The MMU Free P Silent Killer, Collector of Experience With MMU Women! The Autobiography!

[miss chagga]

Hadi sasa sijauona sehemu ambayo naweza kukuweka katika hao aliokutana nao...ntakuita nikikuona

nawza kuwepo labda kwenye shanga ha ha haha

 

[Watu8]

Duh!!! hii ni zaidi ya autobiography...

Ni kama mwanajeshi anaunguza ramani baada ya kutekwa na KGB hivi...

 

[Atoto]

lara tupe mambo pliiz@nifah@dinazarde@warumi

Huyo nifah hili litamfaa maana kwa udaku yule mtoto, hebu ukuje au huu wewe huupendi?

 

[Atoto]

ha ha haha naendelea

Mbona naona kama ushatajwa, au malienge yangu?

 

[miss chagga]

Mbona naona kama ushatajwa, au malienge yangu?

anitaje tu amna tatizo

 

[The Bleiz]

Kumbe kuna unyan'gau sana humu eehh. Duu ila jamaa muoga, alikumbuka kuvua shanga za watu kweli au alisepa nazo..

 

[Kaboom]

nawza kuwepo labda kwenye shanga ha ha haha

Ila kweli..mbaya sana ww..hayo mambo uchagani hakuna we sijui umeyatoa wapi

 

[Bavaria]

Duh!!! hii ni zaidi ya autobiography...

Ni kama mwanajeshi anaunguza ramani baada ya kutekwa na KGB hivi...

Baada ya hapo wawindaji wengine watakosa vitoweo

 

[Mahondaw]

Mbona kama umepanic ndo...we ndo no.1 nini

muulize lara anaeza kuwa na list ya walomegwa nikiwemo namimi kama unavyodai ili unenepe uwe bilionea!

 

[Kyenju]

ha ha haha naendelea

Huyu wa shanga kanichekesha sana, mpaka jamaa aliamua kukimbia asiliwe tiGo.

 

[miss chagga]

Ila kweli..mbaya sana ww..hayo mambo uchagani hakuna we sijui umeyatoa wapi

nimeishi tanga tokea nikiwa na miaka 9

 

[miss chagga]

Huyu wa shanga kanichekesha sana, mpaka jamaa aliamua kukimbia asiliwe tiGo.

Kyenju mambo yangu hayo ujue

 

[miss chagga]

Kumbe kuna unyan'gau sana humu eehh. Duu ila jamaa muoga, alikumbuka kuvua shanga za watu kweli au alisepa nazo..

we subiri utajua ... alisepa nayo

 

[Kyenju]

hata mrushe mabomu huku mi sitoki

Mbona unanisingizia mrembo? Karibu BIGINO ENTERPRISES.

 

[Watu8]

Baada ya hapo wawindaji wengine watakosa vitoweo

Hahah...umefikiria mbali sana mkuu...maana kama ni dimbwi la maji limetibuliwa sasa hadi lije kutulia wengine tutakuwa tushadedi kwa kiu...

 

[miss chagga]

Mbona unanisingizia mrembo? Karibu BIGINO ENTERPRISES.

huko nitapita kesho mkuuu ,.. nasema kwa tu mkuu wala si wewe

 

[The Wolf]

Haha jamaa akavishwa shangaa daah kudadek mi mwenyewe ningesepa

 

[Mahondaw]

Hahahahaaaaaaaa! It is interesting believe me! Some issues nime conte check they true! Ila i dont know! Could be true, could be a lie. But it was worth writing, it shook me indeed!

kutokujiamini kubaya sana mwanaume anazunguuuuuuuuka kote huko yanini!!

 

[Atoto]

Kumbe kuna unyan'gau sana humu eehh. Duu ila jamaa muoga, alikumbuka kuvua shanga za watu kweli au alisepa nazo..

Umenifanya nicheke kwa nguvu!

 

[lara 1]

THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!!

Ile list yangu sasa ikawa imeanza kunitshaaaa, manake kuna mi cyborg ya hatari, last time was close, nikaona sasa niwe nafanya background check, ule ushanga mmoja mpaka leo ninao kwangu huku ukumbusho! Basi nikajua background check nitaipata kwa MABAZAZI, manake wale ndo wanajua watoto wote wakali humu ndani, nani kaliwa sanaa, nani hajaliwa, wanajua. Nikaanza nao urafiki, kama mjuavyo wanaume urafiki huhitaji kutuma barua ya maombi. Basi katika jamvini kuna new fish on the river. Nakiri huyu hakuwepo kwenye mashtaka yangu ya nyuma, lakini mimi ni mwanaume kamili, sio joka lakibisa, nilivoona kila mtu anamtaka niksema atakuwa wa haja, ngoja niunge trella. Basi kalikuwa kanajidai nin degree sijui nini. Nikasema hapa hapa. Sasa akawa kamtumia picha bazazi moja hivi, likawa linanidolishia nikaiona whatsup nikashika namba. Tulivoachana nika mtext. Kiukweli ka cute si uongo, afu kateke teka bado, just the way i like them. Nikamwambia mimi mwana JF basi ndokuhoboka, nani, niambie nani? Nikaona kanapenda mastaa! Nikasema nikataka kumwambia mi The Boss, lakini nikajikuta tu nasema mimi Watu 8, the imposturee. Basi kipindi hiko Lara 1 anamsifia watu 8 hatariiii. Basi ananiuliza so kweli you are hot kama wanavosema kina Lara, those girls lazima wakutaje, haiishi siku. Namwambia why dont you find out for yourself?. Basi kakapagawaaa! Alivompanaa akaenda kuwauliza watu walioenda party huyu watu 8 yukoje? Akapata positive review, nitumie pichaa, nikamtumia yangu, akadataaa. Nacho shukuru Mungu ni watu 8 kafunga PM so there is no way ange m PM na kujua mimi ni imposture. Basi nikakatoa out, kamelgeaaa, nikasema hii hailali wala simpeleki home, nachukua room hapa hapa. Tumekunywa nikamwambia tuamie chumbani, akakubali, kazi ikaisha. Sema mambo hakajui wala nini masharti kibaoo, sishiki MIC, sijui nini. Aaaarggh! Kesho kani text Bae! WTF! Nikakaptezea mdogo mdogo. Nikamuuliza yule mchizi ile kazi ushaifanya? Yani kashamla yule demu? Mchizi akajibu kwa masikitiko kaniambia hawezi kukutuna coz yuko comitted na watu8 they are dating in a serious relationship! Hahahahaaaaaaaa! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:! Nikasema watu8 eeeeh? Wachaaaaa! huyu watu8 mshenzi kweliii, kakuzibia rizki! Akasema ndo hivoo. Watu 8 nisamehe kwa yote, na bi dada it wasnt wasnt the real watu8 it was me the silent killer, the imposture! Ila kiukweli haikuwa uungwana kufunga goli kwa mkono kama Pele.:lol:

INAENDELEA BAADAE! NAENDA LUNCH KWANZAAA, LOOOH! Japo nimelipwa lakini si kihiviiii. Tukutane Saaa 9 KWA MUENDELEZO.