Napenda utongozaji wa enzi zile

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Wana jf habari zenu,? Leo naomba niwakumbushe l utongozaji na mawasiliano ya me na ke ktk suala la mapenzi.
1.nikirusha jiwe juu ya paa la nyumba yenu ujue ni Mimi

2.ukitumwa sokon jitahid tukutane mliman/chin ya mti.

3.me alikuwa anamnyang'anya ke kanga ili demu ajilete ghetto.

4.demu akija ghetto anapewa kwanza album na soda akiwa anasubir gemu.

5.ili kumpata demu ilikuwa unatumia gia ya kumfundisha kuendesha baiskel.

Karibuni kwa kutoa gia zingine zilizokuwa zikitumika . Asanten
 
mamaafacebook said:
mkikutana disco vumbi akikuchobea ndo tayari mshaelewana.
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Ha ha haa! Kuchobeana!...wewe mtu wa Tanga I bet!

Kijana mmoja hivi alikuwa anamwambia ke afunge kamba mkononi then ile kamba anaipitisha dirishani kutokea nje! Jamaa akifika anavuta ile kamba tu kama anapiga kengele za masinagogi! Ke anatoka nje shughuli inaisha!

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Hata hujakosea mie wa tanga kabisaaaaa
 

Hahaaa mkuu hii signecha yako vipi...
 
Nimekumbuka eti mtu anakuandikia barua af anakuletea ye mwenyewe af na wewe unaandika majibu unampa
 
Ha ha ha hiyo ya barua imenikumbusha mbaaaaaaali kweli
 
Kutumia watoto wadogo kama mesenja.Duuuh mamdogo na uncle walinitumia mno kwa ujira wa sh.50 ya shule enzi hizo,mie aaaah anko akinipa hela ntaenda bila kununa.Walikua wanakaa jirani lol
 
Khantwe said:
Hahaaa mkuu hii signecha yako vipi...
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Kwema ndugu, haka ka siginecha ni ujumbe tu kwa wale wasingiziaji!

Au umeielewa vipi?

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Hahaha
 
Umesahau barua na vimemo, kutumia rafiki mtu kumvuta ngasa mwenzake halafu rafiki mtu anajikataa unatafuna
 
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