Ujumbe Wangu wa Jumapili Kwenu

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Tehteehhh....[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]
Ebu kamuulize yule mdada aliekuaga bibi yako kitambo kabla ya ndoa yake haija tangazwa fJ some years back...[emoji13] [emoji13]
Naomba niishie hapo tafadhali.... tehteehhh

Naona tunabishana sasa.. We kamuulize yule baba yako mkubwa, mimi ndio nilikuwa namshika mkono namvusha barabara[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Ushimen]

Naona tunabishana sasa.. We kamuulize yule baba yako mkubwa, mimi ndio nilikuwa namshika mkono namvusha barabara[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Tehteehhh....[emoji12] [emoji12]
Ebu ngoja nikuachie heshimia yako kwanza hadi K-Vaaa.. ikikata nitakujia tena

 

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Eti hamjui L kalewa mwenzio

Kombe sio chai

 

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Nimesha kuituma PM, ngoja tu nianze kukuita bae maana sitaki kuchezea bahati mie....[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]

Hahahahaaaaa

 

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Yap na wengi wamefurahi sana sisi kupatana

Ila watu wanajua kusoma mchezo jamani

 

[Mama Sabrina]

Ila watu wanajua kusoma mchezo jamani

Watu wambeaa

 

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Mzee mmoja aliwaambia wanae kuwa"ikitokea nimetofautiana au imegombana na mmoja wenu,asitokee mmoja au nyote kumchukia ninayegombana naye, endeleeni kupendana maana ipo siku tutaelewana nanyi mtakuwa ndugu milele"

Sijui ni hekima kama za mfalme Suleiman!

Hekma hizo

 

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Kama haupo Moshi, basi fanya ukuje hata huku PM. Maana nina mambo ya msingi zana nataka tusemezane

Hahahahaaa. Nishakuja

 

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Bora mie tu

Nishamtoa umebaki mwenyewe mkwe wangu

 

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Mwambie anywe tu, ila achunge asinye tu, hapo ni kunywa tu na sio kunya[emoji23] [emoji23]

Mimi kabisa aiseee

 

[Ushimen]

Hahahahaaa. Nishakuja

Ngoja nikuje nikufaudu wallah...[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]
Lakini usintangaze...[emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85]
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[Ushimen]

Ila watu wanajua kusoma mchezo jamani

Khaaaa..[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]
Mungu anakuona ujue
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[Ushimen]

Watu wambeaa

Leo ngoja nikuzoze live...[emoji13] [emoji13]

 

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Mimi kabisa aiseee

Bwege wee[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[thA goD]

Hivi adui wa mama yako aweza kuendelea kumfanya rafiki?

Acha kuongea kwa kufunga mawazo yako kabatini,speak globally not locally.

 

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Vingine mtanisingizia mavivuruge yalipita mengi

Kumbe eeh

 

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Jamani L mmenichanganya mngelimazia lote Lii aww my handshome boy nakakuza kale mpaka kakue wakunyumba nikuwe mamkwe wako tutapiganaje sasa yule mtoto utaletewa wakwe mpaka ujutreee

Wakwe ndo wazuri sasa wakunyumba

 

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Aahh!!! Kidoncho tuu[emoji23] [emoji23]


Nimebahatisha hili.[emoji23]

Hapo sawa

 

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napita tu__________Mimi naendeleza biffu na maadui zangu hadi jiwe atakapong'olewa!

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Imeisha leo yaan miracle kajishindia daah mpaka raha alistahili yule mkaka

Heri yenu wafuatiliaji