''One woman equals to two pots of poison''-Ngugi Wa Thiong'o
''woman is like a swimming pool,Dont bother who swam before you,who is swimming with you,who will swim after you,just enjoy swimming''-Robert Mugabe
''Some girls have never seen the door of gym,but look physically fit because of running from one man to another''-Robert Mugabe
''ukitaka kula sharti uliwe,usitake kula tu bila kuliwa''-JK
''its unavoidable to tax the poor,because the rich has so many ways to escape from taxation''= J.W Bush