza kwani tatizo ni gani?[emoji28][emoji12][emoji12]

 

[Abby Newton]

Dawa=Ndawa
Darasa=Ndarasa
Dokta = Ndokta

 

[Superbug]

Dawa=Ndawa
Darasa=Ndarasa
Dokta = Ndokta

Ngastuka uongo

 

[Azarel]

Ugali wanaita sima hawa jamaa bana

Hiyo wanaita wamalawi na msumbiji, wakenya wanaita sembe

Utasikia ''nipee sembe''

 

[Hismastersvoice]

Zamani walikuwa mtu maarufu wanamuita Hayati...Hadi walipokuja kugundua Hayati manake marehem ndo wakaacha

Hayati si marehemu, waulize waarabu watakutafsiria, ndiyo sababu hata sisi hatulitumii tena.

 

[Jidu La Mabambasi]

Kumbe neno sima limeanzia kenya

Limeanzia Zambia, huko ugali ni sima.

 

[mwaki pesile]

Hiace wanaziita matatu na mabasi makubwa wanayaita masita... Basi mimi nikajiwazia lazima coaster zinaitwa manne

daladala zote ni MATATU

 

[ze-dudu]

Mkuu uko serious au unatania Yani mwizi ni mchukua chake[emoji1787]

Yupo sahihi....