Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[Papaaa mukuubwaaa]

Tupe
Tupe elimu mkuu PEP ndo inatumikaje

Nenda hospitali ya serikali au private kubwa utapewa elimu ila mjue Pep Ni ARV za stage 1 na 2

 

[The only]

Ilikuwa mwezi wa 10, nimerudi toka Masomoni ughaibuni.Lengo la kuja Mkoa X ni kuangalia viwanja vyangu na pia ndugu na jamaa zangu.
Ghafla nikapata shida ya jino, maumivu ni makali mno, kwa kuwa najua watu wangu wa meno basi nikavumilia hadi asubuhi.
Baada ya kuhudumiwa jino, nikarudi nilipofikia, ndani hakuna jiko, wala kikombe ni geto la muhuni Chiko, unakula kwa mama ntilie tu.
Mnavyojua, ukiwa na shida ya jino, huwa kula ni shida hasa kwa wali ama ugali.
Kufika saa tatu usiku, nakumbuka kuwa kuna dada mmoja ni rafiki yangu sana, anaishi mitaa fulani ya kati ya mji na ninajua hana mume na yupo single muda tu.
Kwenye simu, halo aunt .mambo......Kwa simu..poa kijana wangu, nasikia umerudi ila hutaki kuniletea zawadi za ng'ambo.
Tukacheka kidogo, ingawa sikuwa vizur kuongea.....
Aunt sory, nashida ya uji, naweza pata kwako, uniandalie..kisha nitume boda.....Akasema sawa, ....story kidogo akajua nina shida ya jino, ndio maana naitaji uji.
Baada ya nusu saa, akasema uji tayari, tuma boda aje kuchukua.
Kumbuka nina muda kama 3yrs sijarudi huku, hivyo boda wangu wote naowajua siwapati kwa simu..
Aunt alivyoona muda unazidi kupita, akasema ama nikuleteee, umefikia wapi?.nikaona mhhhhhhh hapa ni noma, kumsumbua mtu usiku huu ni risk na nitamlipa nini?
Nikawaza fasta, nikasema boda anakuja...ukae karibu na simu.....[emoji6][emoji6][emoji6][emoji6]
Kidume nikavaaa jezi yangu na track, nikaweka elfu 20 mfukoni, nikatoka zangu rami.
Kufika kijiweni, nikaona boda 2, wakasema twende brooo, nikamuelekeza namna ya kufika kwa aunt uchwara, akasema kwa muda hui ni elfu 5.... Nikasema poa.
Aunt nimefika, nimeona bora nije mwenyewe.Akasema poa, katoka kufungua mlango..tuka huge pale, nikaingia ndani boda kasepa nikachukua namba ya boda.
Asante kwa uji, nikanywa pale na story zikaendelea na ucheshi kibao.
Kufika saaa saba usiku, tukawa tupo hoi tumechoka, nikasema ngoja nimuite boda aje kunichukua.Piga simu, piga simu, piga simu haipokelewi..piga zaidi ya mara 6, Aunt nae akachukua namba, piga kama mara 4 hapokei.Tukasema tusubil nusu saaa kisha tupige tena, napo hatukufanikiwa.
Akasema hakuna namna, wewe utalala chumbani na mim nitalala kwa kochi hadi asubuhi, ukizingatia wewe unaumwa jino.
Ukweli nikagoma kabisa, mim nitalala sebreni, wewe kalale chumban nipe shuka tu, pale kuna sofa mbili, nikaziunganisha nikaweka ubavu.
Aunt akaingia room kwake, baada ya dakika 30, akatoka kunipa mto na mafuta ya mbu ya kupaka...
Alitoka na night dress tu jamani.
J chukua hizi zaga, nikaamka nikapokea , kipindi anageuka kurudi ndani na mawenge ya usingizi yale, nikajikuta nasema duuuuuu, uko sawa sana.
Aunt kageuka, unasemaje.....nasema uko sawa sana, nizimie na taaaa hiyo.
Kitendo cha kuzima taaa tu, nikamfuata chumbani kwake nikawa mgongoni kwake.....akanisukuma kwa matako, mweeeeee,
Tako laini, ngozi nyororo, unywele kama mturuki wa pemba.
Nikawai chuchu, nikaanza kutomasa, tomasa sana, piga fingure za kutosha, gusa kila kona.
Nikamvuta kwenye kochi, nikapiga dog style.
Mechi ikaenda kuendelea chumbani, huko ndio nikamaliza ufundi wote, ukweli nilipata kitu kipya kwa aunt.
Tukalala hadi asubuhi, nikarudi kwangu....
Mechi iliuzwa kama kawaida.
N.b
Mechi ya marudio imefanyika DSM jiji la Charamira.Kesho anakuja tena.
Nawasilisha

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Umesahau kuweka
Wenu mtiifu,

...................

Mbope

 

[halfcastmangi]

VIJANA ACHENI KUTUMIA NDOMU MNAPOTEZA HELA YENU BURE NA HAMSIKII UTAMU



KWANI HAMJUI PEP


UKIWA UNATUUMIA PEP NI KAVU MWANZO MWISHO SHUKRANI TLD

Nazipataje mkuu? Na nikinywa pombe naweza meza? Usisahau kutoa majibu muhimu sana hii.

 

[halfcastmangi]

Hizi story humu unaweza dindishia na ukapiga punyeto[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mkweche II]

Okay

 

[Muuza madafu wa Ikulu]

Nazipataje mkuu? Na nikinywa pombe naweza meza? Usisahau kutoa majibu muhimu sana hii.

Acha nyege Mshindo fala wewe. Utakufa na UKIMWI.

 

[Stiffler88]

Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



Over

 

[Exformer]

Ndugu, Nimesikia mlimwa mpaka nimecheka
Dah vijiji vya ndan chamwino huko
Sema nn dem amekubal show na yawezkn bwana wake au basha wake kashaanza kushtukia game

Wakuu nais nakula usalama wa taifa kimasiara sijui ananichunguza uraia wangu sijajuwa

Iko HV tareh tatu January nilikuwa narudi karipoti kazini hvyo sasbh najindaa zangu kutoka ili nifike sehemu ya kupandia gari la ofisin Kisha tuendee kuelekea ofcn mtumba

Nimetoka getin kweny apartment ninako ishi ilazo dodma nikutana na dada anatembee na mkoba midhili ya kueleke uelekeeo mmoja ingawa mm Ni mkaz wa mtaa ule ila sijawai muona dada yule ktk mitaa hyo

Bas nikamsalimia za asbh"
Akajibu POA '
Nikamuuliza unaelekea uelekeo gani
Akajibu " naeenda tu vyovyote vile nikachekaa " vyovyote tu kwa hyo ukiamua inaweza kwenda mlimwa c kwa wazir mkuu unawezaa akasema naweza sana

Bas nikamuambia acha utani mm nafika martn nisubirie gar la ofc so tudake pikipiki moja tuelekee uko kama unaendaa uko ajajali snaa akasema poaa
Nikamuita dogo alipak sehem akafika tukapandaa
Wakt pikpiki inatembee nikachukua mkono wangu nkaushika kiuno akatuli aakatabasamu nikapapaza Tena ndipo akautoa na mm nikatulia

Tulivyo shuka nikamuuliza Kweli unaendaa mtumba au mjini akajibu tena kokote tu naenda mm

Namm nikamtaniaa nikamuambia dada ujue Nina nyege Sana hata ujaona nilivyo kusumbua kwenye boda hata huna uhurumaa kidgo tuanguke akacheke aksema kwa hyo unataka ukanitombe asbh hii yotee Huku akicheka ndipo nikamjibu kuwa ikiwezeka niataarisha kwenda job Kweli leo nikapate tunda lako nikamuambia kuwa najuwa wee Ni pisi au mke wa mtu hisi nafsi huwa haziji Mara mbili Kama ukinikubaliee walai naendaa kukubanduaaaa Sasa HV pale kwenye ile lodg ya vitoria akachekaa sna akasema wee Kama uanaonekana Malaya snaa " nikamjibu kuwa hpn bhna nyegee tu hzi daaa

Kisha akanimbiaa gari ile inayokuja naondoka nayo Basi nikatoa simu chapu nikampa asevu namba zake Kisha akinipa simu ikaja gari tx pardo inaendeshwaa akapanda a akaniambiaa bye mida

Basi na mm nikasubiria stuff bus baada ya dakik tano likafikaa lla kwetu nikapandaa nikanzaa kumtongoza na kumshawishi kwa msg ili jioni nikamkamue nilipo fikaa tu getini nikashuka nikampigiaa akapokeaa nikaanza kumuhoji akanimbia nimcheki saa nne anaingia kweny vikao nikakta nikatuliaaa

Nikapiga Kaz ingawa siyo kivile kwanza bado wakuu wa vitengo wengi hawajaripoti hvyo Kaz pia haziendi.

Imefikaa saa nne mm huyo nikampigiaa nikanzaaa kumuuliza maswla kama anafnya Kaz wapi au labda Ni askari au yupo ofc ipi akagomaa kusema akawa anasema utajuwa siku moja
Basi nikaingia kwenye hoja yangu nikamuombaa tuonane Basi hata mchana kwa luch akaniuliza Kwan sasa hv uanfanya nn nimuambiaa Niko Niko tu nashangashanga Hap ofcn hkn Kaz kihivyo maboss Hawajaripoti ndipo akanimbiaa njoo ninulie chai Hapa kweny kwa restaurant chapu nikamuambia nakuja sas HV

Kuna boda ilikuwa imepaki hapo huyoo nikaita nikasepa nayo kufika eneo la tukio nikamtex kuwa nimefiakaa akchekaa

akasema una sipidi Kama Cha kwanza nimm.nikacheka

Nimefika pale tukaagizaa supu Yeye paja mm kidari na chapati mbili tukanywa
Na story mbil tatu Kish nikalipa tukamaliza nikamuambia
Madam plz kama hauko busy twende Basi ukanipe hata kimoja plz aksema Sasa Hivi HIVi nikamuambia ndio "nikajibu mbna fresh tu waage ofcn waambie umepata dharura utarud saa sab aksemaa mmh na wee itakuwaje nikamuambia Nawajulissha tu kuwa niko jiranj in case of anything
Ni kaona Kama anafikiri kitu nikamuwai kumuambiaa ngoja nite ile tax ituchukuee anataka kuongee aksemaa kwanin isiwe jioni plz nikamuambiaa noo plzz let us go now Tex iko pale twenda plz Ni trust "am not stranger am good person. Ni nyege tu hiz bas akakubali hao tukapandaa nikamleta Hadi kweny lodg zilizko pale nane nane stand hao tukaingiaa kule mm kuanza na mate akiwa amezimama na "akasema hafanyi kitu bila ndomu na mm kusikiaa hvyo nikaruka kauntaa kuchukuwa zanaa nikapewaa


Romance na touch za Hhapa na pale nimvua chupa na mm nnikavaa zana zangu vzr Kisha nikaanza kumwekea i
Akaniambia una bahat na mm leo nilikuwa na nyegeee snaa alooo nikapambuu haooo wazungu wakawasilii nikamaliza Cha kwaza akanimbia nenda kaooshe mboo urudi b nikarud akaliikamata akalinyonyaa vzr ikaamkaa tena vimaa nikavaa ndomu Nikampelekeqa Moto alishiaa kusmeeaa. Thanks de tanky ddddd

Tukamaliza saa saba tukarud ofcn nikamuambia muhudumu tunatoka tunarud jioni usije kuuza chumba changu!

Alivyoskiaa naongea ville na muhudumu akaniulizaa unataka urudi na demu wako nn baadaee nikamuambia elf 20 Ni ndefu snaa tutarud wote jion tukitoka job akacheke tukaita tax hao nikashuka mm yeye kapelekwaa sijui wapi huko aliko elekea tax

Basi saa kumi na moja nikamcheki akinimbia tangulia nakuja nitakukutaa anikafikaa kaunta nikaagiza hance choice na peps nikawa nimetuliaa namwait sa kumi na mbili huyo katmbaa. Tulitombana Hadi saa nne

n Kisha nikaita boda tukashukaa Hadi mtaani kwetu

Ajabu kinachonishangaza had SAS hvi hapendi nimpigiee simu na msg anajibu kwa kusuasua ila janaa nimekaa zangu sina Hili Wal Hili na. Barid hili la dodoma nikaona msg inaingia inasema uko wapi nikmjulisha Niko sehemu x natizama mpiraa aknimbia nakuja hapo

Akfikaa mechi ya ivoire cost ikaisha akaagiza Savana mbili akamliza na mechi ikaisha tukasepa akaniambia leo naendaa kulala kwako nikasema poaa nikamla kimoja akaomba alale amechoka san akalal asbh saa kumi na Moja kanipa kimoja huyo akasepa bila kudai chochote akaelekea mtaa wa pili

Nampiagia simu apokei
Kwa kifupi Niko njia pandaa
Kwani sijui Kaz Wala ofc na hataki kupokea Simi zangu atasema I will call late na hapiginadata mm isije kuwa katumw

 

[Exformer]

Nzega mpka arusha kwa gar

Wakuu leo nimeamini kuwa masihara yapo.

Leo nilisafiri kutoka Nzega kwenda Arusha safari nikanzia pale na bus halikuwa na watu hivyo viti vingi vilikuwa wazi. Basi bwana tukafika igunga wakapanda abiria demu mmoja mkaali akaja kukaa kwangu nikajisemea yes safari imekuwa njema sana.

Nikawa najiuliza nianzie wapi mbali na salamu maana tulisalimiana wakati huo akapanda wale wauza vitu vitu akawa anamfahamu yule dem, wanaongea hapa na pale sasa muuzaji akawa ananadi kwa kuisifu sugua gaga kwamba inaondoa mikosi na ina liwaza bafuni.

Nikamuuliza dem hayo kuna ukweli ebwanae tukaanza mazungumzo yetu na nikanunua kashata flani nikampea akapokea nikasema leo nitakula kimasihara maana safari bado ni ndefu ebwana hata singida hajafika akaniambia nashuka hapo nikajisemea acha ashuke wala namba yake sitaki.

Mbele kidogo akapanda jamaa tukaa nae jamaa nunda kweli kweli nikasema poa twende tu ila nae alienda kushuka nikabaki tena peke yangu.
Tukafika Katesh kuna binti kama 28yrs hivi mweupeee akaja kukaa kwangu tukasalimiana fresh. Akawa anapiga simu nini na nini ana kasauti katamu balaa. Walai roho ikawa inadunda dunda tu. Nikawa najiuliza tena nianzie wapi.


Baadae nikajilipua nikamwambia samahani wewe ni mtu wa kawaida? Akasema kwanini? Nikamwambia toka umepanda bus kukaa hapa nahisi moyo kwenda mbiyo akacheeeeka halafu nikamwambia halafu hiyo sauti ni tamu balaa ile ya wema sepetu haisogelei na nadhani ndiyo inayoniletea shida akachekaa basi kukawa kimya maana hakuwa anajibu chochote.

Nikawa naibia kumcheki nae anaibia hivyo hivyo nkaona huyu ngoja nimuonyeshe. Nilikuwa na jacket kubwa nikailaza mapajani mwangu nikaisambaza hadi miguu mwake. Nikatuliaa naipigia tyming mikono yangu iguse mapaja yake. Nikaeenda mpaka moyp unadunda nikajisema nikapeleka mkono mapajani nikamwambia samahani kama nakuumiza wakati huo nimeuficha mkono watu wasione tabia yangu aisee akajibu hapana. Baadae nikaaanza kumpapasa paja lake eneo la magoti akawa ananiangalia na kuona aibu flani hivi.

Nikaendelea akawa anausogeza mguu nikamwambia samahani. Nikaacha kwa muda flani hivi baadae nikarudia zoezi naona this time akaniachia nikawa nasogeza mkono kuelekea ikulu katulia tu.

Tuliendelea kupiga story hapa na pale kufika babati akasema anasikia njaa hivyo nifungue dirisha anunue kitu mimi huwa sipendelea kula njiani hadi nifike nitafute hoteli nipate kula bu nilinunua crips mbili tukala baadae mimi nikamuuliza unapokwenda watakuja kukupokea akajibu hapana naends tu mwenyewe nikamwambia basi tukifika naomba tutafute sehemu faragha tupate chakula huku mkono unaendelea na ile kazi yake akatabasamu tu huku akiangalia kwa jicho la aibu nikamkazia macho nikamwambia tutapata chukula.

Tukafika mjini bwana tumeshinda nikamwambia tuende wapi akasema wewe tu nikasema leo nakulaaaaa. Tukatafuta sehemu tukaita msosi wa nguvu huku tukipiga story ya maisha kimsingi ni msomi wa bachelor na anaenda interview.. nikamuita mhudumu nikamuuliza guest ipo wapi hapa akanionyesha tukamaliza kula tukaondoka haooo hadi guest.

Nikalipia chumba na mabegi yetu kama wanafamilia na wala sikuuliza kwamba ni short time nikalipia elfu 15 tukazama ndani nikarudi kwa mhudumu nikaomba mpira. dah kadema katamu balaa kitu ni tight mbaya nilipitisha kidole kitu ipo tight kidole hakiingii sijui anaibana? Niliinjoy zile pis tatu nilizitendea haki kabisa.

Tukamaliza tukaoga tukatoka nikampa buku 10 ya boda akasepa nami nikasepa japo tukibadilishana namba kwa ajili ya salamu wakati mwingine.
Ndiyo hivyo wakuu

Nzega mpka arusha around saa moja hv mnafika sema ulikuw sharp alitakiw kulala huyo

 

[beatboi]

wakuu nipeni timing za kumla jirani naona anataka nimgonge ila sasa sina mazoea nae kivile, ipi njia nyepesi ya kumla kimasihara? msaada jamaniii

 

[funzadume]

wakuu nipeni timing za kumla jirani naona anataka nimgonge ila sasa sina mazoea nae kivile, ipi njia nyepesi ya kumla kimasihara? msaada jamaniii

Mwambie jirani nina jambo ukipata muda naomba unishauri. Ila inabidi tukae sehemu yenye utulivu maana nahitaji ushauri. Asipojaa utakuwa na gundu

 

[MrWings]

Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



Over

Ila we jamaa uko slow sana.

 

[Vicenza]

Ila we jamaa uko slow sana.

Ni kwel ila jamaa alikuwa anapenda type za Hali nzuri,Sasa Kwa bahati mbaya anasema alikuwa anakutana na pisi mbovu,😂 mara Zina vuta sigara mara Zina piga nyagi Kwa apo lazima awe slow 😂,Mimi simlaumu ila Kwa mazingira anayokuta nayo lazima awe slow,ata ingekuwa Mimi nisinge kuwa na haraka 😀.

 

[Mkweche II]

Aseeeee

 

[the muter]

Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



Over

Uliwakilishaje taifa na ndosti? Hapo ni kama hujapiga tu

 

[Mngoni asiyepiga gambe]

SALAAM , WANAMIZAGAMUANO

Tulikutana Club na huyu bibie alikuwa anakunywa juice na mimi sikumbuki vzr i think Bavaria ndo kinywaji changu pendwa by then wote tumekaa reception main stage kuna burudan za hapa na pale tukawa tunacomment kuhusu zile show zinazoendelea pale jukwaan ikatokea tukawa na kabond ndan ya muda mfupi kama tumejuana kitambo nilitoka kwenda msalan dkk chache kurud namkuta bibie analalamika kuna mtu kamwaga kinywaj chake i was like , "agiza tu tena mi nitakulipia " i think hapa nikachukua poin 3 za away
baada ya muda ikawa kujimwaga stejin bibie akaniita stejin twende tukayarudi mayenu ili kuonyesha sina papara nikamwambia nenda nitakuja baadae but sikuenda nikauchuna tuu ( point 3 za home) that was end of day 1.
DAY 2 Tulikuja kuonana tena same place baada ya wiki kama 2 hv akanichangamkia sana nami nikamchangamkia ikawa full shangwe siku hiyo mpk muda wa kurud home nikamsindikiza kwake mida kama ya saa 9 usiku hivi nikachoma had ndan bas mtoto si akaanza mikogo mara kubadili nguo mbele yangu nikamwambia why between my upwiru you are passing arround usije kuniona mi foward butu kama Jobe wa Simba nikamrukia mpaka kitandan mtoto anahema juu juu tu kumbe utelezii zamaaaani ,
Dj naomba nipigie Amelowa ya Harmonize.

 

[mboperatransy]

Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



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[Chosen man]

Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



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Hii sio kimasihara

 

[Hassan Mambosasa]

Kimasihara ndani ya chombezo


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[Hassan Mambosasa]

Kimasihara ndani ya chombezo


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