Sex and Shit

[Smokey D]

You are slim, your girlfriend is slim, when you both are walking and holding hands, you will be looking like capital letter "H" [emoji23]

Maybe one day women will text each other " Come with men, we have alcohol" Maybe one day

Ladies Have you ever had so good sex that you ask him. "Why are you doing this to me?"[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji119][emoji119][emoji119][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Some ladies want "a Listening, Loving and Caring Partner". The last time I checked That was the slogan for Equity Bank. In, short they want Money [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

I dont like dating girls who put on black lipstick my fear is they might destoy budget yangu ya kiwi..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Judge to prostitute: "So... when did you realize that you were raped?[emoji53]."
Prostitute: (Wiping away tears) "When the cheque bounced"
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Sasa leo nimejionea.. Mtoto amenyonya matiti ya mamake kwa gari na kakasema ati mum leo maziwa haina sukari[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Am Sure Hapa Kuna Dem anataka f**** But She Won't inbox Me Coz anaona Naeza take Screenshot..Noo Babe i can't Do That, Just hit my inbox Me Ni Mtu Mzima niko na Ndevu[emoji4] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

[emoji23]I saw a Southern lady wearing a ring on the wrong finger and I asked her why? She said it is because she married a wrong man.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

The human brain starts working the moment you're born and never stops until your wife asks where you slept last night！

*Hivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za mademu, huwa ni ya kutolea nini?*[emoji41][emoji41][emoji41]

"Huyo dem ndiyo huwa anajiforce
kwangu but simtaki",

Sperming on a girls booty & boobs is out of fashion now ...Sperm inside her ears, so that she can hear kids crying [emoji22] [emoji39][emoji23][emoji23]

Sex should last for 6 minutes, if she hasn't cum she can cum on her way home..
brothers let's conserve the hygiene in our bed sheets[emoji18][emoji18]

 

[kurlzawa]

Duh! Hii nayo mpya

 

[Mukulu wa Bakulu]

There is no place I sperm and feel better than kwa K ndani au kwa mdomo.

Huko kwingine ni sawa na kupiga punyeto. Raha ya kukojoa ndani ya K na ikifuatiwa na kukojoa kwa mdomo huku zile lips au ulimi ukitekenya kichwa cha mzee haina mfano.

 

[Naby Keita]

Sex and shit =Michezo ya tigo