sense of humor.

pisces · 2013-03-19T11:50:12+00:00

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money! Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time. What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !! Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id" If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Start date Mar 19, 2013

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