Rafiki kutambulishwa kwa mke/mume/mchumba? IS IT REASONABLE?

[Nyamayao]

Mimi nafikiri kumtambulisha ni muhimu kwa sababu hata kama akicheat naye ni rahisi kumtambua kwani si watajisahau na kudhani hutawashtukia so we unanote tu ratiba za 'rafiki' kuwatembelea inakuwa kila mara na pengine watakupa hint. mradi tu uwe makini!

khaaa MJ1....uwiiii? unajua wanao cheat ki kweli kweli? mpaka uje ugundue machweo.......hapo kwenye umakini ni bora nusu shari kuliko shari zima....waishilie huko huko na urafiki wao.

 

[bht]

Umepewa bure, toa bure! Hahaha! Turudi kwenye mada, can you introduce me to your real nguli?

Bure ni marehemu kama hukuja hilo!!! Why not ntamwambia Nguli mlegend tikishapatana maana sasa hivi kuna fukuto sasa nikiongeza hilo......

 

[Kaizer]

Kwani hii thread tittle yake ni ipi? hebu nikumbusheni jamani

Pole Shemeji. "Rafiki kutambulishwa kwa wapwa"

 

[Kaizer]

khaaa MJ1....uwiiii? unajua wanao cheat ki kweli kweli? mpaka uje ugundue machweo.......hapo kwenye umakini ni bora nusu shari kuliko shari zima....waishilie huko huko na urafiki wao.

Mrs mambo? nimekumiss mwenzio! (off topic hii) dah

 

[bht]

Pole Shemeji. "Rafiki kutambulishwa kwa wapwa"

I guess there is nothing wrong, hahaaaa binamu kaizer...

 

[Zion Daughter]

Pole Shemeji. "Rafiki kutambulishwa kwa wapwa"

hahahahaa,Sikujua nawe hawavumi.............!!! Haya nimekupata.

 

[Triplets]

Yani tukio mojawapo imetokea nyumbani kwake huyo kaka,Hata intro haijaanza,wacha waanze kurushiana magumi,Nani huyu nakwambia!!!!! utanieleza leo!!!.Sijui walikuwa na ugomvi wa siku nyingi? Halafu nilikuwa mgeni maskini hapa mjini hata manzese sipajui,wangeniua sijui ingekuwaje,wacha nikimbie nje haraka, yani hatari sana.

ha ha haa halafu wengine ati wanaitaga "persecutions",,,

 

[Asprin]

kwani Chris mke wako akija na m baba usiyemjua akamtambulisha kwako kama rafiki yake ambaye wanapiga stori, wanashauriana mambo mengi, wanabadilishana mawazo na kusaidiana kwa mambo mbalimbali, utajisikiaje? mi naona feelings ktk haya masuala ni zile zile kwa mke/mume..kinachotofautiana ni reaction baada ya hapo..

She better do it! Manake nikimkuta naye sehemu afu ndo aniambie habari ya urafiki wa kawaida kuna matatu yatatokea:
1. Jamaa atawaishwa MOI kurekebishwa mifupa niliyoivunja(Am very good in breaking these guys' bones)
2. Wife atakuta vitu vyake na cheti cha ndoa vinamsubiri barazani
3. Chrispin atakuwa bachela wa kudumu, rafiki wa maisha wa mabaamedi.

THATS ALL!

 

[Asprin]

Kwani hii thread tittle yake ni ipi? hebu nikumbusheni jamani

Hey! Am chairman here! Rudi kwenye topic tafadhali!

 

[bht]

She better do it! Manake nikimkuta naye sehemu afu ndo aniambie habari ya urafiki wa kawaida kuna matatu yatatokea:
1. Jamaa atawaishwa MOI kurekebishwa mifupa niliyoivunja(Am very good in breaking these guys' bones)
2. Wife atakuta vitu vyake na cheti cha ndoa vinamsubiri barazani
3. Chrispin atakuwa bachela wa kudumu, rafiki wa maisha wa mabaamedi.

THATS ALL!

Iribini hiyo 2. wat for sasa?
na kwenye 3. utakuwa umejikomesha kweli kweli

 

[Zion Daughter]

She better do it! Manake nikimkuta naye sehemu afu ndo aniambie habari ya urafiki wa kawaida kuna matatu yatatokea:
1. Jamaa atawaishwa MOI kurekebishwa mifupa niliyoivunja(Am very good in breaking these guys' bones)
2. Wife atakuta vitu vyake na cheti cha ndoa vinamsubiri barazani
3. Chrispin atakuwa bachela wa kudumu, rafiki wa maisha wa mabaamedi.

THATS ALL!

No comment!

 

[Kaizer]

khaaa MJ1....uwiiii? unajua wanao cheat ki kweli kweli? mpaka uje ugundue machweo.......hapo kwenye umakini ni bora nusu shari kuliko shari zima....waishilie huko huko na urafiki wao.

hehehhe Mrs bana...

 

[compressor]

She better do it! Manake nikimkuta naye sehemu afu ndo aniambie habari ya urafiki wa kawaida kuna matatu yatatokea:
1. Jamaa atawaishwa MOI kurekebishwa mifupa niliyoivunja(Am very good in breaking these guys' bones)
2. Wife atakuta vitu vyake na cheti cha ndoa vinamsubiri barazani
3. Chrispin atakuwa bachela wa kudumu, rafiki wa maisha wa mabaamedi.

THATS ALL!

teh teh teh ,umesahau kuhusu jeshi la polisi baada ya jamaa kwenda moi,baadae utajiunga na top band utakuwa unaimba huzuni zako pale

 

[Triplets]

She better do it! Manake nikimkuta naye sehemu afu ndo aniambie habari ya urafiki wa kawaida kuna matatu yatatokea:
1. Jamaa atawaishwa MOI kurekebishwa mifupa niliyoivunja(Am very good in breaking these guys' bones)
2. Wife atakuta vitu vyake na cheti cha ndoa vinamsubiri barazani
3. Chrispin atakuwa bachela wa kudumu, rafiki wa maisha wa mabaamedi.

THATS ALL!

ha ha kwa hiyo akija mwenyewe na kumtambulisha jamaa "mume wangu Chris, huyu hapa anaitwa Musa, ni rafiki yangu wa karibu kwa mda mrufu tuu, tunapiga story, tunashauriana mambo mengi na kusaidiana katika mambo mbalimbali" ...wewe utamkaribisha ndani jamaa, na kumtabasamulia tuu huku ukimwambia mama watoto amsevie na ka wain...ha haa

 

[compressor]

She better do it! Manake nikimkuta naye sehemu afu ndo aniambie habari ya urafiki wa kawaida kuna matatu yatatokea:
1. Jamaa atawaishwa MOI kurekebishwa mifupa niliyoivunja(Am very good in breaking these guys' bones)
2. Wife atakuta vitu vyake na cheti cha ndoa vinamsubiri barazani
3. Chrispin atakuwa bachela wa kudumu, rafiki wa maisha wa mabaamedi.

THATS ALL!

teh teh teh ,umesahau kuhusu jeshi la polisi baada ya jamaa kwenda moi,baadae utajiunga na top band utakuwa unaimba huzuni zako pale

 

[Asprin]

Iribini hiyo 2. wat for sasa?
na kwenye 3. utakuwa umejikomesha kweli kweli

No 2: Dawa ya moto ni moto
No 3: Ntakuwa nimejikwepesha na mastress ya kijinga for the rest of my life.

 

[Kaizer]

I guess there is nothing wrong, hahaaaa binamu kaizer...

hehehe, where did you pick that word?

 

[bht]

No 2: Dawa ya moto ni moto
No 3: Ntakuwa nimejikwepesha na mastress ya kijinga for the rest of my life.

nilidhani utainvalidate setifiketi yenyewe kumbe ZD aichukue hivyo kama padri alivowapa siku ile....

na huko kwa kina eliza ndo mastress unayanunua sasa

 

[bht]

hehehe, where did you pick that word?

i keep the kamusi here wis me heheeee

 

[Asprin]

ha ha kwa hiyo akija mwenyewe na kumtambulisha jamaa "mume wangu Chris, huyu hapa anaitwa Musa, ni rafiki yangu wa karibu kwa mda mrufu tuu, tunapiga story, tunashauriana mambo mengi na kusaidiana katika mambo mbalimbali" ...wewe utamkaribisha ndani jamaa, na kumtabasamulia tuu huku ukimwambia mama watoto amsevie na ka wain...ha haa

Jamani, introduction si mpaka jamaa aingie ndani au apikiwe! Ila hata kama ni hivyo, she better introduce. Kwasababu nikimkuta na mtu katika maeneo hatarishi, introduction will be too late. Ile namba 1, 2 na 3 vitaaplaiwa on the spot. That will be too late for her to introduce her real friend. her mistake, anyway!