Sababu za kwanini MaT.O (Tanzania one) hawafanikiwi kimaisha!?

Sababu za kwanini MaT.O (Tanzania one) hawafanikiwi kimaisha!?

Humble African said:
Ahahaha!! We dogo tapeli sana na nakwambia huna akili fupi kama maisha ya funza kila siku. Yaani umetaka kujificha kwenye hoja dhaifu kama mtu anaejificha pembeni ya jiko la mkaa akiamini haonekani. [emoji23]

Dhumuni ni kutaka kujiridhisha kama kweli mainjinia, MaTO ni successful kweli? kwa task moja nyepesi sana ya wewe kumtandika huyu mtoto mzuri amu na misimbazi mitano tu.. unaneng'eneka...ohooo usintanganye kwa wantyu nikikupa nyela...! Nyumbundaya mkubwa wewe.

Ampe hamsini hadharani na Mimi nampa laki hadharani! Simple as that!

Engineer wewe unajua vitu viwili tu...kujamba kwenye daladala, kupiga punyeto na kubet. [emoji23]
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Humble African said:
Ahahaha!! Mkuu kurlzawa niachieni huyu asije sema tulimpiga mande wengi... Nataka kuzaa nae Mimi mwenyewe.

Ila umenchekesha kusema njemba ni mkunga [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] .... Najua anawakera na kuwadhalilisha wahindisi wengi sana kwa akili zake na sio Mimi tu lakini niachieni huyu nimnyambulishe!
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Nakuachia mtoto mrembo uyo uishi nae kwa amani
 
kurlzawa said:
Nakuachia mtoto mrembo uyo uishi nae kwa amani
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Mkuu mnaniachia mtoto kwenye mazingira magumu sana... Ana bikra sasa chumbani ni vurugu tupu.. Kanaogopa mkuyenge! Kanajificha chini ya uvungu.

Njooni tukatoe kwanza! Nikavunje!
 
CCNP Engineer said:
Kwani PUGI ni jina la mtu au ni tabia???
Kama mmoja ana tabia za kishoga na una uhakika kabisa kuwa kwa tabia hizi huyu mwanaume ni shoga.
Then mwenzake nae ana tabia kama za huyo shoga, kuna haja ya kujiuliza tena hapo???

Acha kupepesa maneno dada yangu, simamia kauli na hisia zako. Usibabaishwe na vibweko vya nyuma ya keyboards.

PUGI ni PUGI. Haijalishi awe ni Juma au Masanja, tunacho tazama ni tabia.

Ballagh-Shaytwain mufilis
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Humble African said:
Akili yako unaijua mwenyewe tu mkuu! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Unaweza hata kuwa unajitumia text inbox kwa same ID zako... Just to keep yourself in touch. [emoji23]
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Kuna siku nliona nna upweke mno ... Nmekaa na paka tu ndan panya kawala wote .. Nzi hazipo ... Hata mende ulkua upweke uliopitiliza hadi nyau akimyuu usiku naitika naam tunakaa tunachek tv mpk ikafka stej naamka najtumia text bebi umeamkaje ... Hafu najjbu sijala leo ... Yaan daah ilifika stage mbaya sana nashukuru we mwanamke ulyenipenda ... Maana dooh ulilipenda domo zege ... Mpaka mshua alinipeleka cambodia kujfunza kutongoza assante mi hae
 
Humble African said:
Mkuu mnaniachia mtoto kwenye mazingira magumu sana... Ana bikra sasa chumbani ni vurugu tupu.. Kanaogopa mkuyenge! Kanajificha chini ya uvungu.

Njooni tukatoe kwanza! Nikavunje!
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Aisee anakudanganya sio bikra uyo anagawa sana tena wadau wanagonga mno ikulu
 
Humble African said:
Bora angekuwa anajisifia afu tunaona effects yake mtaani na hata kwenye mitkasi yake...yote hola! Hana mke mkali, hana ndinga kali, anatapeliwa kifara kwenye Forex, hana hela, afu Anajisifia na kujifanya anawaonyesha vijana namna ya kupata A+ Kali afu ana thread ya kutaka kukopa na kukimbia kibarua na nyingine ya kulalamika kwamba punyeto inataka kumuua...pumbafu zangu!! Ohooo sorry..I mean pumbafu zake!! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Anijibu haraka amesoma engineer ya ishu gani unless naingia chimbo kusakua mwenyewe...!
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Engineer amesomea Telecommunication Engineering, kwahiyo kwahiyo akisema yupo site ujue yuko either kwenye mnara wa tigo au voda i guess....hahaha
 
Two dimension array said:
Engineer amesomea Telecommunication Engineering, kwahiyo kwahiyo akisema yupo site ujue yuko either kwenye mnara wa tigo au voda i guess....hahaha
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Ahahaha!! Na sidhani kama kasomea kwenye zile prestige university.. Huyu atakuwa ni product ya Zion au Datastar training college. Aajiriwe kwenye minara alinge! Kuna uwezekano akawa Kariakoo anarepair simu za Tecno.

Kuna mtu mtaalamu kama Chief-Mkwawa kwenye masuala ya ICT hapa JF!? Lakini sijawahi kusikia akijinadi na wala kutambia wengine... Yeye hata saa nane za usiku ukiuliza swali ukamtag anakuattend.....!

Bitch be humble... Sit down!
 
Humble African said:
Ahahaha!! Na sidhani kama kasomea kwenye zile prestige university.. Huyu atakuwa ni product ya Zion au Datastar training college. Aajiriwe kwenye minara alinge! Kuna uwezekano akawa Kariakoo anarepair simu za Tecno.

Kuna mtu mtaalamu kama Chief-Mkwawa kwenye masuala ya ICT hapa JF!? Lakini sijawahi kusikia akijinadi na wala kutambia wengine... Yeye hata saa nane za usiku ukiuliza swali ukamtag anakuattend.....!

Bitch be humble... Sit down!
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Umeaomea udsm mkuu
 
Raynavero said:
Shikamoo H kunank sio kwa mineno hyooo
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Don't tease a person if you can't please him.. Amejifunza somo Ndezi yule!

Kwanza anamfanya mtoto mzuri amu aweweseke maana leoh huko aliko akiona tu SMS kwenye Airtel anaicheck akijua engineer kaamua kujikakamua anakuta ni SMS za wale waganga... Ahahaha!

Wewe injinia mjambaji unamsumbua mtoto mzuri kama amu kwa fake promise utafikiri hata unafikia hadhi yake.

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