Uaminifu (100%) ktk ndoa inawezekana?

[Bigirita]

Aisee una hatari sana, ile kitu BRAND NEW usisahau kuja nayo kwenye kikao inaweza kuwa na wadau wengine tunajua vitu vya mfadhili vinaheshimika

copy....ova!

 

[Kaizer]

roy ni mwaminifu ama lah
dig dig wamesema NDIYO ST ROY ni mwaminifu....(baba gift uyo na finest)

okay....ndo maana kumbe.......kuna mahali nimesoma eti auminifi ni function ya time, (sasa sijui na space ama)

hebu ngoja nijaribu kuderive

UAMINIFU=F(Time, space, material well being, tribe, age, age in relationship,......................N)

where N is any other factor that my influence UAMINIFU)

wakulu wa mahesabu GY, Big, Eng. Asprin, hebu wekeni sawa kimahesabu hapo....

 

[Bigirita]

Magazijuto ni lugha ya kimaandishi.nmaanisha lugha ya kiroho katika mahesabu ya kumtoa roho mchafu katika mwili wa mtu safi.

 

[Teamo]

copy....ova!

copy that!ova and out!.....JJ vp leo?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

It's tough to get a handle on how many of us are having affairs, given the inherent secrecy. [/SIZE]

Precisely, that has been my argument for as long as I can remember. People cheat in secrecy. Very few folks cheat openly and want the whole wide world to know that they are two timing on their partners.

Therefore, one can get cheated on and he/she will never know and still think that his/her partner is faithful to them when in actual fact they are not. This is a tricky issue to say the least. But all and what I know is, both men and women cheat. For (In) every cheating man, there is a cheating woman.

 

[Chauro]

hapa watu wanazungumzia nini nadharia au uhalisia wa mambo ukitaka kujua haya mambo tembea uone usisikilize story ukiwa umekaa kwenye madawati aisee namuunga mkono mchangiaji aliyesema 3 perc na hii itakuwa miaka ya mwanzo ya ndoa ukitaka kuongelea uaminifu jitazame mwenyewe not your spouse watu wanarudi home na miswaki walishapigia huko huko usisikie harufu bwana we acha na wakina mama wako very smart ukimuhitaji nyumbani saa 11 awe amefika atakuwepo weekend anaweza asitoe hata mguu wake nje ya nyumba hii dunia wacha kabisa kizunguzungu mi simuamini mtu huwaga tu sitaki kujua yaliyo nyuma ya pazia ukimchunguza sana bata hutomla

 

[The Finest]

copy that!ova and out!.....jj vp leo?

roger that, will be there

 

[Pretty]

.....Kwa nini isiwezake?Kama uliamua kuoa au kuolewa kwa nini utoke nje ya ndoa yako? Ni msimamo wa mtu tu.....utazunguka mabucha yote lakini nyama ni ile ile.Hivyo waaminifu wapo sana ni uamuzi wa mtu tu.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

..........utazunguka mabucha yote lakini nyama ni ile ile.

Hapana Pretty...huo msemo mi sikubaliani nao. 'Nyama' zinatofautiana bana...asikudanganye mtu. Uliza wazoefu watakwambia.....

 

[GY]

okay....ndo maana kumbe.......kuna mahali nimesoma eti auminifi ni function ya time, (sasa sijui na space ama)

hebu ngoja nijaribu kuderive

UAMINIFU=F(Time, space, material well being, tribe, age, age in relationship,......................N)

where N is any other factor that my influence UAMINIFU)

wakulu wa mahesabu GY, Big, Eng. Asprin, hebu wekeni sawa kimahesabu hapo....

Given N = Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and honeymoon day, then using multiplier effect, cheating is impossible...

But if N= Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and any other period beyond honeymoon, then using the "Adam Smith REALITY factor, cheating is possible with 50% confidence and significance level

and THEREFORE, IF n = Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and any other period after 5years, then using the maturity model and the fact theorem, cheating is possible and necessary for marriage survival by 100% confidence level and 0% signifance level

Am still on honeymoon though

Roger!

 

[TIMING]

.....Kwa nini isiwezake?Kama uliamua kuoa au kuolewa kwa nini utoke nje ya ndoa yako? Ni msimamo wa mtu tu.....utazunguka mabucha yote lakini nyama ni ile ile.Hivyo waaminifu wapo sana ni uamuzi wa mtu tu.

Pretty, inategemea unatoka kwenda wapi, kama ni sokoni au kuangalia mpira ni sawa, ila kama unaenda kukutana kimwili na mpenzi mwingine ndio soo

au sijaelewa somo?:doh:

 

[TIMING]

Hapana Pretty...huo msemo mi sikubaliani nao. 'Nyama' zinatofautiana bana...asikudanganye mtu. Uliza wazoefu watakwambia.....

Tru dat mkuu...

Ng'ombe kongwe na ng'ombe changa tofauti

 

[Teamo]

Given N = Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and honeymoon day, then using multiplier effect, cheating is impossible...

But if N= Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and any other period beyond honeymoon, then using the "Adam Smith REALITY factor, cheating is possible with 50% confidence and significance level

and THEREFORE, IF n = Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and any other period after 5years, then using the maturity model and the fact theorem, cheating is possible and necessary for marriage survival by 100% confidence level and 0% signifance level

Am still on honeymoon though

Roger!

consider now....!consider now A BODY IS MOVING VERE VERE FAST WITH INITIAL VELOCITY 0M/S.......!actually a body itself cannot move bikooz it is time to stop JJ for some few bottles!

 

[Maty]

.....Kwa nini isiwezake?Kama uliamua kuoa au kuolewa kwa nini utoke nje ya ndoa yako? Ni msimamo wa mtu tu.....utazunguka mabucha yote lakini nyama ni ile ile.Hivyo waaminifu wapo sana ni uamuzi wa mtu tu.

Nyama ziko tofauti mpenzi
kuna zenye meno
kuna zenye misumeno na msasa
kuna za moto, kuna za baridi
kuna zenye mchanga na kuna zenye kokoto
kuna zenye maji na mabwawa
kuna kavu
kuna ndefu
kuna fupi
kuna zenye feni

He hazihesabiki mpendwa shukuru mungu uliyenae karidhika na hicho ulichonacho na endelea kuomba asizunguke zunguke hovyo

 

[The Finest]

consider now....!consider now A BODY IS MOVING VERE VERE FAST WITH INITIAL VELOCITY 0M/S.......!actually a body itself cannot move bikooz it is time to stop JJ for some few bottles!

HA HA HA HA Hiii term yako imenifurahisha, i guess huwa inakuwa applied BONDENI HOTELI inclusive of Rozi exclusive of ISC and excluding Roya

 

[TIMING]

Given N = Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and honeymoon day, then using multiplier effect, cheating is impossible...

But if N= Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and any other period beyond honeymoon, then using the "Adam Smith REALITY factor, cheating is possible with 50% confidence and significance level

and THEREFORE, IF n = Time factor and is equal to time between wedding day and any other period after 5years, then using the maturity model and the fact theorem, cheating is possible and necessary for marriage survival by 100% confidence level and 0% signifance level

Am still on honeymoon though

Roger!

Roja dat!!

what about outliers?

 

[Kindimbajuu]

Katika siku za karibuni tulikuwa ktka maongezi vijana wenzangu kadhaa me na ke mchanganyiko. Katika kuchangia mojawapo ya hoja nikasema "Siwezi kuwa na nyumba ndogo wakati mke wangu nampenda na nimemchagua mwenyewe". Ajabu ni jinsi nilivyoshambuliwa na wasikiizaji wangu, (wenye ndoa na wasio na ndoa) kuonyesha kutokubaliana nami huku wakisema "Unayasema kwa kuwa tu umeoa juzi".

Sasa naomba msaada wemu wadau, je, Inawezekana kuwa na mwanandoa mwaminifu 100%? Na kama ndiyo, ni wangapi ktk 100?

wenyewe wanasema sumu ilioanzia hapa, sikilizeni. ndiyo hata leo kila mmoja haamini kuwa mwenziwe ni muaminifu, kwakuwa tayari kila aliyekula anaamini aliliwa japo kiduchu

 

[TIMING]

Nyama ziko tofauti mpenzi
kuna zenye meno
kuna zenye misumeno na msasa
kuna za moto, kuna za baridi
kuna zenye mchanga na kuna zenye kokoto
kuna zenye maji na mabwawa
kuna kavu
kuna ndefu
kuna fupi
kuna zenye feni

He hazihesabiki mpendwa shukuru mungu uliyenae karidhika na hicho ulichonacho na endelea kuomba asizunguke zunguke hovyo

Right Maty, and you ahve ended well kwa kusema shukuru mungu... anything seems so unique at the first time, it feels like heaven, but after a few encounters, things change... however, Nyama ni tofauti

Pray that you minimise infidelity rather than assuming you can live 100% infidelity-less

 

[Maty]

Right Maty, and you ahve ended well kwa kusema shukuru mungu... anything seems so unique at the first time, it feels like heaven, but after a few encounters, things change... however, Nyama ni tofauti

Pray that you minimise infidelity rather than assuming you can live 100% infidelity-less

Mambo haya ni magumu kaka yangu niliwahi kaa na kaka mmoja yeye ni mzungukaji sana akaanza kunihadithia hasa sisi wanawake tunavyotofautina hiyo kitu nilichoka. Bora ya nyinyi wanaume sana sana kama kasoro itakuwa ndogo labda kibamia au kidogo lakini hicho hicho kidogo mwanaume akijua kukitumia vizuri aaaaaaaaaaaaaa mambo yanaenda sawa ngoma kwetu akina she kama ndio una mkosi zaidi umezaliwa kwa baridi cjui utafanya njia gani upashe moto au huko bwawa cjui utalikaushaje mwe mungu tu aingilie kati lol

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hivi hii 'roger that' mnaielewa maana yake au mnaiga umarekani tu?