Sababu za kumbwaga mpenzi wangu Mwanasheria

barafuyamoto · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

Duh.
Nami nimejua leo. Kumbe styles P ni msauzi. Ngoja nijiridhishe google.

Stroke · Apr 18, 2020

Don Clericuzio said:
For a 1994 kid, that is exaggeration.

Hapana mkuu, kuna mmoja namfahamu ni lawyer pia same age kama anayemzungumzia mleta mada, anajua karibia kila jambo na atakukosoa.

Da'Vinci · Apr 18, 2020

client3 said:
Alikataa kunipeleka hata kwa masela imagine😀

Mpige kibuti watu tutake over mkuu..

Don Clericuzio · Apr 18, 2020

stroke said:
Hapana mkuu, kuna mmoja namfahamu ni lawyer pia same age kama anayemzungumzia mleta mada, anajua karibia kila jambo na atakukosoa.

Sijakataa, lakini kuna vitu ambavyo havina reference official hawezi kuwa anavifahamu kwa usahihi uliotajwa.

Nazumgumzia mfano wa wachezaji wa timu zetu bongo, hakuna records sahihi, wala kazi zao hutaziona YouTube, hao hakuna namna atakuwa anawajua kwa usahihi huo.

barafuyamoto · Apr 18, 2020

barafuyamoto said:
Duh.
Nami nimejua leo. Kumbe styles P ni msauzi. Ngoja nijiridhishe google.

Duh.
Baba mjamaika na mama msauzi. Ila kazaliwa quuens, new york!

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

barafuyamoto said:
Duh.
Nami nimejua leo. Kumbe styles P ni msauzi. Ngoja nijiridhishe google.

Duh.
Baba mjamaika na mama msauzi. Ila kazaliwa quuens, new york!
Huyo dada hatari.

Proved · Apr 18, 2020

Duh!...huyo ni google mkuu, huyo waachie google wenzake.

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

barafuyamoto said:
Duh.
Nami nimejua leo. Kumbe styles P ni msauzi. Ngoja nijiridhishe google.

Mama ake.ndio Msauzi . Ila yeye kazaliwa New York. He is one of the most illest MCs of all the time

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

barafuyamoto said:
Duh.
Baba mjamaika na mama msauzi. Ila kazaliwa quuens, new york!

Duh.
Baba mjamaika na mama msauzi. Ila kazaliwa quuens, new york!
Huyo dada hatari.

Umeona eeh

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

Don Clericuzio said:
Sijakataa, lakini kuna vitu ambavyo havina reference official hawezi kuwa anavifahamu kwa usahihi uliotajwa.

Nazumgumzia mfano wa wachezaji wa timu zetu bongo, hakuna records sahihi, wala kazi zao hutaziona YouTube, hao hakuna namna atakuwa anawajua kwa usahihi huo.

Nadhani mengine Kwa Kaka zake

LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

Proved said:
Duh!...hiyo ni google mkuu, huyo waachie google wenzake.

Nope that is not sexy to me.Huyo demu anatakiwa kuwa na MTU kama Pascal Mayalla au Kiranga a.k.a Nyani Ngabu ndio at least wanaweza kuendana.

Akikutana na Kilazaa kama GENTAMYCINE there will be no hope for the future.

Demu yupo very smart na anajua vitu vingi hatari. Kama ni member WA Jf basi ye FaizaFoxy

Al Watani · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

Ndiyo maana anaitwa "Msomi"

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MKATA KIU · Apr 18, 2020

Englishlady said:
Ha ha ha ha

Wanaume mnapenda kuoa mamburula ili muwadanganye

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Demu anamjua hadi kipa wa prison tena sio namba moja bali anaetokea bench.. huyo demu anatisha kwa kweli

Kipangaspecial · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Demu anajua vitu vingi hatari . Mpaka mtu mzima nakosa pozi. Kila kitu anajua yeye.

Demu anamjua Hadi Styles P? Nilikuwa sijui kama mama ake na Styles P ni Mzulu WA South Africa demu ndo kanichana yeye kupitia story.

Demu anamjua mpaka Craig Mack WA New Flavour in Ya Ear.

Demu anamjua mpaka Sylvain Wiltord?

Demu anamjua hadi Dennis Edwin. Unamjua Dennis Edwin wewe? Dennis Edwin ni kipa namba mbili wa Prison ya Mbeya msimu wa 2008/2009 or something.

Demu anamfahamu Hadi Anwar Awadh Yule shombe shombe Half Back WA kushoto wa Dar Es Young Africans way back in 1995.

Demu anajua kwanini Said Mwamba aliitwa Kizota.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mohamed Nyalusi. Unamkumbuka Mohamed Nyalusi wewe?

Demu anamjua Hadi Bruce Seldon.

Demu anamjua Hadi Soko Sugi.

Demu anamjua Hadi Mithun Chakrabothy.

Demu anajua Hadi how Madam Agathe Uwiyilingimana was assassinated in 1994.

Demu anajua Hadi picha la Tridev.

Funny enough she was born in 1994.

Kwenye Mambo ya dini nako hayupo nyuma. She can recite Suratul Yaseen or Ayatul Qursy in as much as she can recite the Lord's Prayer which was taught by Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

She is a much know I say. Kwenye ulozi sasa ndo usiseme. Kuna siku alikuwa anaongea na.mtu kwenye simu akamwambia " mbona unanichimba kama mzizi wa muharaka!!???"

Nikamuuliza, baby unaujua Hadi Muharaka?

After that ndo nikagundua demu yupo conscious Hadi kwenye mambo ya ulozi.

Demu anajua Mambo ya ulozi utafikiri Mjukuu WA Binti Ameer.

Wife material hatakiwagi kuwa mjuaji saaana. She has to be the kind of a lady who will ask you when watching football with her " BABY HIVI HUYO NI CHRIS BROWN EEH ?"

Unamjibu nope baby, huyo anaitwa Theo Walcott.

And she replies: OOH REALLY???

Demu unajua mpaka mistari ya KR
This is too much

Demu wako anajua hadi chanjo ya corona itapatikana lini

carcinoma · Apr 18, 2020

Englishlady said:
Ha ha ha ha

Wanaume mnapenda kuoa mamburula ili muwadanganye

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Hata ingekuwa ni wewe unaweza kuoa mtu anaejua pathophysiology ya COVID 19 wakati sio hata doctor na ugonjwa wenyewe ni mpya..

& btw much know wawili hawawezi kukaa nyumba moja wakaelewana lazima kutakuwa na ubishi kila siku.

Proved · Apr 18, 2020

LIKUD said:
Nope that is not sexy to me.

Teh teh teh 😃😃😃 bora umechukua hatua mapema maana huko mbeleni kuna muda inabidi udanganye/uongope kiaina.

Sasa kwa huyo itakuwa shughuli maana kuumbuka kupo nje nje 😃😃😃😃.

Equation x · Apr 18, 2020

Usingemuacha,ulitakiwa uwe fundi pale kati tu

Handsome Rob · Apr 18, 2020

Nawapenda sana wanawake ambao wapo vizur upstairs, yaan manz kwenye siasa yupo, michezo yupo, mapenz yupo, uchumi yupo n.k nikikaa na manz kama huyo hua naenjoy sana na hanichoshi..

Kuna manz wa kitaa nlishawah mpga chini kwasababu ilikua kila nikiwa nae hana stori za maana zaidi ya udaku tu mara Diamond kafanya hv mara cjui Wolper anatoka na flani cjui nn dah nikaona huyu hanifai hata kidg.. Na mpk leo sijawah kumwambia kwann nlimpiga chini..

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LIKUD · Apr 18, 2020

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Umekuwa challenged mkuu umenywea [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Hapo sioni tatizo kama binti yuko humble. Labda kama pia ana kiherehere. Kuna mabinti wanajua mambo mengi sana lakini pia wanajua mipaka yao na wana kiasi sana. Wanaheshimu maoni ya wengine pia. Na mimi binti akijua mambo mengi ndiyo hasaa sifa mama kwangu. Hata humu JF wapo japo huwezi kujua mpaka umzoee....

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Nope nimefikiri kuhusu maisha' ya watoto wetu yatakuwaje.

Uzoefu unaonyesha much knows wengi huwa wanachukiwa Sana katika Jamii. Chuki hongezeka zaidi pale much know huyo anapokuwa Mwanamke . Chuki ya jamii inaweza ku extend Hadi Kwa watoto.

Nimenote kitu kimoja, there is a very thin line between a muchknow and a pride person.

Ukiwa muchknow kupita kiasi people will put you in the space as a too proud.

And if people think U got pride, they will never like you.

Kwa umuch know wa.mdada huyu manesi wanaweza msusia labour room.

The rule is " Humble urself and u will be lifted up, if u do the opposite, the opposite will befall upon you"

Mjasiri na Mali · Apr 18, 2020

Kama sababu ni hizo ulizozitaja basi kuna tatizo kwako mkuu ....vitu vyote alivyokutajia unavifahamu tatizo linatoka wapi sasa ...Au ni hiyo mizizi ya muharaka imeshakucorrupt medula oblan'gata mkuu?

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Da'Vinci · Apr 18, 2020

client3 said:
Nimekwama kwake! Hivyohivyo ilimradi portion yangu napata😁

Mkuu nami naomba nitafutie binti humu nikwame kwake

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