Tafsiri kwa Picha!

Hapo ni kuchuniana tu halipo jengine

MTM said:

Mbu... huachi asili mkuu, thanks... Naona hivi\

Kwa jamaa

• he is already satisfied and sleeping, ila sijui kapatia hapo au la
• he is peaceful and care less about whatever is around
• he is handsome and well built

For the lady

• she is cute
• looks stressed and not happy
• she could be thinking about something or someone who/which is not there

Overall... Jamaa wanaishi kwenye Porsche life full of bedding proper

Hii ni common scenario hasa kwa sisi watu wa mitungi... dah, nabadilika aisee

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hapana jamani, kama kweli ni mke na mme, basi siku hiyo wametingwa, kila mtu na lwake. Lakini pia hicho kisu kinaonekana kutafakari zaidi, namna gani ya kumrudisha mmewe kwenye mchezo. wengi huanza hivyo halafu ngoma inachanganya

yumkini ni moja katika scene za filamu...howcome wapigwe picha ktk mkao huo..vipi mpiga picha chumbani katika hali hii,kulikoni binti macho makavu namna hiyo muda huu na why picha ya mwanaume imefifia as if ni ya photoshop?...beside kuna ulazima gani wa kugeukiana kila mara,na thereinafter sioni logic ya km mmoja amechoka kujichekesha tu ili kumwitatain mwenzake/mpiga picha...natafakari

FirstLady1 said:

dada ana mawazo makali sana kwani jamaa amelala kabla hawajasolve tatizo linalowakabili,kumwamsha anashindwa matokeo yake hapati usingizi kichwa kimetawaliwa na mawazo:embarrassed1:

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Umepotea cousin..............

MTM said:

Mbu... huachi asili mkuu, thanks... Naona hivi\

Kwa jamaa

• he is already satisfied and sleeping, ila sijui kapatia hapo au la
• he is peaceful and care less about whatever is around
• he is handsome and well built

For the lady

• she is cute
• looks stressed and not happy
• she could be thinking about something or someone who/which is not there

Overall... Jamaa wanaishi kwenye Porsche life full of bedding proper

Hii ni common scenario hasa kwa sisi watu wa mitungi... dah, nabadilika aisee

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Hivi watu wa mitungi ndo mkoje aisee? handsome? well built? peaceful? careless? au?

*masikini dada wa watu! Hajafikishwa halafu mkaka karidhika kajilakia kwa raha zake

*mdada kafuma text msg ya hawara, hapo anawaza kwa hasira

*kanyimwa?

*jamaa karudi saa tisa usiku analala kama hajui yupo na mke?

Communication break down!!!1 this is what married couples should strive to avoid by all means, cos if you have ever heard of Sour life it begins like this and eventually become bitter life

hapo nikumuachia yeye mkeshaji...

inawezkana ndio mara ya kwanza kulala pamoja siunaona dada kalala na nguo zake na kaka kaweka mto wasigusane kama kweli ni wapenzi hakuna mtoto kunasababu ya kulala na gauni bora kanga ntakuelewa,wakati mwingine haya manguo ukilala nayo yanpunguza hisia

Jamaa "hajamgonga" nayeye alkuwa anahitaji kigongo, may be jamaa kachoshwa na mikazi ya ofisini, hapo anaugulia temperature! Temparature ikipanda kwa ladies ni noma! hasa.., aah basi tu.

no9 said:

inawezkana ndio mara ya kwanza kulala pamoja siunaona dada kalala na nguo zake na kaka kaweka mto wasigusane kama kweli ni wapenzi hakuna mtoto kunasababu ya kulala na gauni bora kanga ntakuelewa,wakati mwingine haya manguo ukilala nayo yanpunguza hisia

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N9t dress hazipunguzi hisia weweee, tuuulize sisi tukueleze kazi yake.

huyu anawaza kutoroka na kufuata mwingine ndio maana kaanza kuacha hatua, labda kuna ka HausiBoi wake anangoja

Anawaza jinsi ya kumuomba hela akanunue ile handbag ya designer aliyoiona ila anaogopa manake juzi tu katoka kupewa hela nyingine.

Yap ! Jamaaa katoa doz nene na pia kachoka hivyo kaamua kuwahi kulala ili awahi kuamka. Dada kapata doz nene ila kwa kuwa mchana alilala kwa sasa hana usingiz

Gaijin said:

huyu dada mbu kaa haumwi na 'malaria' basi atakuwa ana stress za kufa mtu.

zile stress za mtu akikutizama tu unaona keshakukera let alone ajaribu kukuzungumzisha au kukugusa.


na mara nyingi stress za hivyo chanzo kinakuwa mtu wa karibu ......(alolala pembeni?)

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Exactly, you are right hasa hapo kwenye red

Mmmh! Huyu jamaa katoka kulamba baridi na moto... Amerudi yuko swafiii. Kufika kitandani tu kroo kroo kroo.

Bidada yeye alikuwa anamhamu sana mumewe, kamsubiria weeee mpaka amerudi, kwa bahati mbaya ndo ivooo karudi kajichokea ile kuingia tu kwa kitanda anakoroma. Pole mwaya atakupa kesho.

Picha ya kwanza, kabla ya kulala kulikuwa na mzozo na ikaonekana wazi kuwa dada alikuwa na makosa hivyo anafikiria kukikucha itakuwaje. Pia inawezekana jamaa liliomba tigo...... sasa dada anawaza na kujiuliza jamaa limejifunzia wapi?

Mbu said:

...If walls could talk!....

Picha hii inakupa ujumbe gani?
Nawe badilika unapokuwa 'umelala' na mwenzio!

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WAMETIBUANA HAO TEH! Mke hana hamu na Mume, na Mume pia!