SWALI : Je umeshawahi kulala na mpenzi ukatamani pakuche haraka uondoke/aondoke?

SWALI : Je umeshawahi kulala na mpenzi ukatamani pakuche haraka uondoke/aondoke?

Kumbe mm nimesema nini?

Ndio nilikufanyia makusudi ili kila mtu ale kona

Mwanamke unaomba pesa kila siku

Kitandani penyewe ulikuwa gogo
Hahahah wacha zako mara ya mwisho tulienda mķoa gani na tukalala hotel gani?
 
Met with a chick at a graduation party she was pursuing diploma. We flirted then ended up on bed.

Pussy had fishy smell. Did her for a single round then I strolled outside to catch a fresh air.

I swear if we were in there for more than six hours could have died of asyphixation.
Was afraid to welcome my friends thought they gon smell that odour.
 
Papuchi yangu ya kwanza niliipiga halafu sikuoga nikawahi rudi home kufika nikakutana na bimkubwa nae ndio anaingia toka kazini!..
Hapo sijui baada ya kula papuchi kuna kuoga [emoji23].
Zilizofata kama 4 zote ilikua nazila weekend tena nalala kabisa huko huko najishtukia balaa nikirudi home!. Kuna baadhi nilikua naogelea/zinanuka kuzikimbia nashindwa nishaaga home, inabidi nipambane usiku kucha!.
 
Jamani haya maisha nimepitia vituko vya kukata na shoka.


Mwenzenu kuna siku nililala na mwanaume alikula ugali na makange ya kuku yana pilipili akaongeza na pilipili ya kukata pembeni pilipili mbuzi/kichaaa.

Mwanaume anapenda pilipili kama mhindi.

Wakati wa kugegedana akanipapasa na mikono kwenye harage jaman alafu tukafanya tendo la ndoa kama akaikoroga kuliwaka motoo kama nimechochea jiko la kuni NILITAMANI PAKUCHE HARAKA NIRUDI NYUMBANI MAANA HUYU FRANK HAKUAMINI KAMA PILIPILI IMEKOLEA YANI NILIKOMA NILIHISI MOTO UMEWASHWA KUNAKO.

Demiss Malaika.
Harage ni kiungo gani kwenye mwili wa mwanamke
Sory lakini kidogo umeniacha
 
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