Sex and Shit

Smokey D · 2018-06-06T06:21:11+00:00

You are slim, your girlfriend is slim, when you both are walking and holding hands, you will be looking like capital letter "H" [emoji23] Maybe one day women will text each other " Come with men, we have alcohol" Maybe one day Ladies Have you ever had so good sex that you ask him. "Why are you doing this to me?"[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Some ladies want "a Listening, Loving and Caring Partner". The last time I checked That was the slogan for Equity Bank. In, short they want Money [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] I dont like dating girls who put on black lipstick my fear is they might destoy budget yangu ya kiwi..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Judge to prostitute: "So... when did you realize that you were raped?[emoji53]." Prostitute: (Wiping away tears) "When the cheque bounced" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sasa leo nimejionea.. Mtoto amenyonya matiti ya mamake kwa gari na kakasema ati mum leo maziwa haina sukari[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Am Sure Hapa Kuna Dem anataka f**** But She Won't inbox Me Coz anaona Naeza take Screenshot..Noo Babe i can't Do That, Just hit my inbox Me Ni Mtu Mzima niko na Ndevu[emoji4] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1] [emoji23]I saw a Southern lady wearing a ring on the wrong finger and I asked her why? She said it is because she married a wrong man.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] The human brain starts working the moment you're born and never stops until your wife asks where you slept last night！ *Hivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za mademu, huwa ni ya kutolea nini?*[emoji41][emoji41][emoji41] "Huyo dem ndiyo huwa anajiforce kwangu but simtaki", Sperming on a girls booty & boobs is out of fashion now ...Sperm inside her ears, so that she can hear kids crying [emoji22] [emoji39][emoji23][emoji23] Sex should last for 6 minutes, if she hasn't cum she can cum on her way home.. brothers let's conserve the hygiene in our bed sheets[emoji18][emoji18]

Thread starter Smokey D
Start date Jun 6, 2018

Smokey D

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