Picha: Snura Mushi ajifungua mtoto wa kiume

[Evelyn Salt]

Yaani kuna wanaume wengine kama walikunywa maji ya uzazi wakati wanazaliwa.
Au walivutwa kwa Vacuum.
Asa nishamwambia huyo hawara yake aliyenipiga ban, anipige na hii.
Nina kama 26 hivi

kwani mmefanyana.nini mbn it was utani pale yakaisha au mna mabifu yenu au mmenyimana

 

[warumi]

sijui hata amefanyaje mi nliona wanataniana tu.kumbe.imekua serious humjui amkatrina.au wantaftia kusutwa binamu he he he

Nimjulie wapi ebu nipe umbea bwana

 

[warumi]

Mie mwenyewe mdomo sina ila nikitiwa kidole cha kalio, wala sitakaa kimya.

Binamu....umbea raha sana

Roho binamu , nani huyo kakusababishia ban nikacheze nae chekechacheketua mpaka hasubuhi

 

[mamanzara]

single parent imekuwa dili siku hizi, ngoja na mie nitafute mtu nimwambukize mimba aafu nasepa

Single parent si dili bali inatokea kutokana na wanaume wenye mawazo kama yako Mkuu.

 

[AmKATRINA]

kwani mmefanyana.nini mbn it was utani pale yakaisha au mna mabifu yenu au mmenyimana

Yule mie niko nae kushoto tangu anajiunga JF.
Alivyoona watu tunafunguka majukwa yaleeeeeeeee akajua, yeees!!! zigo hilo, mamamaeee
Kumbe watu na waume zetu akina Shark na asakuta same....

Nyoko zake mia mara sabini

 

[AmKATRINA]

Roho binamu , nani huyo kakusababishia ban nikacheze nae chekechacheketua mpaka hasubuhi

Konda wa bodaboda huyo.
Mwanaume utadhani amepachikwa kisimi kumbe ana uume

 

[warumi]

Konda wa bodaboda huyo.
Mwanaume utadhani amepachikwa kisimi kumbe ana uume

Yani konda Wa Boda Boda ndo kaleta yote haya??

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Yule mie niko nae kushoto tangu anajiunga JF.
Alivyoona watu tunafunguka majukwa yaleeeeeeeee akajua, yeees!!! zigo hilo, mamamaeee
Kumbe watu na waume zetu akina Shark na asakuta same....

Nyoko zake mia mara sabini

ha ha ha ha kumbe shida ni kusuuza rungu...anajua aombae hupewa, kuna vingine sio lazma kupewa hivo unakua tu mpole

 

[AmKATRINA]

Yani konda Wa Boda Boda ndo kaleta yote haya??

Huyo huyo.
Asojua vibaya wala asokuwa na haya

 

[AmKATRINA]

ha ha ha ha kumbe shida ni kusuuza rungu...anajua aombae hupewa, kuna vingine sio lazma kupewa hivo unakua tu mpole

Bora umwambie wewe.
Rungu achonge wapi, halafu aje kulisafishia wapi.
Vingine sio lazima apewe, aangalie tu wenzake wanavyopewa.

 

[lolowapi]

Bora umwambie wewe.
Rungu achonge wapi, halafu aje kulisafishia wapi.
Vingine sio lazima apewe, aangalie tu wenzake wanavyopewa.

Acha matusi bwe.ge wewe

 

[AmKATRINA]

Acha matusi bwe.ge wewe

Haikuhusu hii story
Tena nakwambia haikuhusu....piga kimya.
Story za mtu 3 tu,
Kama unataka labda uiname nikutie dole

 

[sister]

eti jamani kusema hana mtoto watu watu wanazusha, kumbe mtoto yupo tena hai, unajua haingii akilini, kwanini umsaliti mwanao mpenzi, bora angesema nivkweli nina mtoto lakini sipo tayari kumuweka hadharani kwa sasa. LAKINI KUSEMA HUNA NA UNAYE???? DANGER!!!

mie binafsi wakati nina mimba sikuwa nawaambia watu kama nina mimba......lakini baada ya kujifungua eeh ni kuweka whatsapp tu....my son....my son.....kila mtu eeh hiyo mimba umebeba lini.....nikawaambia habari ndiyo hiyo ingawa wengine hawaamini mpaka leo......lakini ndiyo hvyo....

 

[lolowapi]

Haikuhusu hii story
Tena nakwambia haikuhusu....piga kimya.
Story za mtu 3 tu,
Kama unataka labda uiname nikutie dole

Mods piga ban huyu.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Mods piga ban huyu.

Mods hawaongozwi na mihemko na mauno yako.

 

[AmKATRINA]

Mods piga ban huyu.

Heheheheh.......unadhani ban ni nywele kila mtu lazima zimuote?
Nakushangaa, zee zima na mihemko yako na miuno (alijisemea Matola) kutaka kushikwa makalio

 

[AmKATRINA]

Mods hawaongozwi na mihemko na mauno yako.

Bora umwambie....anachokoza nyuki akitegemea kujipaka unga wa ngano ili ajinusuru.

 

[warumi]

Bora umwambie....anachokoza nyuki akitegemea kujipaka unga wa ngano ili ajinusuru.

Achana na lolowapi menopause inamsumbua huyo , mpotezee asije kukupaka damu chafu ya hedhi

 

[Shark]

Bora umwambie....anachokoza nyuki akitegemea kujipaka unga wa ngano ili ajinusuru.

Mpenzi leo vipi mbn hivyooo kwanza vp upo dar au wapi. Alaf huyo Konda wa bodaboda mbona kama mpo gari la mkaa siku nyingne mpo safi siku nyingne kimeo mpk nkajua nae kapewa kama ulivyomuonjesha bacha. Mie asakuta same huyo pacha ukamuaji wetu unafanana tu

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Achana na lolowapi menopause inamsumbua huyo , mpotezee asije kukupaka damu chafu ya hedhi

Teh! Teh! Teh!
Yaani ukipoteaga vitu ka hizi tunazikosaga kinyama yaani!