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Yani acha kabisa bro, Simba Sports Club sasa hivi ni kama Ghetto Empire in red flames – timu iko active, iko organized, iko serious, ni kama vile FBI ya soka la bongo. Ukitaka mafanikio ya kweli, ukitaka stress-free football, njoo Simba... kuna levels bro, not vibes!
Kwa sasa Simba SC ina kikosi cha hatari, yaani wakitoka tu dressing room unaanza kuona joto linapanda kama microwave. Hatuzunguki! Tumeamua mwaka huu kuchukua kila kitu – Ligi Kuu, FA, na CAF. Tumejipanga kinoma, ni kama ghetto warriors kwenye mission ya mwisho.
MIPANGO YA USAJILI: Sasa hivi Simba wanahaha kumsajili:
Aliou Dieng – defensive mid wa maana kabisa.
Pia tuna radar juu ya mastraika wakali kutoka DR Congo na Senegal, full ni kill zone mbele ya goli!
ANGALIA KIKOSI CHETU CHA MOTO HIVI SASA:
Kushoto: Sadio Kanoute – anapiga chenga na pass kali kama blade, akianza kutembea na mpira ni kama video ya rap.
Kuliani: Saido Ntibazonkiza – veteran mwenye miguu ya titanium, huyu ni mkali wa kuumiza defense.
Kati: Fabrice Ngoma – ni monster wa midfield, ana stamina ya mnyama, akiku-tackle ni kama umetumbukia kwenye drainage.
Mbele: Jean Baleke – bro huyu ni goal hunter, ni kama Simba halisi ndani ya box, anasukuma net hadi unajiona slow motion.
KWA UPANDE WA DEFENSE... CHILL! HATUNA SHIDA!
Henock Inonga – huyu ni beki kisiki wa ukweli, ana nguvu na akili, yani striker akikutana naye anarudi kuwa midfielder.
Shomari Kapombe – right back wa gangster blood, anadaka winga kama FBI anavyoshika drug lord.
Mohamed Hussein 'Tshabalala' – master wa defensive side ya kushoto, anasoma game kabla haijaanza.
Israel Patrick Mwenda – kijana wa nguvu, speed ya ajabu na focus kama sniper.
GOALKEEPER? Hapo tuna mnyama:
Ally Salim Juma – jamaa anablock mashuti hadi unakata tamaa kupiga tena.
Yani kwa sasa Simba tuko balanced, tumemaliza kila kona; kutoka beki hadi straika ni kama orchestra ya fire music – hakuna kupumua, hakuna kusamehe!
SASA HAWA YANGA, LET ME LAUGH FIRST... HAHAAHAA!
Wanajiona wana kikosi bora lakini wakisikia Simba wanawasogelea wanaanza kukunja sura kama wamepigwa voucher feki. Kumbukeni kipigo cha tarehe 6 Novemba 2022, saa 11:00 jioni – Simba 3, Yanga 1, hadi kipa wao aligeuka motivational speaker baada ya mechi.
Na ile tarehe 4 Januari 2020, Simba iliwapa vipande vipande – 4-1, mlichapwa mpaka mkasahau mlikuja na basi.
Sasa hivi mkijifanya mnajidai, we pull up with the red heat – Simba ni kama cartel ya mpira, hakuna huruma, tunamaliza ndani ya dakika 90.
Yanga acheni kujifariji na history – sisi tuna create history kila weekend!
Kwa kifupi bro:
Simba si timu, ni movement.
Simba si club ya kawaida, ni institution of winning.
Simba si fashion – ni legacy ya ghetto, pride ya taifa, moto wa Afrika!
WANAOSEMA YANGA BORA... WAAMBIE WAJE NA EVIDENCE, SIYO FEELINGS!
WEKUNDU WA MSIMBAZI PURE – HATUNA MPINZANI!!
#SimbaNiMoto
#WekunduWaMsimbaziPure
#HatubembeleiMtu
#SimbaDigitalEmpire
#YangaPoleniNaKipigo
Hadi next round tukikutana tena, ni kuwapiga kichapo cha mtaa – usisahau kubeba mifuko ya barafu kuponya stress zenu za daima!
Kwa sasa Simba SC ina kikosi cha hatari, yaani wakitoka tu dressing room unaanza kuona joto linapanda kama microwave. Hatuzunguki! Tumeamua mwaka huu kuchukua kila kitu – Ligi Kuu, FA, na CAF. Tumejipanga kinoma, ni kama ghetto warriors kwenye mission ya mwisho.
MIPANGO YA USAJILI: Sasa hivi Simba wanahaha kumsajili:
Aliou Dieng – defensive mid wa maana kabisa.
Pia tuna radar juu ya mastraika wakali kutoka DR Congo na Senegal, full ni kill zone mbele ya goli!
ANGALIA KIKOSI CHETU CHA MOTO HIVI SASA:
Kushoto: Sadio Kanoute – anapiga chenga na pass kali kama blade, akianza kutembea na mpira ni kama video ya rap.
Kuliani: Saido Ntibazonkiza – veteran mwenye miguu ya titanium, huyu ni mkali wa kuumiza defense.
Kati: Fabrice Ngoma – ni monster wa midfield, ana stamina ya mnyama, akiku-tackle ni kama umetumbukia kwenye drainage.
Mbele: Jean Baleke – bro huyu ni goal hunter, ni kama Simba halisi ndani ya box, anasukuma net hadi unajiona slow motion.
KWA UPANDE WA DEFENSE... CHILL! HATUNA SHIDA!
Henock Inonga – huyu ni beki kisiki wa ukweli, ana nguvu na akili, yani striker akikutana naye anarudi kuwa midfielder.
Shomari Kapombe – right back wa gangster blood, anadaka winga kama FBI anavyoshika drug lord.
Mohamed Hussein 'Tshabalala' – master wa defensive side ya kushoto, anasoma game kabla haijaanza.
Israel Patrick Mwenda – kijana wa nguvu, speed ya ajabu na focus kama sniper.
GOALKEEPER? Hapo tuna mnyama:
Ally Salim Juma – jamaa anablock mashuti hadi unakata tamaa kupiga tena.
Yani kwa sasa Simba tuko balanced, tumemaliza kila kona; kutoka beki hadi straika ni kama orchestra ya fire music – hakuna kupumua, hakuna kusamehe!
SASA HAWA YANGA, LET ME LAUGH FIRST... HAHAAHAA!
Wanajiona wana kikosi bora lakini wakisikia Simba wanawasogelea wanaanza kukunja sura kama wamepigwa voucher feki. Kumbukeni kipigo cha tarehe 6 Novemba 2022, saa 11:00 jioni – Simba 3, Yanga 1, hadi kipa wao aligeuka motivational speaker baada ya mechi.
Na ile tarehe 4 Januari 2020, Simba iliwapa vipande vipande – 4-1, mlichapwa mpaka mkasahau mlikuja na basi.
Sasa hivi mkijifanya mnajidai, we pull up with the red heat – Simba ni kama cartel ya mpira, hakuna huruma, tunamaliza ndani ya dakika 90.
Yanga acheni kujifariji na history – sisi tuna create history kila weekend!
Kwa kifupi bro:
Simba si timu, ni movement.
Simba si club ya kawaida, ni institution of winning.
Simba si fashion – ni legacy ya ghetto, pride ya taifa, moto wa Afrika!
WANAOSEMA YANGA BORA... WAAMBIE WAJE NA EVIDENCE, SIYO FEELINGS!
WEKUNDU WA MSIMBAZI PURE – HATUNA MPINZANI!!
#SimbaNiMoto
#WekunduWaMsimbaziPure
#HatubembeleiMtu
#SimbaDigitalEmpire
#YangaPoleniNaKipigo
Hadi next round tukikutana tena, ni kuwapiga kichapo cha mtaa – usisahau kubeba mifuko ya barafu kuponya stress zenu za daima!
