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[Cool Gentleman]

Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Hata njiwa nae ANA MAKINDA, lakini hawezi kuwa SPIKA wa Bunge

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Hata uwe mtaalamu wa kuosha vyombo kiasi gani huwezi kuosha vyombo vya habari

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee

 

[MC RAS PAROKO]

Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu

hahahahahahaa dah hii kali nimeipenda. UBARIKIWE

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi kufunika sufuria

 

[Cool Gentleman]

hahahahahahaa dah hii kali nimeipenda. UBARIKIWE

Umeona eeh . . hebu rushia zingine basi

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Lakini kumbuka, daima mpe asiyekupa. Ukimpa aliyekupa, hujampa bali umemlipa.

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Lakini kumbuka ... hata Bakhresa naye ana shida lakini sio ya pesa.

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Na pia usisahau .... hata zipu ina meno, lakini haipigi mswaki.

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Lakini kumbuka ..... Mtumbwi hauna saidimira.

 

[Cool Gentleman]

Lakini kumbuka ...... Hata BlackBerry ina PIN japo haifungi nepi.

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

Haijalishi ukubwa wa gari..nafasi ya dereva ni ile ile.

 

[Dafugwadu]

Na hata uwe unapenda vipi kumenya viungo vya mboga lakini huwezi kumenya pilipili au bamia

 

[Almandy]

Kumbuka wembe, kisu, na panga vina kata lakini havina madiwani.