TANZIA Mzee David Makerege (80) Afariki Dunia Akiwa Chumbani Kwenye Hoteli ya Mbezi Garden Jijini Dar es Salaam

[Nrangoo]

Mzee wa kanisa

kanisa gani mkuu

 

[Coach Slamah Hamad]

Kwanini inakuwa hivyo? Lakini wanawake hawahitaji erection. Shida ukiwa na miaka 80, erection inaanzaje bila kuwa na boosters? Boosters ndio zinazoua sasa

Yes zinaua but ukilinganisha waliochangiwa na umri mkubwa zaidi ni wengi kuliko boosters pekee!

A woman in her 80s mostly anawaza vitukuu na ugoro, rarely kumuona akihangaika na kutafuta sex but for men it’s different, they spend all their lives to their last breath trying to go back where they came from, urafi + laana!

Imagine unazaliwa unatokea kwenye uchi then seconds before you depart from this world the last thing in your sight ni uchi!!!

 

[Idofi]

Sikia kwa jirani,uwiiii huyo binti kazi anayo

Hili ni fundisho kwa dada zetu wakome kutembea na wazee a.k.a shikamoo jazi kwa mwendo huu watapewa sana kesi za mauaji ni bora wakomae na vijana tu wazee wa kusimamia ukucha malipo malipo buku teni

Sasa vijana wamejichokea na wengine wamerudisha mira kwa kipa, acha wazee wajilie.

 

[Idofi]

Yes zinaua but ukilinganisha waliochangiwa na umri mkubwa zaidi ni wengi kuliko boosters pekee!

A woman in her 80s mostly anawaza vitukuu na ugoro, rarely kumuona akihangaika na kutafuta sex but for men it’s different, they spend all their lives to their last breath trying to go back where they came from, urafi + laana!

Imagine unazaliwa unatokea kwenye uchi then seconds before you depart from this world the last thing in your sight ni uchi!!!

Una maneno makali sana.

 

[Extrovert]

sasa vijana wamejichokea na wengine wamerudisha mira kwa kipa, acha wazee wajilie

Stress zimejaa kichwani hizo nguvu za kiume unazipataje.

 

[Tabutupu]

Hiyo kitu haichoshi, kwa wanaume ni hadi mauti.

Na huwa nasikia wengi wanazikwa huku mkuyange ukiwa umesimama.

At 80 yrs unataka K?

Wanaume heshimuni mlikotoka sawa??

 

[Darmian]

Nashukuru kapatikana mtaalam. Na je, kichwa kuuma, kizunguzungu na mapigo ya moyo kuongezeka baada ya kutumia hiyo Viagra, yenyewe unaiongeleaje hiyo mkuu? Kwa msaada wa wazee tulionao humu,

Kuumwa kichwa na kizunguzungu hizo ni side effects za kawaida hata baadhi ya dawa nyingine ukimeza hili linatokea.

Mapigo ya moyo kwenda mbio ni kwenye hakarati za Sildenafil kufanya kazi yake. Shida inatokea pale ambapo mtu atakuwa na matatizo ya moyo,kifo ndo hutokea hapa.

 

[kijana13]

Mzee kumaliza uzee wake guest kwa aibu.

 

[Mbwa dume]

Alishalipa na alikuwa na juisi na maji ya kunywa[emoji28][emoji28]

Ukute ni juisi ya 700 na maji ya hill ya 600....

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[kijana13]

January hii Mzee wa watu utakuta kukusanya kodi kwa wapangaji.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Una utelezi bado [emoji1][emoji1] maana kuna mtu ka comment hapo mwanamke akifikisha miaka 50 utelezi unakuwa umekata huko chini kunakuwa kukavu hasa...

haaaaaa nyie ngoja nimtafute mtani aje kukagua

 

[Darmian]

Hivi kwa nini watu wanakuwa na reasoning ya chini hivi?

Mtu anasema demu anakubalije kuhongwa hela from that 37k na kutoa K. What if mzee ana muhudumia everyday kwenye kodi,chakula, mavazi n.k? Atahitaji kumhonga tena kila anapotaka kumgegeda?

 

[Toxic Concotion]

Polisi waongo sana, sio wa kuwaamini hata kidogo linapokuja swala la pesa

Umewaza kama mimi. Hapo kuna uchakachuaji katika kupunguza zero kwenye kiasi husika.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Sasa huyo mtoto alikaa au alilala au alilewa,

 

[Extrovert]

Wewe Witness ukipewa milioni 2 na babu wa miaka 70 apigie shoo hutopanua mapaja???

Unazungumzia 2M? Yote ya nini, witty akipigwa Full tank mbili tu anatoa zaga bila kipengele 😂😂😂 hamna mwanamke mgumu mbele ya pesa! Kuna ushawishi wa pekee kwenye hela.

 

[Coach Slamah Hamad]

Those are biological impossibilities, but the reverse is possible. Note; at 45-50, ends sensible sex to moms but to pas up to 90 is possible!

Then chief you know nothing about sexual argues of women from ages 35 to their late 60s!

Most women tend to ignore that need only because the society expects them to plus all the family and social responsibilities!

Kadri mwanamke anavyoongezeka umri na majukumu yanaongezeka hasa ya kijamii kwahiyo muda wa kujipa kipaumbele like the opposite sex is almost impossible!

 

[Coach Slamah Hamad]

una maneno makali sana

So sorry chief, it’s life , it’s ugly though sweet. Pole

 

[Gallius]

haaaaaa nyie ngoja nimtafute mtani aje kukagua

Angalia asijekukuchubua maana ile inner mucosa ni laini mmo [emoji23]

 

[Mitchell]

Stress zimejaa kichwani hizo nguvu za kiume unazipataje.

🤣 Mkuu ona sasa mnasababisha watu wazima wanakufa kwa uzembe wenu wa kushindwa kuwashughulikia watu kama huyo binti

 

[Extrovert]

🤣 Mkuu ona sasa mnasababisha watu wazima wanakufa kwa uzembe wenu wa kushindwa kuwashughulikia watu kama huyo binti

Sasa nyie wenyewe papuchi mnataka mtuuzie, tugeeni bure tuchachuane kibingwa 😂!!! Yani imefikia stage kumiliki demu ni kama umekopa HESLB. Marejesho kila saa.