Nasaka mume

Nasaka mume

Madame B said:
Mshahara na bata bila dyudyu shoga angu...nitajidanganya tu.
Au nihonge mie....🤔🤔🤔
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Ila dyudyu ina umhimu na mm nimeona shoga🤣!yaan hata uwe busy vipi bado mwili utachemka😒! Sema age zetu tunajitungua mara 1 moja . Usihonge..umri huo bado ..tuna miaka kama 15 tuanze kuhonga😅
 
Wangari Maathai said:
Ila dyudyu ina umhimu na mm nimeona shoga🤣!yaan hata uwe busy vipi bado mwili utachemka😒! Sema age zetu tunajitungua mara 1 moja . Usihonge..umri huo bado ..tuna miaka kama 15 tuanze kuhonga😅
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Umemaliza kila kitu mwaya.

Nina king'asti kimoja kinanipa moto balaa....anajua kunipa game, sana tu.
Nakahonga, sema kamalaya balaa.
 
Madame B said:
Umemaliza kila kitu mwaya.

Nina king'asti kimoja kinanipa moto balaa....anajua kunipa game, sana tu.
Nakahonga, sema kamalaya balaa.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Dah...na akishajua umezima kwake utajuta..mm hapana aisee siwez na sitak! Bora nibak hivihivi...shida ya hao ben10 mafriji yao hayapoozi
Kuna mdada mmoja kafa kwa polisi mmoja jank tu age btn 28 hv..jaman yule polis anamuomba huyu dada hela kubwaa ..namuonea huruma anajitahid atoke ila anasema moto wake sio wa nchii hii..! Namuonea huruma..mwenzako anamuomba had 500k! Dada anakopa had kwa mumewe anampa...arghhhhh naudhika
 
Wangari Maathai said:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Dah...na akishajua umezima kwake utajuta..mm hapana aisee siwez na sitak! Bora nibak hivihivi...shida ya hao ben10 mafriji yao hayapoozi
Kuna mdada mmoja kafa kwa polisi mmoja jank tu age btn 28 hv..jaman yule polis anamuomba huyu dada hela kubwaa ..namuonea huruma anajitahid atoke ila anasema moto wake sio wa nchii hii..! Namuonea huruma..mwenzako anamuomba had 500k! Dada anakopa had kwa mumewe anampa...arghhhhh naudhika
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Yaani usinione hv na ujanja wangu huku Jf, kuna bwege mmoja ananichanganya sana.
Ila ipo siku nitamfurahisha.

Kulea king'asti tabu tupu.
Ila asikwambia mtu, huwa wanaroga ili tusiongee juu yao.
 
Madame B said:
Yaani usinione hv na ujanja wangu huku Jf, kuna bwege mmoja ananichanganya sana.
Ila ipo siku nitamfurahisha.

Kulea king'asti tabu tupu.
Ila asikwambia mtu, huwa wanaroga ili tusiongee juu yao.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 sasa si anakusoma?? Hhahaa mlee tu huna jinsi aise... !
Kuna kaka nimemit naye last month siku hiyo nilikua na stress nikaenda kula bar moja hv..akawa jiran yangu nikala nikaanza kunywa alter yangu 3hrs akaniomba nijumuike naye...nikakubali as nilimwambia uje wewe sio nije mm..jaman kaka anasumbua yule! Ananikeraaa...meseji kila dk...! Jana nimekablock ..! Yaan anahis ashapata mteremko😅😅😬! Ila naumia nilimnunulia balaa pombe..senge tu lile🤣
 
Madame B said:
Jamani wana Jf,natafuta mume wa kunioa,p'se mwombaji awe na sifa hizi:
1. Awe na Mashine kubwa (sina utani na hili jamani)
2. Awe angalau ana kazi au biashara yoyote ile
3. Umri miaka 28-35. Mimi nina miaka 27.
4. Awe mvumilivu,mpole,mwenye huruma na mpiganaji maana atapigana sana na watu.
5. Mwisho anipende sana na awe tayari kupima UKIMWI.
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Yaani tangu 2012 bado hujapata tu unahangaika?shida nini?
 
Madame B said:
Jamani wana Jf,natafuta mume wa kunioa,p'se mwombaji awe na sifa hizi:
1. Awe na Mashine kubwa (sina utani na hili jamani)
2. Awe angalau ana kazi au biashara yoyote ile
3. Umri miaka 28-35. Mimi nina miaka 27.
4. Awe mvumilivu,mpole,mwenye huruma na mpiganaji maana atapigana sana na watu.
5. Mwisho anipende sana na awe tayari kupima UKIMWI.
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Sifa zote ninazo, shida ni moja tu napenda Sana mbususu, yaani muda wote napenda kupiga mashine hadi najiogopa,hata ikiwa Inauma lkn bado inakuwa imedinda,sasa sijui km utaweza?!!!.
 
Uzi una miaka 9 sasa hujapata bado au mliachana hapo kati?
 
Madame B said:
Yaani usinione hv na ujanja wangu huku Jf, kuna bwege mmoja ananichanganya sana.
Ila ipo siku nitamfurahisha.

Kulea king'asti tabu tupu.
Ila asikwambia mtu, huwa wanaroga ili tusiongee juu yao.
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Kwani bado unataka mashine kubwa?
 
Madame B said:
No! Mimi cna shimo kubwa ila ninapo du na size kubwakubwa,dah! Yani hata kazini huwa nakubali nisiende kwa raha zake.
Ila kiukweli cna shimo la kiviiile.
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Lipo shimo ila si kiviiile🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Unamaanisha UNENE au UREFU.
Na inaruhusiwa ni ki edit mashine .ak.a modifying?
 
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