Namba yangu umepata wapi?

[Daby]

Mkuu yule mtoto alikuwa ni mzuri, kwanza moyo ulilipuka vile nilipomwona aisee.

Ni moja ya wanawake ambao nimeshindwa kuwareplace.

Asee kuhusu watoto aseeh kuna wakali kweli.

 

[Kocha Mkuu]

Asee kuhusu watoto aseeh kuna wakali kweli.

Kuna ile unamwona mtu unajikuta unajiona tayari umeshakuwa naye, kwa hiyo ukimwomba namba akakutosa akili inasimama kabisa kabisa.

Wakati mwingine unamwomba akikataa unasema to hell.

 

[Madiba]

Kama hayuko huko

Kama unatumia mtandao kuweka data zako kama vile CV n.k. ambazo zikuelezea wasifu wako, ni rahisi watu kuzipata kwa kusearch tu!!! Kama unakwenda kwenye warsa (workshop nk) halafu ukajaza namba zako, hao organizers watazitunza kwenye mtandao na mtu mwingine anaweza zipata huko!!

 

[Nokia83]

Halaf nikishasema nmepata wapi ndio unaridhika na tongozo?

 

[Beesmom]

Akishindwa jibu huyo hajitambui aisee

 

[Harald Dad]

Duuuuh!!! Ngoja nicheat mtihani si ndio huu unavuja!!!

 

[Scorpio Me]

Halaf nikishasema nmepata wapi ndio unaridhika na tongozo?

Ndio

 

[Scorpio Me]

Akishindwa jibu huyo hajitambui aisee

Na wengi wanashindwa

 

[Nokia83]

Ndio

Naomba no yako basi

 

[Scorpio Me]

Naomba no yako basi

Katafte mnakotaftaga

 

[Nokia83]

Katafte mnakotaftaga

Mm nataka kutoka kwako scorpio

 

[Seaman86]

Mkuu hayo hayatakaa yaishe mkuu, na hilo ni swali gumu sana kujibu.

Siku moja nilikutana na dada mmoja mzuri sana Hospital, tumekaa nikajipendekeza tukaongea tu vizuri, nilipoomba namba akanitosa, bahati nzuri alitangulia yeye kwa daktari, mimi nikafuata baada yake, sasa bahati nzuri kwenye form zile kuna mahali pa kujaza namba, nikaview ile namba nikaiweka kichwani, nimetoka tu nikaisave.

Kesho yake nampigia kumuuliza anaendeleaje nikaulizwa hilo swali maana anakumbuka hakunipa, nikamweleza process yote ilivyokuwa hakukubali, ilibidi arudi hospital kumuuliza daktari kama alinipa namba, daktari akamwambia hakuna kitu kama hicho, thanks God, ile process nilivyoielezea ndo iliyoonesha kweli nilikuwa na nia ya dhati.

Uligegeda kaka????

 

[Kocha Mkuu]

Uligegeda kaka????

We got into a relationship for like 3 years, then it was over.

She is the only woman I had go mountains to make her happy.

 

[Bacary Superior]

MIMI IKIFIKIA HATUA HIYO NAJUA NISHAPATA GOMA

 

[Slim5]

"Ulinipa weee mwenyewe, tukionana utaamini"

 

[Mnyalusungu]

Hata ukitaka namba ya Trump unaipata sembuse yakwako,

 

[Sibonike]

Nimedukua

 

[Prince Kunta]

Mwanaume akaeshindwa kujibu ilo swali ni bora ubaki single maisha yako yote

 

[jje's]

Ndugu yangu yapo hata hapa nimetoka kuchukua kama 20 hivi.

hahahahahahahah sijakuelewa ulimaanisha nini, ina maana umechukua namba 20 tofauti?
Nauliza tu

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

hahahahahahahah sijakuelewa ulimaanisha nini, ina maana umechukua namba 20 tofauti?
Nauliza tu

Hiyo nahisi kuna mtu ameipost hivi ni mimi kweli hapo.