STRESS FREE: Vichekesho on fleak! Weka na cha kwako hapa tufurahi

Arabian queen said:

*Wanandoa wa Kijapan wakiwa wanabishana hadharani*

*Husband: Takamushi jiku.*
*Wife :hashi jiku mishihe*
*Husband: inamoto kushini hat a pi*
*Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita*
*Husband: kituya sitina kutara*.
*Wife: totori yatika miniya*

*Uko busy kusoma utadhani unaelewa kijapan kuwaga serious saa zingine*

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Umetukamata

stickvibration said:

JAMAA,,, hapa ni kituo cha polic???,,,,[emoji67]‍[emoji439]FFU, ，ｎｄｉｙｏ tukusaidie nini????JAMAA,, mimi ni kipofu[emoji58],,,,, [emoji67]‍[emoji439]FFU,,,sasa unataka tukununulie macho[emoji102]!!???? JAMAA,,,hapana[emoji847] nataka nifanye fujo ili nione[emoji15],,,, [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Hahaha

stickvibration said:

Mchungaji: Pepo toka

Pepo akajibu: stoki

Mchungaji: Toka kwa jina la Yesu

Pepo: Stoki

Mchungaji: Nimesema toka kwa jina la Yesu

Pepo: Nimetumwa nije nikae kwa mtu huyu ili kesho aokote milioni 100.

Mchungaji kusikia hivyo akasema "Nimesema
toka uniingie mimi"
waumini:Aaaa.
CHEZEA PESA WEYE.[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]‍♂‍♂‍♂‍♂‍♂‍♂

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Hahaha au gwajima huyo

Numbisa said:

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Uwi hiyo kari

Bi mkubwa kwa raha zake
Hapendi kuwashwa[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

*Mwalimu*: Taja aina tano ya misimu
*Mwanafunzi*:Minokia, Mitechno, Miinifix, Misumsang na Miwiko [emoji3]

*Boy:ww ni jua katika maisha yangu bila ww maisha yangu ni mazito kama wingu nene litandalo asubuhi ww upo ndani ya moyo wangu kama maji yatiririkayo kutoka mtoni kwenda baharini tafadhali nikubalie Girl:Unanitongoza au unatabiri hali ya hewa?*[emoji855][emoji855][emoji855][emoji855][emoji855]

Sasa huyu akipita pale Central si watampigia saluti [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] khaaa[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Mambo vipi? unajua wewe unajitafutia matatizo bure unapoongea maneno uwe unafikiria sio unajilopokea ovyo utakuja kunitafutia matatizo bure ndugu maneno uliyoongea nimeyapata na sijapenda kiukweli,mi nakuheshimu sana na tangu tumejuana sijawahi kukosana na wewe hata siku moja kama huna vitu vya kuongea uwe unakaa kimya, kuliko ulivyofanya,sio vizuri.Ni nani amekutuma umwambie Rais Magufuli eti mimi nafaa kuwa mkuu wa mkoa?
Akili yangu naijua mwenyewe inamatatizo ya Problem[emoji1321]

stickvibration said:

*Mwalimu*: Taja aina tano ya misimu
*Mwanafunzi*:Minokia, Mitechno, Miinifix, Misumsang na Miwiko [emoji3]

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Hahahahaa nilifikir am yangu ya wiko n ya ajabu kumbe zipo bhna

Kadri unavyopanua ndivyo watu wanavyozidi kutamani

balibabambonahi said:

Kadri unavyopanua ndivyo watu wanavyozidi kutamani

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Na unavyo toa ndyo watu wanavyo kinai

HHH

Mlevi alipanda daladala, konda akamwambia tabia yako ya ulevi huwez kwenda PEPONI. Mlevi akajibu kumbe mnakwenda PEPONI, nishusheni Mimi nakwenda Mbagala.....[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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*Watu Bwana* [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

UCHAWI UPO!
Unafanya mapenzi na msichana mrembo hata mara 10 hapati mimba.
Gusa 'HOUSE GIRL' wako kudadeki!
*Baba sizioni siku zangu*
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Hhhhhhh

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sharifa mohamedi said:

Duh kari

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Alifeli hakuweza leta zawadi

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*Bongo muvi bhana et jambazi kamnyoshea mtu Bastola afu anamwambia ..... NITAKUCHINJAAAA..*

```Nimezima Tv ..nime0na ningie JF tu
Kubadilishana mawazo na wakuu wenzangu[emoji1321]