Tujikumbushe wapenda kusingizia kuumwa na watoro shuleni

Tujikumbushe wapenda kusingizia kuumwa na watoro shuleni

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Wakuu,

Kipindi tunasoma shule msingi hadi kidato kuna watu walikuwa wataalamu wa kusingizia wanaumwa ili wasiende shule.

Wakati wa tukisoma pia sekondari kulikuwa na wajanja wana doji bwenini na wengine wanasingizia kuumwa hawaji darasani.


Tiririka hapa...
 
Bahati mbaya mimi hata sikusoma nikiwa mdogo!
Mwanangu ndio ananifundisha kipindi hiki nikiwa mtu mzima.

Kuandika na Kusoma kiswahili, nimeshajua.

Karibuni ataanza kunifundisha Kingeleza.
Aisee!
 
Kipindi kile nilikuwa noma yani nikijua kesho stick zinanihusu usiku naumwa ghafla mpaka mama anapagawa kuwa mwanangu leo anarudi mbinguni coz nilikuwa na tatizo la vichomi yani ikifika night nasingizia naumwa vichomi.

Kuna siku tulifanya test ya Mathematics sasa mwl akawa anachapa below 50 hapo sasa kimbembe kikaanza nikaumwa vichomi ghafla mpaka ticha akaniacha...

Kuna siku fulani sikuwa na hamu ya kukaa class ikanibidi niumwe nikapewa ruhusa .

Ticha alinitwanga stick bahati mbaya akanichubua chini ya jicho nikalala chini huku nimezima jicho huku damu zinatoka hahahaha sitosahau nilienda police nikapewa PF 3 then ticha akawekwa ndani..

N.B A-level
 
Mimi nilikuwa sisingizii kuumwa nilikua natega kwenye pori hapo nipo msingi huko porin tupo wengi kama wanajeshi vile ila za mwizi zikifika zimefika kuna siku nikiwa na rafik zangu tulisikia saut kama nguruwe kumbe alikuwa nguruwe mwitu alivyotuona alitufuata kwa kasi na hasira kilichotokea hapo dah lile pori sikulitamani tena na nikaacha utoro
 
Tangu niko secondary Mi nilikuaga naumwa tu mpaka walimu walijua mi ni muathirika. kilichokua kinanipa jeuri ni ile kadi ya Bima Hadi yule dada wa hospital reception akawa kanizoea akawa mchumba wangu,ananipa tu yale makaratasi, na hiyo tabia ikafika mpaka Chuo nikiona test hazieleweki au nimekosa quiz nawahi kuchukua sick sheet huyo hospitali naenda kukusanya makaratasi nikija nayo kama 6 ivi wanajua huyu kweli alikua ana kipindupindu au Manjano, Kibaya zaidi hii Tabia hadi kazini bado inaniandama sijui lini itaniacha
 
I was a notorious malingerer in college during my undergrad.

But one day it caught up to me.

It was one of those early morning classes [7 AM] and I couldn’t get myself to get up on time to make it to class.

So I decided to play hooky. It was also towards the tail-end of the semester and finals were to begin the following week.

It turned out the professor decided to change the final’s date/ day.

So I show up to class to take my final on the date that was on the syllabus and voila, the room was empty.

I’m like whaaat!! So I make my way to the professor’s office and he goes ‘hey there Mr. Ngabu, how goes it?’.

I go ‘I came to take my final and no one is in the classroom. What’s going on?’

He bursts out laughing. He tells me the final was yesterday and says he didn’t see me.

Man, I have never been embarrassed in my life as I did on that day. I wanted to smack the taste out of my own mouth for being so stupid.

Luckily he was nice enough to allow me to take the final in his office and per usual, I aced it. Got an A-.

But I paid a major embarrassment price for it. From that day I never skipped another class again.
 
hahaha
nakumbuka niliwahi kuloweka kaptula ya shule ili nisiende shule kesho yake.
MOTHER alinivalisha hiyohiyo mbichi nikaingia skuli kama mgonjwa aisee.
hii ni baada ya janja yangu kugundulika.

hatari sana.
 
Kwa wiki nilikuwa naumwa Siku 3,Siku 2 tu nilikuwa nikienda skonga
Nalog off
 
I was a notorious malingerer in college during my undergrad.

But one day it caught up to me.

It was one of those early morning classes [7 AM] and I couldn’t get myself to get up on time to make it to class.

So I decided to play hooky. It was also towards the tail-end of the semester and finals were to begin the following week.

It turned out the professor decided to change the final’s date/ day.

So I show up to class to take my final on the date that was on the syllabus and voila, the room was empty.

I’m like whaaat!! So I make my way to the professor’s office and he goes ‘hey there Mr. Ngabu, how goes it?’.

I go ‘I came to take my final and no one is in the classroom. What’s going on?’

He bursts out laughing. He tells me the final was yesterday and says he didn’t see me.

Man, I have never been embarrassed in my life as I did on that day. I wanted to smack the taste out of my own mouth for being so stupid.

Luckily he was nice enough to allow me to take the final in his office and per usual, I aced it. Got an A-.

But I paid a major embarrassment price for it. From that day I never skipped another class again.

hivi ukiandika kiswahili itakuaje shenzzz ... nitumie picha
 
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