Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[ISO M.CodD]

Hahahaha jamaa katupa chai sio?

Military officer gani hajui LMG ni Light Machine gun?

Au jamaavalitoa show nyepesi akaitwa light machine gun

[QUOTE="DuppyConqueror, post: 33583064, member:

usiku huo nikambatiza jina la Sub Machine Gun (SMG) naye akanibatiza jina la Large Machine Gun (LMG). Kuanzia sikuhiyo hadi leo tunaitana SMG na LMG...
Light Machine Gun (LMG)
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[/QUOTE]

 

[Lion king]

Kichupa hicho hapo View attachment 1273420View attachment 1273421

Nimewahi kuta pharmacy....Stud 100, StUd 1000, na hiyo STUD 5000..SS swali ni je hazina madhara??

 

[DuppyConqueror]

Hahahaha jamaa katupa chai sio?

Military officer gani hajui LMG ni Light Machine gun?

Au jamaavalitoa show nyepesi akaitwa light machine gun

[/QUOTE]Hujui kitu bora uulize..unadhani neno Light linamaanisha uwezo mdogo? Soma historia kuhusu transformation toka Heavy Machine Guns hadi Light MGs alafu angalia performancy, reliability na efficiency...usikariri neno Light na Heavy..elewa underlying meaning kwanza...watanzania mnajifanya mnajua kjmbe mbunyenye tu...ebo!!!

 

[Ubavu]

Ulkuwa na umri gan mkuu wa kumkojoza beki tatu had maji yavuje kwenye godoro.

Majibu tafadhali,

Kama nilikuwa bado sijabalehe unaweza kadiria nilikuwa na miaka mingapi.

 

[ISO M.CodD]

Hujui kitu bora uulize..unadhani neno Light linamaanisha uwezo mdogo? Soma historia kuhusu transformation toka Heavy Machine Guns hadi Light MGs alafu angalia performancy, reliability na efficiency...usikariri neno Light na Heavy..watanzania mnajifanya mnajua kjmbe mbunyenye tu

Mjomba wewe ulisema Large Mahine Gun LMG
Ilhali LMG ni Light Machine Gun.

We understood the context. You really can't bullshit your way out of this.

 

[Hajto]

kuna mke wa mtu(mpangaji mwenzetu),sikuwah kuwa na mazoea nae,siku hio jumamos akaniuliza "unakulaga birian"?nkamwambia ndio...bas bi mama akaniletea ki hotpot nkapiga menyu,baada ya mda akaja kuchukua vymbo kiutan nkamualika ndan kwel akazama akakuta series ya kikorea,akaduwaa anachek,muda si muda nkaona anajifunua funua nikajarib imo nkala mzigo.....baadae ananmbia amekaa miez 3 na mumewe hamgusi kila siku jamaa anasema kachoka![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Nielekeze iyo nyumba nami niende nikapange

 

[dont trust any 1]

Mkuu hakuna mwanaume ambae hapendi kuweka heshima kwenye suala la mgegedo, tupe maujanja ya hiyo spray inaitwaje ili heshima zetu zizidi kuongezeka juu ya hawa viumbe,

Hata mm nasubiri jina LA hiyo spray

 

[DuppyConqueror]

Mjomba wewe ulisema Large Mahine Gun LMG
Ilhali LMG ni Light Machine Gun.

We understood the context. You really can't bullshit your way out of this.

Napoteza muda kubishana na mtu ambaye labda hajawai hata kuona risasi ya pistol..ujuaji mwingi mwisho kiza kinene

 

[malembeka18]

Hizi spray zinakuwa na Lignocaine ambapo hii dawa kazi yake ni kusababisha ganzi huwa inatumika hasa wakati wa Operation ndogo ndogo kuzuia mtu asisikie maumivu maana inazuia nerve zisifanye kazi kwa muda so Ukipulizia kwenye dyudyu utakuwa unapiga shughuli balaaaa ila hata ile raha ya sensitivity kama unagonga hutaisikia kivilee na utachelewa sana kukojoaaa.. Ile ganzi ikiisha hapo ndo unaweza kulimwagaaaaa sasaaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Lakini haisimamishi dyudyu isiyosimama bali inazuia dyudyu isilale mapemaaa...

Madhara yake yapoje huko mbeleni

 

[Issakson makanga]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]mtaua watu vijana

Cheki hapo View attachment 1273441

 

[ISO M.CodD]

Napoteza muda kubishana na mtu ambaye labda hajawai hata kuona risasi ya pistol..ujuaji mwingi mwisho kiza kinene

I don't need prior weapons experience to point out the error in your story and how the wrong acronym screws up the entire thing.

It simply doesn't add up. Sorry mkuu, you've been made.

Now go shoot something in anger 🤣🤣

 

[MEKADDISHKEM]

Walio liwa kimasihara Sihara mko wapi?

 

[Chinedu5]

Kimara mwisho,unakuwa kama unaenda njia ile ya matangini,uliza bodaboda akupeleke kwa salema,ndo hapo hapo!!

Nielekeze iyo nyumba nami niende nikapange

 

[Mr tungaraza]

Hii nyingine nilivyokula tunda kimasihara

Wakati naingia form four,,kuna form one wapya walianza kama kawaida enzi zile wakawa busy sana kutafuta kaka wa shule na dada wa shule

basi kuna binti akawa ananizoea nikawa kaka yake wa shule,,baada ya kumaliza four nikamuacha shule but baada ya kumaliza six nikiwa najiandaa kwenda chuo nikarudi shule yangu ya o level kufata cheti,,,nikamkuta yule binti amekua kua baada ya story tukabadilishana namba maisha yakaemdelea na chats kama kawaida but ananiita kaka tu kama siku zote

alivyomaliza form four akarudi kwao dodoma kuanzia hapo sikuwahi kumuona tena mda niko chuo dsm demu akaenda chuo cha mipango akaanza certificate then diploma kuna siku nikaamuona social media kawa bonge la pisii tamaa zikanijaa nikatafuta namba yake nikawa nachati nae but namzingua mbona umekuwa mkali tukikutana lazima nimle mdogo wangu yy anacheka tu

baada ya kumaliza chuo nikapata kazi mwezi ule ule nikapata semina ya kikaz dodoma baada ya kulipwa tu na wale wazungu per diem zetu nikamtafuta binti walikuwa bado wako chuo amepanga karibu na mipango akanielekeza nikachukua daladala mpaka nikafika akanifata kituoni safari ya kwenda kupaona ghetto lake ikaanza

njian nawaza huyu leo ntamtafunaje wakat tunatembea nikaona duka la dawa nikamzuga nahisi kichwa kinaniuma ngoja nikanunue panadol kuzama nikaagiza fasta condom then nikanunua panado condom nimeweka mfukoni nachukua tu panado dem nae akaingia pharmacy uzuri hakuona kama nimenunua condom nimampa muuzaji hela kamili(sikutaka ajue kama nna mawazo ya kumla siku hio) basi kuffika ndan story chache kumshika shika akawa analalamika unajua ww ni kama kaka yangu mm hapo mizuka imeshapanda hata simuelew analalamika lakn hanizuii dk chache nikawa nimeshamvua nguo nikavaa ndomu fasta dem alikuwa wet tyr nilipiga mashine siku ile rough rider bao tatu zikakata ikabd niuze mechi nikaanza kupiga kavu cha mwisho baadae nikamwambia tukatafute msosi tukarudi tukalala nikamuamsha tena usiku nikapiga kimoko kavu asubuhi nikapiga tena then nikaenda kumalizia semina usiku nilikuwa na washikaji wa semina tukaemda kupiga vyombo kuagana so sikupata mda wa kukutana nae tena kesho yake nikasepa kila siku ananiuliza utakuja lini tena dodoma so bad sijapata tena semina ya pande zile but nikienda tu nahisi ntakula mzigo hata kama kaolewa maana ananiuliziaga sana tu na ni katamu sana **** ilikuwa inabana mno labda saa hv kawe kamegawa sana imetepeta

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[Kindeena]

I don't need prior weapons experience to point out the error in your story and how the wrong acronym screws up the entire thing.

It simply doesn't add up. Sorry mkuu, you've been made.

Now go shoot something in anger 🤣🤣

Hili nalo ni tunda ulikula kimasihara au ni ujuaji mwingine unauleta pasipo husika?

 

[Hajto]

Kimara mwisho,unakuwa kama unaenda njia ile ya matangini,uliza bodaboda akupeleke kwa salema,ndo hapo hapo!!

Vyumba vipo lakini kwenye iyo nyumba

 

[Mb-one]

Nmepitia huu uzi sana.....acha na mimi ni share my stories
Kuna moja nakumbuka 2016,kulikuwa na kademu nakazimia kalikuwa pini,alikuwa ni jirani yetu ila mtaa wa pili,tukawa tunachat sana ,tukitoka mizunguko tunarudi wote,aaah siku ya siku saa 3 usiku wazo likanijia ,nkachukua gari ya bro,nkaenda hadi karibu na kwao nkamcheki kwenye simu akarespond,nkamwambia aje nimsalimie nmemiss ,huyo mtoto akaja ndani ya tight na kitop,mwana nkageuza mkoko ,tukatokomea kusipojulikana,nkamwambia tutembee tembee tupige stori,mtoto nkwamwashia AC hadi mwisho....oooh mara baridi sana,nkapark gari sehem tulivu ,kidume nkajitupa siti za nyuma,nkamwambia njoo basi huku ,khaaa mtu hata akatai,akajaa...tukaanza romance romance,mautundu yalizidi hate to say this mtoto akaachia kojo kwa siti like 3 times,siti ikaloa....nkaona isiwe kesi ,nkamwambia vaa then nkurudishe home,nkamrudisha nkajua nshamwachia msala,.....mimi ikabidi ngeuze home....kama saa 5 usiku night

 

[Chinedu5]

sijajua maana kwa sasa mimi nlishahama huko tangu January!

Vyumba vipo lakini kwenye iyo nyumba

 

[sumbai]

Wambie hawa watu walete visa humu basi.

Mith u too Sumbai

 

[Crimea]

Cheki hapo View attachment 1273441

Hii itakuwa dili sana hapa mjini