Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[Forgotten]

Siku nikila tunda kimasihara nitarudi hapa kuuongezea uzi nyama. 😂

 

[trplmike]

Baada ya ile story nilivyokuwa ninamtafuna Mama wa Kisomali ngoja niwaletee hii nilivyomtafuna mtoto wa Kiaarabu

Kama nilivyowaambia mwanzoni nilikuwa nafanya kazi kwenye nchi Fulani hivi ambayo inaongozwa na sharia kali za Dini.

Ukitaka kunywa pombe lazima uende kwenye hotel za 5 stars kama Kempeski , Sheraton, Hilton, Acacia etc

Weekend kwenye ile nchi huwa unaanza Alhamis jioni. Basi ikifika mida ya saa 4 huwa napenda kwenda Sheraton Hotel, nakumbuka Bar yao ilikuwa floor ya 12 (tuseme ni Bar na Disco). Basi kama kawaida yangu mimi nikifika huwa ninakaa Counter na kuagizia Heinken yangu baridi.. Pombe ni gharama kwa hiyo inabidi unywe mdogo mdogo.

Basi bwana siku hiyo kulikuwa kuna mtoto mmoja wa kishua ana birthday party pale (wenyewe waniiita kwa kifaransa anniversaire).

Siku hiyo kulikuwa kumechangamka hatari.. watoto wa Kishua wa Kiarabu wanavutua shisha na masigara kwa fujo zote. Katika like kundi kulikuwa na mtoto mmoja kajaza hatari (Sanche ansubiri)

Basi kidume mimi kichwa cha chini kikapiga alarm. Ila yule dada alikuwa havuti shisha wala sigara. Akawa amekuja counter kununua kinywaji. Nikamshika mkono kama nataka kumsalimia.. Demu akanikataa mbaya..

Basi baada ya muda nikamstua demu mmoja aliekuwa rafiki yangu.. counter pale, nikamwambia ninamtaka yule demu mwenye matako.. kwanza demu akastuka..akanimbia why unamataka demu mwenye matako makubwa wakata kuna vi modal vya kufa mtu? Nikacheka tuu nikamwambia mimi ni Muafrica (I like touching). Demu akacheka sana.

Yule demu akamfuata akamwambia ninamuita..demu akagoma, akamwambia basi anipe number yake..Demu akagoma,akasema nimpe no yangu atanitafuta. Basi fasta Baharia nikatoa number.

Baada ya pale ikapita kama mwezi hivi kimya.. siku moja weekend nipo home jioni nikaona msg imeingia imeandikwa (Salut comment ca va? Vous souvenez-vous de moi?) yaani Habari,unaendeaje ? unanikumbuka ?

Fasta nikasave ile no. Nikaiangalia kwenye whasapp kama ipo… kuangalia nakutana na profile picture ya yule demu. Basi tukaendelea kuchart nikamkaribisha nyumbani. Tukapanga the next weekend nimfuate kwao kwenye saa 1 jioni.

Kweli nikapanga na dereva wangu mmoja mshikaji tukamfuata kwao.. Kama kawaida demu katoka home fully Hijab(kininja),halafu kabeba zawadi kaaga home anakwenda kwenye birthday.

Huku na huku demu huyoo mpaka apartment. Kufika tuu ndani demu kavua hijabu kabaki na jensi moja matata sana inambana. Nywele kaziachia zinapiga kwenye mgongo..Mtoto alikuwa mzuri sijawahi kuona.. (Aisee hizi Hijab zinaficha mambo mengi)

Ile piga piga story nikawa ninamtania tuu.. vipi nikuleteee shisha.. akasema hatumii,nikamwambia sigara kasema pia hatumii,nikamtania tuu vipi nikuletee Ganja ? Kwanza demu alistuka sana kisha akacheka kweli kweli,baada akaniambia unavuta ganja ? nikamwambia ndio navuta..akasema hata yeye ndio kilevi chake, akaniambia nimejuaje anavuta ganja ?

Nikamwambia sisi wavutaji tunajuana ? (ukweli sijawahi kuvuta ganja,ila nimekaa sana na watu wanaovuta ganja huko kijijini)

Demu akanimbia ana ganja vipi alipue ?nikamwambia mimi nimeacha kwa muda ila kama anataka kulipua tupande juu ya ghorofa kwenye kuna sehumu open watu huwa wanapenda kukaa. Basi bwana akanyonga ganja lake.. akaomba maji ya baridi huyu tukapanda zetu juu. Kufika juu yeye akawa mbele amesimama na mimi nipo nyuma (mfano ile wa Jack & Rose kwenye Titanic, wakati Jack kampeleka mtoto Rose juu ya Meli )

Basi mtoto akipiga fundo la ganja mimi kwa nyuma napapasa kichwa,chezea nywele shuka mpaka kwenye kifua,, shuka mpaka kwenye mzigo.. binya binya sana mzigo.

Mtoto anakuambia anasikia raha za ajabu..anakuambia anahisi kama anapaa (nilivyokuwa ninampiga romance huku anakula Ganja. anakuambia Peponi ni hapa hapa duniania… Nilikula sana mate na moshi wa ganja ile siku..

Baadae tukashuka chini kitandani.. chezea sana mtoto. Piga mashine sana..mpaka tukavunja kitanga..Tukaweka godoro chini piga sina machine..(Though ana mashine ndogo ajabu. Pamoja na demu kuchezea sana K..imeloa lkn kuingiza ilikuwa shida

Yule demu anasema ameisha Europe ila hajawahi kutiwa hivi,aliniambia Ganja alijifunzia Europe alipokwenda kusoma..kutoka na baridi kali rafiki zake walimshauri ale ganja itamsaidia kuondoa Baridi

Basi usiku mkali nikamtoa demu, kesho yake nikareport kitanda changu kibovu,, basi walinzi wakawa wananicheka tuu. Nilikuwa namtafuna yule mtoto mpaka nilivoondoka kwenye ile nchi

Bado tunawasiliana na bado anataka kuja kunitembelea. Anasema haweza kumpata maishani mshikaji kama mimi (nilikuwa ninamuelewa sana). kila tukichart anakumbushia Ganja na romance especially ile head massage niliyokuwa ninampa

 

[Griseofulvin]

wewe tafuta zawadi nzuri, kisha gonga mlango msalimie na kumkabidhi....
acha kukaza...

Nitafanya hivyo mkuu, alafu nitaleta mrejesho

 

[Hance Mtanashati]

Mimi si mtabiri ila we jamaa ni mchicha mwiba, maana stori zako za kimbea mbea ndo unapenda

hapa unawachokonoa watu wakikupa za chembe unakimbilia kuwaita mods.

watu wakifungiwa unaona raha na kujisifu kwamba uliwashtaki kwa mods.

Aisee

 

[Hance Mtanashati]

Baada ya ile story nilivyokuwa ninamtafuna Mama wa Kisomali ngoja niwaletee hii nilivyomtafuna mtoto wa Kiaarabu

Kama nilivyowaambia mwanzoni nilikuwa nafanya kazi kwenye nchi Fulani hivi ambayo inaongozwa na sharia kali za Dini.

Ukitaka kunywa pombe lazima uende kwenye hotel za 5 stars kama Kempeski , Sheraton, Hilton, Acacia etc

Weekend kwenye ile nchi huwa unaanza Alhamis jioni. Basi ikifika mida ya saa 4 huwa napenda kwenda Sheraton Hotel, nakumbuka Bar yao ilikuwa floor ya 12 (tuseme ni Bar na Disco). Basi kama kawaida yangu mimi nikifika huwa ninakaa Counter na kuagizia Heinken yangu baridi.. Pombe ni gharama kwa hiyo inabidi unywe mdogo mdogo.

Basi bwana siku hiyo kulikuwa kuna mtoto mmoja wa kishua ana birthday party pale (wenyewe waniiita kwa kifaransa anniversaire).

Siku hiyo kulikuwa kumechangamka hatari.. watoto wa Kishua wa Kiarabu wanavutua shisha na masigara kwa fujo zote. Katika like kundi kulikuwa na mtoto mmoja kajaza hatari (Sanche ansubiri)

Basi kidume mimi kichwa cha chini kikapiga alarm. Ila yule dada alikuwa havuti shisha wala sigara. Akawa amekuja counter kununua kinywaji. Nikamshika mkono kama nataka kumsalimia.. Demu akanikataa mbaya..

Basi baada ya muda nikamstua demu mmoja aliekuwa rafiki yangu.. counter pale, nikamwambia ninamtaka yule demu mwenye matako.. kwanza demu akastuka..akanimbia why unamataka demu mwenye matako makubwa wakata kuna vi modal vya kufa mtu? Nikacheka tuu nikamwambia mimi ni Muafrica (I like touching). Demu akacheka sana.

Yule demu akamfuata akamwambia ninamuita..demu akagoma, akamwambia basi anipe number yake..Demu akagoma,akasema nimpe no yangu atanitafuta. Basi fasta Baharia nikatoa number.

Baada ya pale ikapita kama mwezi hivi kimya.. siku moja weekend nipo home jioni nikaona msg imeingia imeandikwa (Salut comment ca va? Vous souvenez-vous de moi?) yaani Habari,unaendeaje ? unanikumbuka ?

Fasta nikasave ile no. Nikaiangalia kwenye whasapp kama ipo… kuangalia nakutana na profile picture ya yule demu. Basi tukaendelea kuchart nikamkaribisha nyumbani. Tukapanga the next weekend nimfuate kwao kwenye saa 1 jioni.

Kweli nikapanga na dereva wangu mmoja mshikaji tukamfuata kwao.. Kama kawaida demu katoka home fully Hijab(kininja),halafu kabeba zawadi kaaga home anakwenda kwenye birthday.

Huku na huku demu huyoo mpaka apartment. Kufika tuu ndani demu kavua hijabu kabaki na jensi moja matata sana inambana. Nywele kaziachia zinapiga kwenye mgongo..Mtoto alikuwa mzuri sijawahi kuona.. (Aisee hizi Hijab zinaficha mambo mengi)

Ile piga piga story nikawa ninamtania tuu.. vipi nikuleteee shisha.. akasema hatumii,nikamwambia sigara kasema pia hatumii,nikamtania tuu vipi nikuletee Ganja ? Kwanza demu alistuka sana kisha akacheka kweli kweli,baada akaniambia unavuta ganja ? nikamwambia ndio navuta..akasema hata yeye ndio kilevi chake, akaniambia nimejuaje anavuta ganja ?

Nikamwambia sisi wavutaji tunajuana ? (ukweli sijawahi kuvuta ganja,ila nimekaa sana na watu wanaovuta ganja huko kijijini)

Demu akanimbia ana ganja vipi alipue ?nikamwambia mimi nimeacha kwa muda ila kama anataka kulipua tupande juu ya ghorofa kwenye kuna sehumu open watu huwa wanapenda kukaa. Basi bwana akanyonga ganja lake.. akaomba maji ya baridi huyu tukapanda zetu juu. Kufika juu yeye akawa mbele amesimama na mimi nipo nyuma (mfano ile wa Jack & Rose kwenye Titanic, wakati Jack kampeleka mtoto Rose juu ya Meli )

Basi mtoto akipiga fundo la ganja mimi kwa nyuma napapasa kichwa,chezea nywele shuka mpaka kwenye kifua,, shuka mpaka kwenye mzigo.. binya binya sana mzigo.

Mtoto anakuambia anasikia raha za ajabu..anakuambia anahisi kama anapaa (nilivyokuwa ninampiga romance huku anakula Ganja. anakuambia Peponi ni hapa hapa duniania… Nilikula sana mate na moshi wa ganja ile siku..

Baadae tukashuka chini kitandani.. chezea sana mtoto. Piga mashine sana..mpaka tukavunja kitanga..Tukaweka godoro chini piga sina machine..(Though ana mashine ndogo ajabu. Pamoja na demu kuchezea sana K..imeloa lkn kuingiza ilikuwa shida

Yule demu anasema ameisha Europe ila hajawahi kutiwa hivi,aliniambia Ganja alijifunzia Europe alipokwenda kusoma..kutoka na baridi kali rafiki zake walimshauri ale ganja itamsaidia kuondoa Baridi

Basi usiku mkali nikamtoa demu, kesho yake nikareport kitanda changu kibovu,, basi walinzi wakawa wananicheka tuu. Nilikuwa namtafuna yule mtoto mpaka nilivoondoka kwenye ile nchi

Bado tunawasiliana na bado anataka kuja kunitembelea. Anasema haweza kumpata maishani mshikaji kama mimi (nilikuwa ninamuelewa sana). kila tukichart anakumbushia Ganja na romance especially ile head massage niliyokuwa ninampa

Chai.

 

[dottoz]

Baada ya ile story nilivyokuwa ninamtafuna Mama wa Kisomali ngoja niwaletee hii nilivyomtafuna mtoto wa Kiaarabu

Kama nilivyowaambia mwanzoni nilikuwa nafanya kazi kwenye nchi Fulani hivi ambayo inaongozwa na sharia kali za Dini.

Ukitaka kunywa pombe lazima uende kwenye hotel za 5 stars kama Kempeski , Sheraton, Hilton, Acacia etc

Weekend kwenye ile nchi huwa unaanza Alhamis jioni. Basi ikifika mida ya saa 4 huwa napenda kwenda Sheraton Hotel, nakumbuka Bar yao ilikuwa floor ya 12 (tuseme ni Bar na Disco). Basi kama kawaida yangu mimi nikifika huwa ninakaa Counter na kuagizia Heinken yangu baridi.. Pombe ni gharama kwa hiyo inabidi unywe mdogo mdogo.

Basi bwana siku hiyo kulikuwa kuna mtoto mmoja wa kishua ana birthday party pale (wenyewe waniiita kwa kifaransa anniversaire).

Siku hiyo kulikuwa kumechangamka hatari.. watoto wa Kishua wa Kiarabu wanavutua shisha na masigara kwa fujo zote. Katika like kundi kulikuwa na mtoto mmoja kajaza hatari (Sanche ansubiri)

Basi kidume mimi kichwa cha chini kikapiga alarm. Ila yule dada alikuwa havuti shisha wala sigara. Akawa amekuja counter kununua kinywaji. Nikamshika mkono kama nataka kumsalimia.. Demu akanikataa mbaya..

Basi baada ya muda nikamstua demu mmoja aliekuwa rafiki yangu.. counter pale, nikamwambia ninamtaka yule demu mwenye matako.. kwanza demu akastuka..akanimbia why unamataka demu mwenye matako makubwa wakata kuna vi modal vya kufa mtu? Nikacheka tuu nikamwambia mimi ni Muafrica (I like touching). Demu akacheka sana.

Yule demu akamfuata akamwambia ninamuita..demu akagoma, akamwambia basi anipe number yake..Demu akagoma,akasema nimpe no yangu atanitafuta. Basi fasta Baharia nikatoa number.

Baada ya pale ikapita kama mwezi hivi kimya.. siku moja weekend nipo home jioni nikaona msg imeingia imeandikwa (Salut comment ca va? Vous souvenez-vous de moi?) yaani Habari,unaendeaje ? unanikumbuka ?

Fasta nikasave ile no. Nikaiangalia kwenye whasapp kama ipo… kuangalia nakutana na profile picture ya yule demu. Basi tukaendelea kuchart nikamkaribisha nyumbani. Tukapanga the next weekend nimfuate kwao kwenye saa 1 jioni.

Kweli nikapanga na dereva wangu mmoja mshikaji tukamfuata kwao.. Kama kawaida demu katoka home fully Hijab(kininja),halafu kabeba zawadi kaaga home anakwenda kwenye birthday.

Huku na huku demu huyoo mpaka apartment. Kufika tuu ndani demu kavua hijabu kabaki na jensi moja matata sana inambana. Nywele kaziachia zinapiga kwenye mgongo..Mtoto alikuwa mzuri sijawahi kuona.. (Aisee hizi Hijab zinaficha mambo mengi)

Ile piga piga story nikawa ninamtania tuu.. vipi nikuleteee shisha.. akasema hatumii,nikamwambia sigara kasema pia hatumii,nikamtania tuu vipi nikuletee Ganja ? Kwanza demu alistuka sana kisha akacheka kweli kweli,baada akaniambia unavuta ganja ? nikamwambia ndio navuta..akasema hata yeye ndio kilevi chake, akaniambia nimejuaje anavuta ganja ?

Nikamwambia sisi wavutaji tunajuana ? (ukweli sijawahi kuvuta ganja,ila nimekaa sana na watu wanaovuta ganja huko kijijini)

Demu akanimbia ana ganja vipi alipue ?nikamwambia mimi nimeacha kwa muda ila kama anataka kulipua tupande juu ya ghorofa kwenye kuna sehumu open watu huwa wanapenda kukaa. Basi bwana akanyonga ganja lake.. akaomba maji ya baridi huyu tukapanda zetu juu. Kufika juu yeye akawa mbele amesimama na mimi nipo nyuma (mfano ile wa Jack & Rose kwenye Titanic, wakati Jack kampeleka mtoto Rose juu ya Meli )

Basi mtoto akipiga fundo la ganja mimi kwa nyuma napapasa kichwa,chezea nywele shuka mpaka kwenye kifua,, shuka mpaka kwenye mzigo.. binya binya sana mzigo.

Mtoto anakuambia anasikia raha za ajabu..anakuambia anahisi kama anapaa (nilivyokuwa ninampiga romance huku anakula Ganja. anakuambia Peponi ni hapa hapa duniania… Nilikula sana mate na moshi wa ganja ile siku..

Baadae tukashuka chini kitandani.. chezea sana mtoto. Piga mashine sana..mpaka tukavunja kitanga..Tukaweka godoro chini piga sina machine..(Though ana mashine ndogo ajabu. Pamoja na demu kuchezea sana K..imeloa lkn kuingiza ilikuwa shida

Yule demu anasema ameisha Europe ila hajawahi kutiwa hivi,aliniambia Ganja alijifunzia Europe alipokwenda kusoma..kutoka na baridi kali rafiki zake walimshauri ale ganja itamsaidia kuondoa Baridi

Basi usiku mkali nikamtoa demu, kesho yake nikareport kitanda changu kibovu,, basi walinzi wakawa wananicheka tuu. Nilikuwa namtafuna yule mtoto mpaka nilivoondoka kwenye ile nchi

Bado tunawasiliana na bado anataka kuja kunitembelea. Anasema haweza kumpata maishani mshikaji kama mimi (nilikuwa ninamuelewa sana). kila tukichart anakumbushia Ganja na romance especially ile head massage niliyokuwa ninampa

Hii chai kabisaaa aisee.

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[Hance Mtanashati]

Wewe ukiona uzi unareply nyingi lazima uvamie na kuanza kutafuta chokochoko, hata uzi ule wa kushuhudia uchawi ulifanya hivyohivyo ila wakakunyamazia.

Humu hakuna anayekutaka uchangie wala kujionesha upo, hebu jishtukie basi uache kujipendekeza kwa wasiyotaka kuona uwepo wako.

Kiki humu zimegoma, hata hujishtukii

Relax

 

[trplmike]

Hii chai kabisaaa aisee.

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Kwanini unasema chai Dottoz.. kitu gani kimekufanya useme chai?

 

[KITAULO]

Hahahahahahaha Dr. P kama sijakosea itabidi utoe maelezo marefu

Mamaye niache..nasema tena niache...RB yako ninayo...yahumu yaishie humu humu...hamna kuanza kutoa code...

 

[Its Pancho]

Mimi si mtabiri ila we jamaa ni mchicha mwiba, maana stori zako za kimbea mbea ndo unapenda

hapa unawachokonoa watu wakikupa za chembe unakimbilia kuwaita mods.

watu wakifungiwa unaona raha na kujisifu kwamba uliwashtaki kwa mods.

Hilo ndo unajua leo mkuu?

Huyu mbona wali Nazi toka kitamboo. Si kaona umbea wake hatufuatilii so anatamani hata huu uzi ungekuwa wake. Tumpuuze tu usimkoti

 

[EIFFEL]

Well leo naona biashara inaenda taratibu sana, ngoja ni buy some time niweke yangu hapa.
JINSI NILIVYOMLA SLAY QUEEN.

Back in the days, nimemaliza chuo pale Mlimani, nlijikuta nimepigika sana.
Inshort i was totally broke, hasa ukizingatia nlikua sitaki issue za kuajiriwa soo harakati zikawa hazitembei kabisa kwa muda ule, kurudisha mpira weekends kwa Keeper ilikua ni PIE. Constant.
Good thing is nikiwa mwaka wa 2 chuo nlipanga Ghetto langu safi, soo pamoja na kua juu ya Mawe nlikua nina uhakika wa sehemu ya kula, kulala na kumkaribisha mgeni yeyote wa Kike.

JINSI NLIVYOKUTANA NAE.

Siku hio nimetoka kwenye harakati za kimaisha, nkijiangalia mfukoni sina kitu, nkajisemea leo ngoja tu nirushe mpira kwa Keeper, nikajisogeza stand ya Daladala mdogo mdogo ( Hii ilikua around saa 3 usiku ).
Ikaja Eicher mmoja hivi ina baadhi ya seats ziko empty, ile kupanda nkajisogeza kwenye mmoja ya seats ambazo zilikua double hazina watu, kukaa dirishani nikaone nipo sehem ile ya Tairi, kwa wajuzi watanielewa ile position ukiwa ni mrefu kidogo hua panakufanya uwe uncomfortable, bila ya kugeuka nyuma yangu, nkajirudisha kwenye seat ya nyuma.

ieleweke kua wakati napanda nlipandia mlango wa nyuma soo seat iliyokua nyuma yangu nliispot ikiwa imekaliwa na mdada hivi amesuka Braids, ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Soo muda huu nlivyoamua kurudi seat ya nyuma yangu nlifahamu fika yupo mtu lakin seat ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Nimesimama kuelekea ile seat ya nyuma, nikae, ndio nkapata CLEAR VIEW ya yule Dada, Aiseeee!! Aiseeee!!!
Wakuu i was flattered, alikua ni mdada mmoja hivi black beauty, ana shape unaiona hii hapa, mrefu wa shingo na miguu, halafu ana smile mmoja hivi ambayo ilinfanya nichanganyikiwe hapo baadae baada ya kumuona akismile.
Simply put, she was a 10, according to my Standards.

Nakumbuka nlimuangalia once, nkamsalimia halafu nkamute, kimya. Lakin hapa akili ikawa haipo kabisa, mbaya zaidi alikua amevaa earphones kwaio haikuwa rahisi mimi kuanzisha conversation na yeye, halafu ni zile types za wadada ambao ukimuona tu unajua huyu ni slay queen. Nkazidi kuchoka.
Safari ikaanza, yeye kimya, mimi kimya (Lakin muda wote huu akili ipo kwake tu, nawaza na kuwazua namna ya kuanza kumuongelesha sipati sababu)

Bwana bwana Mungu hamtupi mja wake, thankfull kuna insident ilitokea mule kwenye daladala abiria wakaanza kushout out, kila mtu anapayuka, nkajisemea this is my chance, nkasema na mm nalianzisha hapa hapa, lakua na liwe, nkiumbuliwa nashuka kituo kinachofata kwan sh ngapi?

Nkamsemesha yule Manzi a few words kuhusu what really happened mle kwenye daladala, nkionesha kusikitishwa na what really happened, suprisingly alitoa positive feedback ambayo ilinfanya nshangae sana, hapa ndio nlipoiona ile Smile. Nilichanganyikiwa wakuu.
Story zilianzia hapo, na wala hakua na mapozi kama nlivyomchukulia mwanzo, she was soo down to earth, na muda wote anasmile. Sema kwa zile outfits alizovaa, na nywele alizokua amesuka, unajua kabisa huyu mtu sio wa pesa ndogo.

Nlipoona nakaribia kushuka nkamuomba number yake akasema "Cool", kipindi hiki nlikua nimepoteza smartphone yangu soo nlikua sina simu kubwa, but kiNokia Torch.
Akatoa Iphone yake me nkatoa kimeo changu, akaniuliza swali dogo sana,
"Hio ndio simu unayotumia?"
Nkamjibu "YES"
Akasema siwezi kukupa number yangu kama unatumia simu kama hio.
(Imagine anasema hivi mbele ya abiria na wanasikia).
Akilini "I was like WTF!, am Doomed"
Ila akili za 007 zikanjia faster ili kuua soo, nkamwambia simu yangu imeisha charge nimeiweka kwa bag. Hii ndogo hua naitumia for emergencies.
Naona mtu anankazia macho ila akaishia kusema haya
"Write it down, na ukifika nitext kwenye Whatsapp"
Mwanaume nkaandika number nkaibeep kama inapatikana, nkashuka, nkasepa.
Kimbembe kinakuja sina whatsapp wala smartphone.
Nkachukua Laptop yangu nkainstall whatsapp nkamcheck usiku ule ule.
Damn people. Damn.
Hapa ndio nlikujaga kujua huyu Manzi alikua ni mtu wa aina gani.
In a span of few hours had saa 11 asubuh tulichat mambo mengi sana had nkaomba mgegedo usiku ule ule, sikupewa jibu. Nkajua hapa nshatinyanga kazi.
Nkalala.

JINSI NLIVYOMLA.

Kesho yake was a weekend, soo tuliishia kuchat throughtout the day, likewise until Sunday, lakin had inafika jumapili usiku tukawa kama ni wapenzi tayar, sijamtongoza wala nini, just casual and erotic convos tu zilikua zinatembea hapo, ila game sikuomba tena tangu ile ijumaa usiku.
Nlikuja kujua baadae ni mwanafunzi wa chuo final year na alikua akiishi hostel za mtaani na rafiki yake na ni watu wa bata sana (Hii nlikuja kuiona kwenye IG page yake, posts zake hakuna kiwanja hajaacha kwenda)

Nkaishia kujisemea huyu me tutaishia kuchat tu lakin haya maji ni marefu sana kwangu siyawezi. Sina pesa yakumhudumia mtu sasa hivi, afterall nlihisi she was out of my league.
Lakin mwanaume ngajipiga moyo kando nkasema let me see where this will take Us.

Monday imefika siku hio hatukuchat kabisa, na mimi nkaendelea na misele yangu, kufika jion nkawa nsharudi maghetton, nkawa nimechill.
Wakuu mimi ni Introvert sipendi kusocialise kwaio ilikua nkifika ghetto najifungia mpaka kesho yake.
Saa 5 usiku nipo zangu naangalia movie, sina hili wala lile, nkiwa na maswali mengi sana kuhusu mstakabali wa maisha yangu, yan hata huyu Manzi siku hio sikumwazia kabisa, nlikua nina stress vibaya mno, kidogo naona simu ya Manzi inaingia kwangu, i was a little bit Shocked kuiona simu yake muda ule.
Nkahisi huyu atakua amekutwa na msala huko tu.
Nkasema sipokei hii simu. Nkakausha.
Alivyoona sipokei akakata simu akapiga tena.
This time nkasema ngoja niipokee nimsikie anasemaje usiku wote huu.

MAZUNGUMZO YETU.

Mimi "Hello D*"
Yeye "Poa, leo umenkaushia"

Sikujibu kitu hapa.

Yeye "Uko wapi"
Mimi "Nipo Ghetto nimechill"
Yeye "Uko na mtu?"
Mimi "Hapana"
Yeye "Unajua ijumaa sikukupa jibu lako?"
Mimi "That i realised"
Yeye "Nakuja kukupa jibu lako, nipe Nusu saa"

Mwisho wa kunukuu.

Sikuamini nlichokua nimekiskia kutoka kwake, nlijua anantania, nkachukulia poa.
Ikaingia text "Nachukua Uber nipe directions"
Nkapanic kidogo.
Nkajisemea Shit has just got real here.
Halafu muda huo mfukoni ni buku 5 tu ya kesho.
Yan kusema hata nkamnunulie msosi muda huo i cant.
Nkajisemea leo ukisikia mwanaume anaumbuka ndio leo.
Ila moyoni nlikua nina furaha kinoma iliyojawa na hofu cause nlijua mwanaume naletewa mzigo.
Nkampa maelekezo namna ya kufika mwanaume nkaenda nkapiga zangu pushups kama 100 hivi, Squarts kama 100, nkastretch out nkaenda kuoga nkatulia. Kunywa maji mengi sana.
Hii hua ni mbinu hua naitumia kabla ya Game yeyote ile isiyo ya gafla.

Nkajisemea huyu leo akinvulia chupi, sifanyi makosa.

Kwanza kabla sijaendelea naomba nimdescribe huyu manzi kidogo.

Alikua na urefu wa 6 ft.
Yan amenzidi kidogo had mimi urefu.
Ana hips na matako ambayo toka nianze kua na kujihusisha na mademu sijawah kua na mtu mwenye mzigo kama huo.
Nahisi ndio maana nlipanic kidogo.
Her face and smile ndio vilikua vinanmaliza kabisa.
At first nlihisi ni Mnyarwanda cause hana tofauti sana na maumbile yao.
Mama yake ni Mbulu.
Na alimfata mama yake mazima mazima.
Mnaweza imagine alikua na uzuri wa namna gani
Nlikua sijawah kumuona hivi live live toka ijumaa, nlijua haya baada ya kuona pics na vids zake za IG.
Kuhusu urefu nlikuja kujua baadae.



Baada ya kama 40 mins.
Ananambia nimeshafika nipo nje.
Ile nimetoka kumpokea nje, ndio nilizidi kupagawa aiseee.
Alivaaa this short dress, with heels, ananukia vizuri, mzigo wote unajichora huko ndani, halafu anakua anasmile tu muda wote, hapana aiseee this was too much to bare.
NILIDINDA PALEPALE.
Wakati namhug aligundua kua huyu jamaa ameshasimamisha, akaishia kusmile tu hakusema chochote.
Akamlipa Uber nkamkaribisha ndani.

Ila ameingia ndani, sikutaka hata kumuuliza chochote kile, nlimuanziashia pale pale mlangoni, she never resisted nashangaa napewa ushirikiano tu, nkajisemea huyu leo atantabua.
Nafikiri alikua ameshajua nini kitatokea baada ya kuona mwanaume nshasimamisha toka nje huko.
Sitaki niwachoshe na nini kiliendelea wakati wa kutiana ila hakuna kitu sikuacha kufanya.
Alikua msafi mnooo.
Smelling soo damn good.
Akili mm haipo.
Piga sana dekio.
Mtoto analia tu huko.
Na alivyokua mrefu na lile shape me ndio morali ikawa inazidi tu simsikilizi.
She was soo flexible ya miguu nliibania kifuani kwake nkaishika yote na mikono yake nkaibana na miguu.
Hapa alikua hawezi kufanya chchote, akawa anapiga tu kelele, mwaga sana maji mtoto wa watu yule.
Me simsikilizi hata kidogo.
Yan mpaka anakuja kunambia niingize ndani ameshalegea muda sana.
Piga sana mashine.
Kula Sana Mate.
Yan sikumhurumia hata kidogo.
Nlijisemea am might not get this chance ever again, better use it wisely.
Wakuu naomba tu nseme ile kitu nliipiga usiku kucha.
Ilikua ni mwendo wa pumzika, oga, nimerudi kiunoni tena.
Demu analia tu huko.
Hadi kufika asubuh miguu iko hovyo vibaya mnoo.
Siwezi hata kusimama.
Muda huo yeye kalala tu.
Baadae alivyoamka nikaendeleza show, i remember siku ile alikua na group presentation akawaambia rafiki zake anaumwa hawezi kwenda.
Alishinda pale for the whole day.
Nkamkopa mwanangu mmoja hivi pesa ikatuvusha siku hio.
Asante zikawa nyingiiii, me nkawa nacheka tu.
Mwanzoni nlijua huyu akisepa harudi tena, kesho yake jioni nkapokea simu, "Eiffel I Miss You"
Nkamwambia come and get it if you want it.
Kwan alikawia, hahaha.
Baharia nlijiona mshindi sana.
Tuliendeleaga hivyo kwa miezi sita ila sikutaka kuweka majeshi cause baadae nlikujaga kushika simu yake nkakutana na mambo ya ajabu sana.
Although baadae she came to fall in love with the Nigga.
Kilichokuaga kinaendelea kwenye Sms, Whatsapp, na DMs nkajisemea mm hapa sikai.
Wakuu hawa mademu wazuri WANATONGOZWA SANAAAAAAAA.
Tena na watu wenye mawe yao.
Honestly this made me soo uncomfortable.
Yan wewe kama umejiweka kwake weka hilo akilin, take things easy, piga sepa.
La sivyo Kisukari na Pressure vinakuhusu.

Alikuaga anatongozwa sana na watu famous kwenye industry ya muziki na filamu.
She even slept with a couple of them.
Sikuwah kumuuliza chochote cause nlijua huyu sio wakuweka makazi.
Nlichompendea hakuwahi kuniomba hata 100 yangu.
Ilikua tu akijiskia nyege huko ananpigia simu napiga anasepa.
We went for a couple of dates, and i never had to pay a Dime.
Sema sikua comfortable mwanamke kutake care of the bills, soo nlikua namake sure tunasplit the costs.
Kama sina ndio ntoleee hio.
Tulikujaga kuachana baadae kwa sababu zilizokua nje ya uwezo wetu/wangu.
Hua anantafuta mpaka kesho lakin sijawah kureply wala kuanswer her calls back.

She's one of the good woman i've ever met, inshort ndio demu mzuri katika wanawake wangu wote nliowahi kua nao, kwa kipindi hicho, sema alikua hatari kwa usalama wa afya yangu.
Sikuwahi kutumia Condom.

Nlipima baadae na majibu yakaja Safi.
Nkamshukuru Mungu.
Maaana kwa zile Conversations nlizokua nakutana nazo kwenye simu yake.
Watu maarufu wanapita sana pale.
Mnajua Slay Queens tena.
Nlichompendea ilikua akifika kwangu anakua real, the real her.
Mapozi yote yanaisha, sema ndio hivyo alikua soo immature.
Utoto mwingi.

NB:
Huyu Manzi kiukweli siwezi kusema nlikula kimasihara, yeye alinkula kimasihara.
Maana kwa ule uzuri na standards alizokua nazo, kwa financial status nliyokua nayo kipindi kile, sio rahisi kumiliki demu kama yule. Ukiwa huna Chapaa.

Nayakumbuka maneno yako mpaka kesho D*

"EIFFEL i know you are broke, let me take care of everything, things will fall inplace oneday"

Thanks for the good memories.
Cause ulinkubali for whom i was.
I rarely get this these days.

TUPIGE KAZI WAKUU.
TUTAFUTE HELA.





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[Kertel]

Hii chai kabisaaa aisee.

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[Antetokounmpo]

Well leo naona biashara inaenda taratibu sana, ngoja ni buy some time niweke yangu hapa.
JINSI NILIVYOMLA SLAY QUEEN.

Back in the days, nimemaliza chuo pale Mlimani, nlijikuta nimepigika sana.
Inshort i was totally broke, hasa ukizingatia nlikua sitaki issue za kuajiriwa soo harakati zikawa hazitembei kabisa kwa muda ule, kurudisha mpira weekends kwa Keeper ilikua ni PIE. Constant.
Good thing is nikiwa mwaka wa 2 chuo nlipanga Ghetto langu safi, soo pamoja na kua juu ya Mawe nlikua nina uhakika wa sehemu ya kula, kulala na kumkaribisha mgeni yeyote wa Kike.

JINSI NLIVYOKUTANA NAE.

Siku hio nimetoka kwenye harakati za kimaisha, nkijiangalia mfukoni sina kitu, nkajisemea leo ngoja tu nirushe mpira kwa Keeper, nikajisogeza stand ya Daladala mdogo mdogo ( Hii ilikua around saa 3 usiku ).
Ikaja Eicher mmoja hivi ina baadhi ya seats ziko empty, ile kupanda nkajisogeza kwenye mmoja ya seats ambazo zilikua double hazina watu, kukaa dirishani nikaone nipo sehem ile ya Tairi, kwa wajuzi watanielewa ile position ukiwa ni mrefu kidogo hua panakufanya uwe uncomfortable, bila ya kugeuka nyuma yangu, nkajirudisha kwenye seat ya nyuma.

ieleweke kua wakati napanda nlipandia mlango wa nyuma soo seat iliyokua nyuma yangu nliispot ikiwa imekaliwa na mdada hivi amesuka Braids, ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Soo muda huu nlivyoamua kurudi seat ya nyuma yangu nlifahamu fika yupo mtu lakin seat ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Nimesimama kuelekea ile seat ya nyuma, nikae, ndio nkapata CLEAR VIEW ya yule Dada, Aiseeee!! Aiseeee!!!
Wakuu i was flattered, alikua ni mdada mmoja hivi black beauty, ana shape unaiona hii hapa, mrefu wa shingo na miguu, halafu ana smile mmoja hivi ambayo ilinfanya nichanganyikiwe hapo baadae baada ya kumuona akismile.
Simply put, she was a 10, according to my Standards.

Nakumbuka nlimuangalia once, nkamsalimia halafu nkamute, kimya. Lakin hapa akili ikawa haipo kabisa, mbaya zaidi alikua amevaa earphones kwaio haikuwa rahisi mimi kuanzisha conversation na yeye, halafu ni zile types za wadada ambao ukimuona tu unajua huyu ni slay queen. Nkazidi kuchoka.
Safari ikaanza, yeye kimya, mimi kimya (Lakin muda wote huu akili ipo kwake tu, nawaza na kuwazua namna ya kuanza kumuongelesha sipati sababu)

Bwana bwana Mungu hamtupi mja wake, thankfull kuna insident ilitokea mule kwenye daladala abiria wakaanza kushout out, kila mtu anapayuka, nkajisemea this is my chance, nkasema na mm nalianzisha hapa hapa, lakua na liwe, nkiumbuliwa nashuka kituo kinachofata kwan sh ngapi?

Nkamsemesha yule Manzi a few words kuhusu what really happened mle kwenye daladala, nkionesha kusikitishwa na what really happened, suprisingly alitoa positive feedback ambayo ilinfanya nshangae sana, hapa ndio nlipoiona ile Smile. Nilichanganyikiwa wakuu.
Story zilianzia hapo, na wala hakua na mapozi kama nlivyomchukulia mwanzo, she was soo down to earth, na muda wote anasmile. Sema kwa zile outfits alizovaa, na nywele alizokua amesuka, unajua kabisa huyu mtu sio wa pesa ndogo.

Nlipoona nakaribia kushuka nkamuomba number yake akasema "Cool", kipindi hiki nlikua nimepoteza smartphone yangu soo nlikua sina simu kubwa, but kiNokia Torch.
Akatoa Iphone yake me nkatoa kimeo changu, akaniuliza swali dogo sana,
"Hio ndio simu unayotumia?"
Nkamjibu "YES"
Akasema siwezi kukupa number yangu kama unatumia simu kama hio.
(Imagine anasema hivi mbele ya abiria na wanasikia).
Akilini "I was like WTF!, am Doomed"
Ila akili za 007 zikanjia faster ili kuua soo, nkamwambia simu yangu imeisha charge nimeiweka kwa bag. Hii ndogo hua naitumia for emergencies.
Naona mtu anankazia macho ila akaishia kusema haya
"Write it down, na ukifika nitext kwenye Whatsapp"
Mwanaume nkaandika number nkaibeep kama inapatikana, nkashuka, nkasepa.
Kimbembe kinakuja sina whatsapp wala smartphone.
Nkachukua Laptop yangu nkainstall whatsapp nkamcheck usiku ule ule.
Damn people. Damn.
Hapa ndio nlikujaga kujua huyu Manzi alikua ni mtu wa aina gani.
In a span of few hours had saa 11 asubuh tulichat mambo mengi sana had nkaomba mgegedo usiku ule ule, sikupewa jibu. Nkajua hapa nshatinyanga kazi.
Nkalala.

JINSI NLIVYOMLA.

Kesho yake was a weekend, soo tuliishia kuchat throughtout the day, likewise until Sunday, lakin had inafika jumapili usiku tukawa kama ni wapenzi tayar, sijamtongoza wala nini, just casual and erotic convos tu zilikua zinatembea hapo, ila game sikuomba tena tangu ile ijumaa usiku.
Nlikuja kujua baadae ni mwanafunzi wa chuo final year na alikua akiishi hostel za mtaani na rafiki yake na ni watu wa bata sana (Hii nlikuja kuiona kwenye IG page yake, posts zake hakuna kiwanja hajaacha kwenda)

Nkaishia kujisemea huyu me tutaishia kuchat tu lakin haya maji ni marefu sana kwangu siyawezi. Sina pesa yakumhudumia mtu sasa hivi, afterall nlihisi she was out of my league.
Lakin mwanaume ngajipiga moyo kando nkasema let me see where this will take Us.

Monday imefika siku hio hatukuchat kabisa, na mimi nkaendelea na misele yangu, kufika jion nkawa nsharudi maghetton, nkawa nimechill.
Wakuu mimi ni Introvert sipendi kusocialise kwaio ilikua nkifika ghetto najifungia mpaka kesho yake.
Saa 5 usiku nipo zangu naangalia movie, sina hili wala lile, nkiwa na maswali mengi sana kuhusu mstakabali wa maisha yangu, yan hata huyu Manzi siku hio sikumwazia kabisa, nlikua nina stress vibaya mno, kidogo naona simu ya Manzi inaingia kwangu, i was a little bit Shocked kuiona simu yake muda ule.
Nkahisi huyu atakua amekutwa na msala huko tu.
Nkasema sipokei hii simu. Nkakausha.
Alivyoona sipokei akakata simu akapiga tena.
This time nkasema ngoja niipokee nimsikie anasemaje usiku wote huu.

MAZUNGUMZO YETU.

Mimi "Hello D*"
Yeye "Poa, leo umenkaushia"

Sikujibu kitu hapa.

Yeye "Uko wapi"
Mimi "Nipo Ghetto nimechill"
Yeye "Uko na mtu?"
Mimi "Hapana"
Yeye "Unajua ijumaa sikukupa jibu lako?"
Mimi "That i realised"
Yeye "Nakuja kukupa jibu lako, nipe Nusu saa"

Mwisho wa kunukuu.

Sikuamini nlichokua nimekiskia kutoka kwake, nlijua anantania, nkachukulia poa.
Ikaingia text "Nachukua Uber nipe directions"
Nkapanic kidogo.
Nkajisemea Shit has just got real here.
Halafu muda huo mfukoni ni buku 5 tu ya kesho.
Yan kusema hata nkamnunulie msosi muda huo i cant.
Nkajisemea leo ukisikia mwanaume anaumbuka ndio leo.
Ila moyoni nlikua nina furaha kinoma iliyojawa na hofu cause nlijua mwanaume naletewa mzigo.
Nkampa maelekezo namna ya kufika mwanaume nkaenda nkapiga zangu pushups kama 100 hivi, Squarts kama 100, nkastretch out nkaenda kuoga nkatulia. Kunywa maji mengi sana.
Hii hua ni mbinu hua naitumia kabla ya Game yeyote ile isiyo ya gafla.

Nkajisemea huyu leo akinvulia chupi, sifanyi makosa.

Kwanza kabla sijaendelea naomba nimdescribe huyu manzi kidogo.

Alikua na urefu wa 6 ft.
Yan amenzidi kidogo had mimi urefu.
Ana hips na matako ambayo toka nianze kua na kujihusisha na mademu sijawah kua na mtu mwenye mzigo kama huo.
Nahisi ndio maana nlipanic kidogo.
Her face and smile ndio vilikua vinanmaliza kabisa.
At first nlihisi ni Mnyarwanda cause hana tofauti sana na maumbile yao.
Mama yake ni Mbulu.
Na alimfata mama yake mazima mazima.
Mnaweza imagine alikua na uzuri wa namna gani
Nlikua sijawah kumuona hivi live live toka ijumaa, nlijua haya baada ya kuona pics na vids zake za IG.
Kuhusu urefu nlikuja kujua baadae.



Baada ya kama 40 mins.
Ananambia nimeshafika nipo nje.
Ile nimetoka kumpokea nje, ndio nilizidi kupagawa aiseee.
Alivaaa this short dress, with heels, ananukia vizuri, mzigo wote unajichora huko ndani, halafu anakua anasmile tu muda wote, hapana aiseee this was too much to bare.
NILIDINDA PALEPALE.
Wakati namhug aligundua kua huyu jamaa ameshasimamisha, akaishia kusmile tu hakusema chochote.
Akamlipa Uber nkamkaribisha ndani.

Ila ameingia ndani, sikutaka hata kumuuliza chochote kile, nlimuanziashia pale pale mlangoni, she never resisted nashangaa napewa ushirikiano tu, nkajisemea huyu leo atantabua.
Nafikiri alikua ameshajua nini kitatokea baada ya kuona mwanaume nshasimamisha toka nje huko.
Sitaki niwachoshe na nini kiliendelea wakati wa kutiana ila hakuna kitu sikuacha kufanya.
Alikua msafi mnooo.
Smelling soo damn good.
Akili mm haipo.
Piga sana dekio.
Mtoto analia tu huko.
Na alivyokua mrefu na lile shape me ndio morali ikawa inazidi tu simsikilizi.
She was soo flexible ya miguu nliibania kifuani kwake nkaishika yote na mikono yake nkaibana na miguu.
Hapa alikua hawezi kufanya chchote, akawa anapiga tu kelele, mwaga sana maji mtoto wa watu yule.
Me simsikilizi hata kidogo.
Yan mpaka anakuja kunambia niingize ndani ameshalegea muda sana.
Piga sana mashine.
Kula Sana Mate.
Yan sikumhurumia hata kidogo.
Nlijisemea am might not get this chance ever again, better use it wisely.
Wakuu naomba tu nseme ile kitu nliipiga usiku kucha.
Ilikua ni mwendo wa pumzika, oga, nimerudi kiunoni tena.
Demu analia tu huko.
Hadi kufika asubuh miguu iko hovyo vibaya mnoo.
Siwezi hata kusimama.
Muda huo yeye kalala tu.
Baadae alivyoamka nikaendeleza show, i remember siku ile alikua na group presentation akawaambia rafiki zake anaumwa hawezi kwenda.
Alishinda pale for the whole day.
Nkamkopa mwanangu mmoja hivi pesa ikatuvusha siku hio.
Asante zikawa nyingiiii, me nkawa nacheka tu.
Mwanzoni nlijua huyu akisepa harudi tena, kesho yake jioni nkapokea simu, "Eiffel I Miss You"
Nkamwambia come and get it if you want it.
Kwan alikawia, hahaha.
Baharia nlijiona mshindi sana.
Tuliendeleaga hivyo kwa miezi sita ila sikutaka kuweka majeshi cause baadae nlikujaga kushika simu yake nkakutana na mambo ya ajabu sana.
Although baadae she came to fall in love with the Nigga.
Kilichokuaga kinaendelea kwenye Sms, Whatsapp, na DMs nkajisemea mm hapa sikai.
Wakuu hawa mademu wazuri WANATONGOZWA SANAAAAAAAA.
Tena na watu wenye mawe yao.
Honestly this made me soo uncomfortable.
Yan wewe kama umejiweka kwake weka hilo akilin, take things easy, piga sepa.
La sivyo Kisukari na Pressure vinakuhusu.

Alikuaga anatongozwa sana na watu famous kwenye industry ya muziki na filamu.
She even slept with a couple of them.
Sikuwah kumuuliza chochote cause nlijua huyu sio wakuweka makazi.
Nlichompendea hakuwahi kuniomba hata 100 yangu.
Ilikua tu akijiskia nyege huko ananpigia simu napiga anasepa.
We went for a couple of dates, and i never had to pay a Dime.
Sema sikua comfortable mwanamke kutake care of the bills, soo nlikua namake sure tunasplit the costs.
Kama sina ndio ntoleee hio.
Tulikujaga kuachana baadae kwa sababu zilizokua nje ya uwezo wetu/wangu.
Hua anantafuta mpaka kesho lakin sijawah kureply wala kuanswer her calls back.

She's one of the good woman i've ever met, inshort ndio demu mzuri katika wanawake wangu wote nliowahi kua nao, kwa kipindi hicho, sema alikua hatari kwa usalama wa afya yangu.
Sikuwahi kutumia Condom.

Nlipima baadae na majibu yakaja Safi.
Nkamshukuru Mungu.
Maaana kwa zile Conversations nlizokua nakutana nazo kwenye simu yake.
Watu maarufu wanapita sana pale.
Mnajua Slay Queens tena.
Nlichompendea ilikua akifika kwangu anakua real, the real her.
Mapozi yote yanaisha, sema ndio hivyo alikua soo immature.
Utoto mwingi.

NB:
Huyu Manzi kiukweli siwezi kusema nlikula kimasihara, yeye alinkula kimasihara.
Maana kwa ule uzuri na standards alizokua nazo, kwa financial status nliyokua nayo kipindi kile, sio rahisi kumiliki demu kama yule. Ukiwa huna Chapaa.

Nayakumbuka maneno yako mpaka kesho D*

"EIFFEL i know you are broke, let me take care of everything, things will fall inplace oneday"

Thanks for the good memories.
Cause ulinkubali for whom i was.
I rarely get this these days.

TUPIGE KAZI WAKUU.
TUTAFUTE HELA.





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Sawa mkuuu[emoji119]....slayer wa slay queen

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Zali la mentali

Well leo naona biashara inaenda taratibu sana, ngoja ni buy some time niweke yangu hapa.
JINSI NILIVYOMLA SLAY QUEEN.

Back in the days, nimemaliza chuo pale Mlimani, nlijikuta nimepigika sana.
Inshort i was totally broke, hasa ukizingatia nlikua sitaki issue za kuajiriwa soo harakati zikawa hazitembei kabisa kwa muda ule, kurudisha mpira weekends kwa Keeper ilikua ni PIE. Constant.
Good thing is nikiwa mwaka wa 2 chuo nlipanga Ghetto langu safi, soo pamoja na kua juu ya Mawe nlikua nina uhakika wa sehemu ya kula, kulala na kumkaribisha mgeni yeyote wa Kike.

JINSI NLIVYOKUTANA NAE.

Siku hio nimetoka kwenye harakati za kimaisha, nkijiangalia mfukoni sina kitu, nkajisemea leo ngoja tu nirushe mpira kwa Keeper, nikajisogeza stand ya Daladala mdogo mdogo ( Hii ilikua around saa 3 usiku ).
Ikaja Eicher mmoja hivi ina baadhi ya seats ziko empty, ile kupanda nkajisogeza kwenye mmoja ya seats ambazo zilikua double hazina watu, kukaa dirishani nikaone nipo sehem ile ya Tairi, kwa wajuzi watanielewa ile position ukiwa ni mrefu kidogo hua panakufanya uwe uncomfortable, bila ya kugeuka nyuma yangu, nkajirudisha kwenye seat ya nyuma.

ieleweke kua wakati napanda nlipandia mlango wa nyuma soo seat iliyokua nyuma yangu nliispot ikiwa imekaliwa na mdada hivi amesuka Braids, ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Soo muda huu nlivyoamua kurudi seat ya nyuma yangu nlifahamu fika yupo mtu lakin seat ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Nimesimama kuelekea ile seat ya nyuma, nikae, ndio nkapata CLEAR VIEW ya yule Dada, Aiseeee!! Aiseeee!!!
Wakuu i was flattered, alikua ni mdada mmoja hivi black beauty, ana shape unaiona hii hapa, mrefu wa shingo na miguu, halafu ana smile mmoja hivi ambayo ilinfanya nichanganyikiwe hapo baadae baada ya kumuona akismile.
Simply put, she was a 10, according to my Standards.

Nakumbuka nlimuangalia once, nkamsalimia halafu nkamute, kimya. Lakin hapa akili ikawa haipo kabisa, mbaya zaidi alikua amevaa earphones kwaio haikuwa rahisi mimi kuanzisha conversation na yeye, halafu ni zile types za wadada ambao ukimuona tu unajua huyu ni slay queen. Nkazidi kuchoka.
Safari ikaanza, yeye kimya, mimi kimya (Lakin muda wote huu akili ipo kwake tu, nawaza na kuwazua namna ya kuanza kumuongelesha sipati sababu)

Bwana bwana Mungu hamtupi mja wake, thankfull kuna insident ilitokea mule kwenye daladala abiria wakaanza kushout out, kila mtu anapayuka, nkajisemea this is my chance, nkasema na mm nalianzisha hapa hapa, lakua na liwe, nkiumbuliwa nashuka kituo kinachofata kwan sh ngapi?

Nkamsemesha yule Manzi a few words kuhusu what really happened mle kwenye daladala, nkionesha kusikitishwa na what really happened, suprisingly alitoa positive feedback ambayo ilinfanya nshangae sana, hapa ndio nlipoiona ile Smile. Nilichanganyikiwa wakuu.
Story zilianzia hapo, na wala hakua na mapozi kama nlivyomchukulia mwanzo, she was soo down to earth, na muda wote anasmile. Sema kwa zile outfits alizovaa, na nywele alizokua amesuka, unajua kabisa huyu mtu sio wa pesa ndogo.

Nlipoona nakaribia kushuka nkamuomba number yake akasema "Cool", kipindi hiki nlikua nimepoteza smartphone yangu soo nlikua sina simu kubwa, but kiNokia Torch.
Akatoa Iphone yake me nkatoa kimeo changu, akaniuliza swali dogo sana,
"Hio ndio simu unayotumia?"
Nkamjibu "YES"
Akasema siwezi kukupa number yangu kama unatumia simu kama hio.
(Imagine anasema hivi mbele ya abiria na wanasikia).
Akilini "I was like WTF!, am Doomed"
Ila akili za 007 zikanjia faster ili kuua soo, nkamwambia simu yangu imeisha charge nimeiweka kwa bag. Hii ndogo hua naitumia for emergencies.
Naona mtu anankazia macho ila akaishia kusema haya
"Write it down, na ukifika nitext kwenye Whatsapp"
Mwanaume nkaandika number nkaibeep kama inapatikana, nkashuka, nkasepa.
Kimbembe kinakuja sina whatsapp wala smartphone.
Nkachukua Laptop yangu nkainstall whatsapp nkamcheck usiku ule ule.
Damn people. Damn.
Hapa ndio nlikujaga kujua huyu Manzi alikua ni mtu wa aina gani.
In a span of few hours had saa 11 asubuh tulichat mambo mengi sana had nkaomba mgegedo usiku ule ule, sikupewa jibu. Nkajua hapa nshatinyanga kazi.
Nkalala.

JINSI NLIVYOMLA.

Kesho yake was a weekend, soo tuliishia kuchat throughtout the day, likewise until Sunday, lakin had inafika jumapili usiku tukawa kama ni wapenzi tayar, sijamtongoza wala nini, just casual and erotic convos tu zilikua zinatembea hapo, ila game sikuomba tena tangu ile ijumaa usiku.
Nlikuja kujua baadae ni mwanafunzi wa chuo final year na alikua akiishi hostel za mtaani na rafiki yake na ni watu wa bata sana (Hii nlikuja kuiona kwenye IG page yake, posts zake hakuna kiwanja hajaacha kwenda)

Nkaishia kujisemea huyu me tutaishia kuchat tu lakin haya maji ni marefu sana kwangu siyawezi. Sina pesa yakumhudumia mtu sasa hivi, afterall nlihisi she was out of my league.
Lakin mwanaume ngajipiga moyo kando nkasema let me see where this will take Us.

Monday imefika siku hio hatukuchat kabisa, na mimi nkaendelea na misele yangu, kufika jion nkawa nsharudi maghetton, nkawa nimechill.
Wakuu mimi ni Introvert sipendi kusocialise kwaio ilikua nkifika ghetto najifungia mpaka kesho yake.
Saa 5 usiku nipo zangu naangalia movie, sina hili wala lile, nkiwa na maswali mengi sana kuhusu mstakabali wa maisha yangu, yan hata huyu Manzi siku hio sikumwazia kabisa, nlikua nina stress vibaya mno, kidogo naona simu ya Manzi inaingia kwangu, i was a little bit Shocked kuiona simu yake muda ule.
Nkahisi huyu atakua amekutwa na msala huko tu.
Nkasema sipokei hii simu. Nkakausha.
Alivyoona sipokei akakata simu akapiga tena.
This time nkasema ngoja niipokee nimsikie anasemaje usiku wote huu.

MAZUNGUMZO YETU.

Mimi "Hello D*"
Yeye "Poa, leo umenkaushia"

Sikujibu kitu hapa.

Yeye "Uko wapi"
Mimi "Nipo Ghetto nimechill"
Yeye "Uko na mtu?"
Mimi "Hapana"
Yeye "Unajua ijumaa sikukupa jibu lako?"
Mimi "That i realised"
Yeye "Nakuja kukupa jibu lako, nipe Nusu saa"

Mwisho wa kunukuu.

Sikuamini nlichokua nimekiskia kutoka kwake, nlijua anantania, nkachukulia poa.
Ikaingia text "Nachukua Uber nipe directions"
Nkapanic kidogo.
Nkajisemea Shit has just got real here.
Halafu muda huo mfukoni ni buku 5 tu ya kesho.
Yan kusema hata nkamnunulie msosi muda huo i cant.
Nkajisemea leo ukisikia mwanaume anaumbuka ndio leo.
Ila moyoni nlikua nina furaha kinoma iliyojawa na hofu cause nlijua mwanaume naletewa mzigo.
Nkampa maelekezo namna ya kufika mwanaume nkaenda nkapiga zangu pushups kama 100 hivi, Squarts kama 100, nkastretch out nkaenda kuoga nkatulia. Kunywa maji mengi sana.
Hii hua ni mbinu hua naitumia kabla ya Game yeyote ile isiyo ya gafla.

Nkajisemea huyu leo akinvulia chupi, sifanyi makosa.

Kwanza kabla sijaendelea naomba nimdescribe huyu manzi kidogo.

Alikua na urefu wa 6 ft.
Yan amenzidi kidogo had mimi urefu.
Ana hips na matako ambayo toka nianze kua na kujihusisha na mademu sijawah kua na mtu mwenye mzigo kama huo.
Nahisi ndio maana nlipanic kidogo.
Her face and smile ndio vilikua vinanmaliza kabisa.
At first nlihisi ni Mnyarwanda cause hana tofauti sana na maumbile yao.
Mama yake ni Mbulu.
Na alimfata mama yake mazima mazima.
Mnaweza imagine alikua na uzuri wa namna gani
Nlikua sijawah kumuona hivi live live toka ijumaa, nlijua haya baada ya kuona pics na vids zake za IG.
Kuhusu urefu nlikuja kujua baadae.



Baada ya kama 40 mins.
Ananambia nimeshafika nipo nje.
Ile nimetoka kumpokea nje, ndio nilizidi kupagawa aiseee.
Alivaaa this short dress, with heels, ananukia vizuri, mzigo wote unajichora huko ndani, halafu anakua anasmile tu muda wote, hapana aiseee this was too much to bare.
NILIDINDA PALEPALE.
Wakati namhug aligundua kua huyu jamaa ameshasimamisha, akaishia kusmile tu hakusema chochote.
Akamlipa Uber nkamkaribisha ndani.

Ila ameingia ndani, sikutaka hata kumuuliza chochote kile, nlimuanziashia pale pale mlangoni, she never resisted nashangaa napewa ushirikiano tu, nkajisemea huyu leo atantabua.
Nafikiri alikua ameshajua nini kitatokea baada ya kuona mwanaume nshasimamisha toka nje huko.
Sitaki niwachoshe na nini kiliendelea wakati wa kutiana ila hakuna kitu sikuacha kufanya.
Alikua msafi mnooo.
Smelling soo damn good.
Akili mm haipo.
Piga sana dekio.
Mtoto analia tu huko.
Na alivyokua mrefu na lile shape me ndio morali ikawa inazidi tu simsikilizi.
She was soo flexible ya miguu nliibania kifuani kwake nkaishika yote na mikono yake nkaibana na miguu.
Hapa alikua hawezi kufanya chchote, akawa anapiga tu kelele, mwaga sana maji mtoto wa watu yule.
Me simsikilizi hata kidogo.
Yan mpaka anakuja kunambia niingize ndani ameshalegea muda sana.
Piga sana mashine.
Kula Sana Mate.
Yan sikumhurumia hata kidogo.
Nlijisemea am might not get this chance ever again, better use it wisely.
Wakuu naomba tu nseme ile kitu nliipiga usiku kucha.
Ilikua ni mwendo wa pumzika, oga, nimerudi kiunoni tena.
Demu analia tu huko.
Hadi kufika asubuh miguu iko hovyo vibaya mnoo.
Siwezi hata kusimama.
Muda huo yeye kalala tu.
Baadae alivyoamka nikaendeleza show, i remember siku ile alikua na group presentation akawaambia rafiki zake anaumwa hawezi kwenda.
Alishinda pale for the whole day.
Nkamkopa mwanangu mmoja hivi pesa ikatuvusha siku hio.
Asante zikawa nyingiiii, me nkawa nacheka tu.
Mwanzoni nlijua huyu akisepa harudi tena, kesho yake jioni nkapokea simu, "Eiffel I Miss You"
Nkamwambia come and get it if you want it.
Kwan alikawia, hahaha.
Baharia nlijiona mshindi sana.
Tuliendeleaga hivyo kwa miezi sita ila sikutaka kuweka majeshi cause baadae nlikujaga kushika simu yake nkakutana na mambo ya ajabu sana.
Although baadae she came to fall in love with the Nigga.
Kilichokuaga kinaendelea kwenye Sms, Whatsapp, na DMs nkajisemea mm hapa sikai.
Wakuu hawa mademu wazuri WANATONGOZWA SANAAAAAAAA.
Tena na watu wenye mawe yao.
Honestly this made me soo uncomfortable.
Yan wewe kama umejiweka kwake weka hilo akilin, take things easy, piga sepa.
La sivyo Kisukari na Pressure vinakuhusu.

Alikuaga anatongozwa sana na watu famous kwenye industry ya muziki na filamu.
She even slept with a couple of them.
Sikuwah kumuuliza chochote cause nlijua huyu sio wakuweka makazi.
Nlichompendea hakuwahi kuniomba hata 100 yangu.
Ilikua tu akijiskia nyege huko ananpigia simu napiga anasepa.
We went for a couple of dates, and i never had to pay a Dime.
Sema sikua comfortable mwanamke kutake care of the bills, soo nlikua namake sure tunasplit the costs.
Kama sina ndio ntoleee hio.
Tulikujaga kuachana baadae kwa sababu zilizokua nje ya uwezo wetu/wangu.
Hua anantafuta mpaka kesho lakin sijawah kureply wala kuanswer her calls back.

She's one of the good woman i've ever met, inshort ndio demu mzuri katika wanawake wangu wote nliowahi kua nao, kwa kipindi hicho, sema alikua hatari kwa usalama wa afya yangu.
Sikuwahi kutumia Condom.

Nlipima baadae na majibu yakaja Safi.
Nkamshukuru Mungu.
Maaana kwa zile Conversations nlizokua nakutana nazo kwenye simu yake.
Watu maarufu wanapita sana pale.
Mnajua Slay Queens tena.
Nlichompendea ilikua akifika kwangu anakua real, the real her.
Mapozi yote yanaisha, sema ndio hivyo alikua soo immature.
Utoto mwingi.

NB:
Huyu Manzi kiukweli siwezi kusema nlikula kimasihara, yeye alinkula kimasihara.
Maana kwa ule uzuri na standards alizokua nazo, kwa financial status nliyokua nayo kipindi kile, sio rahisi kumiliki demu kama yule. Ukiwa huna Chapaa.

Nayakumbuka maneno yako mpaka kesho D*

"EIFFEL i know you are broke, let me take care of everything, things will fall inplace oneday"

Thanks for the good memories.
Cause ulinkubali for whom i was.
I rarely get this these days.

TUPIGE KAZI WAKUU.
TUTAFUTE HELA.





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[Ncha Kali]

Baada ya kama 40 mins.
Ananambia nimeshafika nipo nje.
Ile nimetoka kumpokea nje, ndio nilizidi kupagawa aiseee.

Nimeishia hapo kusoma, siku ya kwanza tu kuja kwako halafu ameshafika bila hata kupotea.... ulikuwa umepanga ushuani sana mzee.

 

[Mwami Ntale]

Well leo naona biashara inaenda taratibu sana, ngoja ni buy some time niweke yangu hapa.
JINSI NILIVYOMLA SLAY QUEEN.

Back in the days, nimemaliza chuo pale Mlimani, nlijikuta nimepigika sana.
Inshort i was totally broke, hasa ukizingatia nlikua sitaki issue za kuajiriwa soo harakati zikawa hazitembei kabisa kwa muda ule, kurudisha mpira weekends kwa Keeper ilikua ni PIE. Constant.
Good thing is nikiwa mwaka wa 2 chuo nlipanga Ghetto langu safi, soo pamoja na kua juu ya Mawe nlikua nina uhakika wa sehemu ya kula, kulala na kumkaribisha mgeni yeyote wa Kike.

JINSI NLIVYOKUTANA NAE.

Siku hio nimetoka kwenye harakati za kimaisha, nkijiangalia mfukoni sina kitu, nkajisemea leo ngoja tu nirushe mpira kwa Keeper, nikajisogeza stand ya Daladala mdogo mdogo ( Hii ilikua around saa 3 usiku ).
Ikaja Eicher mmoja hivi ina baadhi ya seats ziko empty, ile kupanda nkajisogeza kwenye mmoja ya seats ambazo zilikua double hazina watu, kukaa dirishani nikaone nipo sehem ile ya Tairi, kwa wajuzi watanielewa ile position ukiwa ni mrefu kidogo hua panakufanya uwe uncomfortable, bila ya kugeuka nyuma yangu, nkajirudisha kwenye seat ya nyuma.

ieleweke kua wakati napanda nlipandia mlango wa nyuma soo seat iliyokua nyuma yangu nliispot ikiwa imekaliwa na mdada hivi amesuka Braids, ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Soo muda huu nlivyoamua kurudi seat ya nyuma yangu nlifahamu fika yupo mtu lakin seat ya pembeni yake ikiwa haina mtu.
Nimesimama kuelekea ile seat ya nyuma, nikae, ndio nkapata CLEAR VIEW ya yule Dada, Aiseeee!! Aiseeee!!!
Wakuu i was flattered, alikua ni mdada mmoja hivi black beauty, ana shape unaiona hii hapa, mrefu wa shingo na miguu, halafu ana smile mmoja hivi ambayo ilinfanya nichanganyikiwe hapo baadae baada ya kumuona akismile.
Simply put, she was a 10, according to my Standards.

Nakumbuka nlimuangalia once, nkamsalimia halafu nkamute, kimya. Lakin hapa akili ikawa haipo kabisa, mbaya zaidi alikua amevaa earphones kwaio haikuwa rahisi mimi kuanzisha conversation na yeye, halafu ni zile types za wadada ambao ukimuona tu unajua huyu ni slay queen. Nkazidi kuchoka.
Safari ikaanza, yeye kimya, mimi kimya (Lakin muda wote huu akili ipo kwake tu, nawaza na kuwazua namna ya kuanza kumuongelesha sipati sababu)

Bwana bwana Mungu hamtupi mja wake, thankfull kuna insident ilitokea mule kwenye daladala abiria wakaanza kushout out, kila mtu anapayuka, nkajisemea this is my chance, nkasema na mm nalianzisha hapa hapa, lakua na liwe, nkiumbuliwa nashuka kituo kinachofata kwan sh ngapi?

Nkamsemesha yule Manzi a few words kuhusu what really happened mle kwenye daladala, nkionesha kusikitishwa na what really happened, suprisingly alitoa positive feedback ambayo ilinfanya nshangae sana, hapa ndio nlipoiona ile Smile. Nilichanganyikiwa wakuu.
Story zilianzia hapo, na wala hakua na mapozi kama nlivyomchukulia mwanzo, she was soo down to earth, na muda wote anasmile. Sema kwa zile outfits alizovaa, na nywele alizokua amesuka, unajua kabisa huyu mtu sio wa pesa ndogo.

Nlipoona nakaribia kushuka nkamuomba number yake akasema "Cool", kipindi hiki nlikua nimepoteza smartphone yangu soo nlikua sina simu kubwa, but kiNokia Torch.
Akatoa Iphone yake me nkatoa kimeo changu, akaniuliza swali dogo sana,
"Hio ndio simu unayotumia?"
Nkamjibu "YES"
Akasema siwezi kukupa number yangu kama unatumia simu kama hio.
(Imagine anasema hivi mbele ya abiria na wanasikia).
Akilini "I was like WTF!, am Doomed"
Ila akili za 007 zikanjia faster ili kuua soo, nkamwambia simu yangu imeisha charge nimeiweka kwa bag. Hii ndogo hua naitumia for emergencies.
Naona mtu anankazia macho ila akaishia kusema haya
"Write it down, na ukifika nitext kwenye Whatsapp"
Mwanaume nkaandika number nkaibeep kama inapatikana, nkashuka, nkasepa.
Kimbembe kinakuja sina whatsapp wala smartphone.
Nkachukua Laptop yangu nkainstall whatsapp nkamcheck usiku ule ule.
Damn people. Damn.
Hapa ndio nlikujaga kujua huyu Manzi alikua ni mtu wa aina gani.
In a span of few hours had saa 11 asubuh tulichat mambo mengi sana had nkaomba mgegedo usiku ule ule, sikupewa jibu. Nkajua hapa nshatinyanga kazi.
Nkalala.

JINSI NLIVYOMLA.

Kesho yake was a weekend, soo tuliishia kuchat throughtout the day, likewise until Sunday, lakin had inafika jumapili usiku tukawa kama ni wapenzi tayar, sijamtongoza wala nini, just casual and erotic convos tu zilikua zinatembea hapo, ila game sikuomba tena tangu ile ijumaa usiku.
Nlikuja kujua baadae ni mwanafunzi wa chuo final year na alikua akiishi hostel za mtaani na rafiki yake na ni watu wa bata sana (Hii nlikuja kuiona kwenye IG page yake, posts zake hakuna kiwanja hajaacha kwenda)

Nkaishia kujisemea huyu me tutaishia kuchat tu lakin haya maji ni marefu sana kwangu siyawezi. Sina pesa yakumhudumia mtu sasa hivi, afterall nlihisi she was out of my league.
Lakin mwanaume ngajipiga moyo kando nkasema let me see where this will take Us.

Monday imefika siku hio hatukuchat kabisa, na mimi nkaendelea na misele yangu, kufika jion nkawa nsharudi maghetton, nkawa nimechill.
Wakuu mimi ni Introvert sipendi kusocialise kwaio ilikua nkifika ghetto najifungia mpaka kesho yake.
Saa 5 usiku nipo zangu naangalia movie, sina hili wala lile, nkiwa na maswali mengi sana kuhusu mstakabali wa maisha yangu, yan hata huyu Manzi siku hio sikumwazia kabisa, nlikua nina stress vibaya mno, kidogo naona simu ya Manzi inaingia kwangu, i was a little bit Shocked kuiona simu yake muda ule.
Nkahisi huyu atakua amekutwa na msala huko tu.
Nkasema sipokei hii simu. Nkakausha.
Alivyoona sipokei akakata simu akapiga tena.
This time nkasema ngoja niipokee nimsikie anasemaje usiku wote huu.

MAZUNGUMZO YETU.

Mimi "Hello D*"
Yeye "Poa, leo umenkaushia"

Sikujibu kitu hapa.

Yeye "Uko wapi"
Mimi "Nipo Ghetto nimechill"
Yeye "Uko na mtu?"
Mimi "Hapana"
Yeye "Unajua ijumaa sikukupa jibu lako?"
Mimi "That i realised"
Yeye "Nakuja kukupa jibu lako, nipe Nusu saa"

Mwisho wa kunukuu.

Sikuamini nlichokua nimekiskia kutoka kwake, nlijua anantania, nkachukulia poa.
Ikaingia text "Nachukua Uber nipe directions"
Nkapanic kidogo.
Nkajisemea Shit has just got real here.
Halafu muda huo mfukoni ni buku 5 tu ya kesho.
Yan kusema hata nkamnunulie msosi muda huo i cant.
Nkajisemea leo ukisikia mwanaume anaumbuka ndio leo.
Ila moyoni nlikua nina furaha kinoma iliyojawa na hofu cause nlijua mwanaume naletewa mzigo.
Nkampa maelekezo namna ya kufika mwanaume nkaenda nkapiga zangu pushups kama 100 hivi, Squarts kama 100, nkastretch out nkaenda kuoga nkatulia. Kunywa maji mengi sana.
Hii hua ni mbinu hua naitumia kabla ya Game yeyote ile isiyo ya gafla.

Nkajisemea huyu leo akinvulia chupi, sifanyi makosa.

Kwanza kabla sijaendelea naomba nimdescribe huyu manzi kidogo.

Alikua na urefu wa 6 ft.
Yan amenzidi kidogo had mimi urefu.
Ana hips na matako ambayo toka nianze kua na kujihusisha na mademu sijawah kua na mtu mwenye mzigo kama huo.
Nahisi ndio maana nlipanic kidogo.
Her face and smile ndio vilikua vinanmaliza kabisa.
At first nlihisi ni Mnyarwanda cause hana tofauti sana na maumbile yao.
Mama yake ni Mbulu.
Na alimfata mama yake mazima mazima.
Mnaweza imagine alikua na uzuri wa namna gani
Nlikua sijawah kumuona hivi live live toka ijumaa, nlijua haya baada ya kuona pics na vids zake za IG.
Kuhusu urefu nlikuja kujua baadae.



Baada ya kama 40 mins.
Ananambia nimeshafika nipo nje.
Ile nimetoka kumpokea nje, ndio nilizidi kupagawa aiseee.
Alivaaa this short dress, with heels, ananukia vizuri, mzigo wote unajichora huko ndani, halafu anakua anasmile tu muda wote, hapana aiseee this was too much to bare.
NILIDINDA PALEPALE.
Wakati namhug aligundua kua huyu jamaa ameshasimamisha, akaishia kusmile tu hakusema chochote.
Akamlipa Uber nkamkaribisha ndani.

Ila ameingia ndani, sikutaka hata kumuuliza chochote kile, nlimuanziashia pale pale mlangoni, she never resisted nashangaa napewa ushirikiano tu, nkajisemea huyu leo atantabua.
Nafikiri alikua ameshajua nini kitatokea baada ya kuona mwanaume nshasimamisha toka nje huko.
Sitaki niwachoshe na nini kiliendelea wakati wa kutiana ila hakuna kitu sikuacha kufanya.
Alikua msafi mnooo.
Smelling soo damn good.
Akili mm haipo.
Piga sana dekio.
Mtoto analia tu huko.
Na alivyokua mrefu na lile shape me ndio morali ikawa inazidi tu simsikilizi.
She was soo flexible ya miguu nliibania kifuani kwake nkaishika yote na mikono yake nkaibana na miguu.
Hapa alikua hawezi kufanya chchote, akawa anapiga tu kelele, mwaga sana maji mtoto wa watu yule.
Me simsikilizi hata kidogo.
Yan mpaka anakuja kunambia niingize ndani ameshalegea muda sana.
Piga sana mashine.
Kula Sana Mate.
Yan sikumhurumia hata kidogo.
Nlijisemea am might not get this chance ever again, better use it wisely.
Wakuu naomba tu nseme ile kitu nliipiga usiku kucha.
Ilikua ni mwendo wa pumzika, oga, nimerudi kiunoni tena.
Demu analia tu huko.
Hadi kufika asubuh miguu iko hovyo vibaya mnoo.
Siwezi hata kusimama.
Muda huo yeye kalala tu.
Baadae alivyoamka nikaendeleza show, i remember siku ile alikua na group presentation akawaambia rafiki zake anaumwa hawezi kwenda.
Alishinda pale for the whole day.
Nkamkopa mwanangu mmoja hivi pesa ikatuvusha siku hio.
Asante zikawa nyingiiii, me nkawa nacheka tu.
Mwanzoni nlijua huyu akisepa harudi tena, kesho yake jioni nkapokea simu, "Eiffel I Miss You"
Nkamwambia come and get it if you want it.
Kwan alikawia, hahaha.
Baharia nlijiona mshindi sana.
Tuliendeleaga hivyo kwa miezi sita ila sikutaka kuweka majeshi cause baadae nlikujaga kushika simu yake nkakutana na mambo ya ajabu sana.
Although baadae she came to fall in love with the Nigga.
Kilichokuaga kinaendelea kwenye Sms, Whatsapp, na DMs nkajisemea mm hapa sikai.
Wakuu hawa mademu wazuri WANATONGOZWA SANAAAAAAAA.
Tena na watu wenye mawe yao.
Honestly this made me soo uncomfortable.
Yan wewe kama umejiweka kwake weka hilo akilin, take things easy, piga sepa.
La sivyo Kisukari na Pressure vinakuhusu.

Alikuaga anatongozwa sana na watu famous kwenye industry ya muziki na filamu.
She even slept with a couple of them.
Sikuwah kumuuliza chochote cause nlijua huyu sio wakuweka makazi.
Nlichompendea hakuwahi kuniomba hata 100 yangu.
Ilikua tu akijiskia nyege huko ananpigia simu napiga anasepa.
We went for a couple of dates, and i never had to pay a Dime.
Sema sikua comfortable mwanamke kutake care of the bills, soo nlikua namake sure tunasplit the costs.
Kama sina ndio ntoleee hio.
Tulikujaga kuachana baadae kwa sababu zilizokua nje ya uwezo wetu/wangu.
Hua anantafuta mpaka kesho lakin sijawah kureply wala kuanswer her calls back.

She's one of the good woman i've ever met, inshort ndio demu mzuri katika wanawake wangu wote nliowahi kua nao, kwa kipindi hicho, sema alikua hatari kwa usalama wa afya yangu.
Sikuwahi kutumia Condom.

Nlipima baadae na majibu yakaja Safi.
Nkamshukuru Mungu.
Maaana kwa zile Conversations nlizokua nakutana nazo kwenye simu yake.
Watu maarufu wanapita sana pale.
Mnajua Slay Queens tena.
Nlichompendea ilikua akifika kwangu anakua real, the real her.
Mapozi yote yanaisha, sema ndio hivyo alikua soo immature.
Utoto mwingi.

NB:
Huyu Manzi kiukweli siwezi kusema nlikula kimasihara, yeye alinkula kimasihara.
Maana kwa ule uzuri na standards alizokua nazo, kwa financial status nliyokua nayo kipindi kile, sio rahisi kumiliki demu kama yule. Ukiwa huna Chapaa.

Nayakumbuka maneno yako mpaka kesho D*

"EIFFEL i know you are broke, let me take care of everything, things will fall inplace oneday"

Thanks for the good memories.
Cause ulinkubali for whom i was.
I rarely get this these days.

TUPIGE KAZI WAKUU.
TUTAFUTE HELA.





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[Mr. Marangu]

akisoma huu Uzi atajua

Baada ya kupitia uzi huu nami nimeona nilete kisa changu cha kupata penzi kimasihara kutoka kwa shemeji yangu.

Ilikuwa 2012,,,tulienda Kahama kwa ajili ya usimamizi wa project flani za miradi ya Maji. Tulikuwa mimi na workmate mwenzangu ambae kwa bahati nzuri yeye alifanikiwa kupata binti mmoja mwenye asili ya kinyarwanda na kufanikiwa kumzalisha mtoto mmoja.

Tulikaa Kahama karibu mwaka mzima tukisimamia mradi,,,,sasa jamaa yangu ambae ni workmate mwenzangu alikuja kupata msala wa kutembea na mke wa kigogo flani wa polisi hapo kahama na kusababisha kukimbia bila kuaga matokeo yake akaishia kumtekeleza yule mtoto na mama yake.Baada ya muda tukamaliza zile project na mimi kurudi zangu dar kuendelea na shughuli zingine za kujenga taifa.

Mwaka 2014 nikapata safari ya kikazi kwenda tena kahama,,,,hapa nikiri tu ndo kipindi nilichomla shemeji yangu kimasihara,,,,Nimefika kahama mida ya saa nne usiku nikachukua chumba hotel iliyo jirani na stand ya mabasi kahama mji,,,Kesho asubuhi nimeamka zangu naendelea na shughuli zangu kwenye laptop,,ghafla nasikia simu inaita kupokea nasikia sauti ya upande wa pili inasema,,, Shem habari za siku nyingi, nasikia umekuja kahama,,,,namuliza wewe nani,,,ananijibu mimi ni Elizabeth,,, niliezaa na flani yule mliokuja nae kipindi kile kwenye mradi ya Maji,,,nikasema yes nakukumbuka,,,,Namuliza umejuaje nipo kahama,,,ananijibu nimeambiwa na rafiki yako,,,nikamwambia ni kweli nipo kahama ila nipo kikazi kwa muda kama mwezi mmoja hivi,,,so usijali nitakuja kukusalimu tu.Tukaagana kwenye simu,,mim nikiendelea na yangu kuandaa program zangu za kazi mambo yaende fresh.

Kufika jioni hivi naona text kwenye simu,,, mambo vp Shem,,,umefikia hotel gani,,,,moyoni nikjisema acha tu nimjibu nione itakuwaje,,wakati huo mi nipo nimekaa kaunta ya hotel nakula zangu bia mdogo mdogo tu,,,,within 15 minutes tu,,,simu inaita naambiwa nimeshafika hapa upo wapi,,,,namwambia karibu hadi ndani njoo kaunta huku,,,,dah shemeji yangu huyu alipendeza vibaya mno,kazidi kuwa mzuri mno.

Nikimkaribisha pale vinywaji,,yeye akaagiza castle light,,,,huku story zikiendelea nyingi zikiwa za kumlalamikia jamaa kampotezea tu yeye anamlea mtoto pekee yake,,,nikawa namtia tu moyo ipo siku mambo yataka sawa jamaa atarudi kuchukua mwanae,,,huku mimi nazidi tu kumsifia kwamba amezidi kuwa mzuri,,nikampiga na picha ya kizushi kumwambia namtumia jamaa aone jinsi ulivyopendeza na kuwa mzuri.

To cut the story shorty,,, Tulikunywa mpk mida ya saa tano usiku hivi huku akiomba aondoke usiku ushaingia,,,nikamtania tu,,vp kama hutojali acha nikusindikize nipaone kwako,,huku namtania au unaogopa utaonwa na mwanaume wako,,,akajibu wala hata hayupo tushagombana na kuachana,,,nikamwambia twende room nikavae viatu(hapa nilikuwa nimevaa tu ndala za hotel) ili nikupeleke kwako,,akakubali twende wote room,,,kufika tu kaingia zake toilet kukojoa,,,kutoka tu toilet nikamtania,''dah unakiuno kizuri Shem,,wakubwa wanafaidi sana'' alichonijibu sasa,,,""hata wewe ni mkubwa tu,,,nikajisemea moyoni huyu,,haondoki hapa bila kuliwa,,,,.Nikamzingua ngoja nioge then nikusindikize,,,akasema sawa lakini fanya haraka ili niwahi,,nikamjibu poa,,,,nikavua nguo zangu pale nikabaki na boxer then nikajifunga taulo huku nawaza jinsi gani navyoweza kumla huyu kiumbe tena bila mtongozo,,.

Nimetoka kuoga namkuta mtoto kajilaza kitandani huku kafunga vimacho vyake vizuri,,,nikamsogelea karibu kabisa,,,kumshika mkono tu,,,hill joto nikasema huyu simuachi,,,,,sogeza mdomo karibu na sikio ili nimnong'oneze kitu,,wazo linajia pitisha ulimi sikioni,,,,napitisha tu ulimi mtoto akaanza kuweweseka,,huku mimi nachezea mtt ambayo yapo ndani ya blauzi yake,,,chezea sana mwishoni nikavua tight na chupi then piga deki sana,,,dah mtoto anarusha maji yule,,,,piga sana katerero,,,godoro lote chapa chapa,,,,kaja kuondoka kumeshakucha,,,,anasema ooohhh Shem sasa azma yangu imetimia,,,namuuliza kulikoni,,eti oohhh rafiki yako alishwahi tembea na rafiki yangu,,,so na mimi nimelipiza,,,nikamuuliza sasa ulivyotaka nikupeleke kwako,ingekuwaje akadai hata kule tu ningekufanyia vitimbi hadi ulale na unipige mashine.

Mwisho ikabidi ule mwezi niwe najilia tu Shem wangu maana hakuna kitu napenda km mwanamke anayerusha maji,,,siku zingine nalala kwake najilia tu vyangu,,,,jamaa yangu mpk Leo hajui chochote kama nishamla mama mtoto wake

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[EIFFEL]

Nimeishia hapo kusoma, siku ya kwanza tu kuja kwako halafu ameshafika bila hata kupotea.... ulikuwa umepanga ushuani sana mzee.

Mkuu soma kuelewa sio kuja tu kumpinga mtu.

Hujaona sehemu nlipoandika anachukua uber anaomba nimpe directions?
Umeshawah kupanda Uber kweli mkuu?
Na unafikri kwenye chatting zetu za weekend sikumuambia nimepanga wap na yeye anaishi wap?
Unafikiri aliwezaje kukadiria muda wa Nusu saa kufika kwangu bila kujua nakaa wapi?
Jifunze kujiongeza Mkuu.
Anyways, it's of you to take it or leave it.
Your Choice.

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[Mr. Marangu]

hongera mkuu, japo Hugo jamaa wa Lindi akija unakua tumbo joto

Tarehe 24/5/2013 natoka zangu Nachingwea kuja Dar na basi la Najma baada ya kumaliza shughuli iliyonipeleka ambayo ni ''submission of tender documents za miradi ya maji na barabara'',,tumetoka zetu Nachingwea na basi la Najma likiwa limejaza siti zote isipokuwa siti moja tu pembeni yangu tena ya dirishani,,,.

Tumetembea hadi kufika Lindi mjini,,wakati tunatoka kuchimba dawa pale stand,,namuona binti mmoja yupo na jamaa wanakumbatia na kupigana zile kises za mashavuni kuagana,,,baadae binti anaingia kwenye basi la letu na kuja moja kwa moja hadi kwenye siti ya pembeni yangu dirishani,,tunapeana salam then binti anaweka earphones masikioni akisikiliza nyimbo,,.

Tumeendelea na safari mpk kufika Nangurukulu ili tupate chakula na kuchimba dawa,,,jirani yangu yeye akagoma kushika akidai ataenda kula dar,,.nikamtania msafiri kafiri,,,kula japo kidogo tu,,,Nikashuka chini nikanunua chipsi kuku na chipsi samaki moja pamoja na soda za kopo mbili nikamletea then tukaendelea na safari.Kufika hapo ndo tukaanza story za hapa na pale na kutaka kumjua japo kidogo kama nae anaishi au ni mkazi wa Lindi,,, baadae ndo ananiambia alikuja kwa mpz wake ambae ndo yule aliyemsindikiza stand, na kuniambia anafanya kazi nmb bank, tawi lindi mjini.

Tumeendelea kupiga story sana mpk tukazoeana sana kiasi kwamba tunacheka mpk ananiegemea,,,wakati huo moyoni nawaza namna gani nitapata namba yake ya simu,,,Basi bana tumefika dar muda ya saa kumi na mbili hivi kasoro,,,namuliza unashukia wapi,,ananijibu mi nakaa mbezi beach,,,so naenda hadi ubungo then ndo nichukue usafiri wa daladala hadi kwao,,,namwambia kama hutojali tukifika ubungo twende hadi kimara korogwe nilipopanga then nikuchukue kwenye gari yangu nikupeleke maana kipindi hicho usafiri wa kawe,tegeta ni shida kupanda jioni.

Mtoto kakubali,,,tumefika ubungo tukachukua tax hadi kimara korogwe ambapo ndo nilipopanga ka apartment ka kizushi hivi,,,,tumefika kwangu fresh,,nikamwambia karibu ndani,,,upate japo chochote ilhali tunasubiria foleni ipungue kipande cha mwenge,- kawe,,,,mtoto kanielewa anasema oohh siburi nimwambie bebi wangu kama nimefika salama,,,,,kamaliza kuongea akaanza oohhh hapa unaishi na nani,,,namjibu nipo peke yangu,,,mchumba wangu bado yupo shule anasoma chuo,,akaanza ooohh haiwezekani lazima kuna mtu mwingine tu,,,pamepangika vizuri hivi,,,,haiwezekani,,,,,,nikamwambia kama kuna mtu hapa nisingeweza kukuleta,,,akaanza ooohhh wanaume nyie mara nyingi tu waongo,,,,nikamwambia imekuaje tena,,,,etiii ooohhh hata kule Lindi nimekuta jamaa yangu nae ana mambo mengi,,,mara najua tu atakuwa ana mwanamke huko,,,,nikamwambia acha kufikiria vitu vibaya wewe sio fresh,,, enjoy your love na jamaa,,,akaguna mhhh,,,,

Mara oohh mwanamke wako ana bahati sana unaonekana mstaarabu na mkarimu sana,,,,moyoni nikasema ungejua ungeomba tuondoke tu,,,,..

Nikamuagizia ndizi na mbuzi choma kutoka bar ya karibu miti mirefu,,,kwenye friji kulikuwa na saint Ann,nikamtolea ili wine kidogo achangamke huku tukipiga story mbili tatu,,huku mimi nikimlia timing ya kumla,,,

Baada ya muda anadai eti naomba nitumie bafu lako kuogea then nijiandae tusepe,,,nikamjibu wewe tu uchague bafu la public au chumbani kwangu,,,,alivyokuwa mjanja akachagua la public maana alijua tu akitoka kuoga lazima apite sitting room ambayo mimi nipo,,so lazima nione nyamanyama zilizofunga mwilini mwake,,,, katoka kuoga tu nikamtania naomba tu nije nikupake mafuta,,,,etiii akaa ukinipandisha genye,,,nikamwambia wewe tulia mi nakupaka tu mafuta,,,,etii aku mi sitaki huku anapotelea chumbani,,,,mi nikawa kama najishauri hivi niende au nisende,,,,mara nasikia sauti sasa mbona haujiiii,,,,moyoni nikasema usinichezee wewe,,,,,Nimetinga ndani chukua lotion anza kumpka mtoto mgogoni ilhali huku mbele kajifunika,,,,,nikashuka hadi makalioni,,,palaini kwelikweli,,,,kuja kushuka hadi miguuni ndo nikajua binti genye zake zipo miguuni maana nilivyoanza kupaka mafuta huku nafanya uchokozi flani naona mtoto anaugulia huku anakuwa kama kasinzia hivi,,,nikasema hapa hapa simuachi,,,,toa taulo lote tupa kule,,,,kitumbua hichi hapa halafu kisafiiii,,,,,nikasema lazima deki nilipige tena kwa ustadi haswa,,,,piga deki sana huku mtoto anatekenya masikio yangu kwa vidole vyake,,,,,kuja kustuka kidevu chote kimelowa na utelezi,,,,,nilimla yule mtoto na vile tena msafiiii,,,,,,jamaaa yake piga sana simu,,,,,mimi nakula tu mzigo,,,mtoto yupo siwezi pokea hizi simu,,,,,,akakiloea sana hasa nikipiga deki,,,utasikia bebi penzi lako tamu sana lazima nilipiganie,,,siwezi kuliacha unanipa vitu sijawahi kupewa huko,,,,,,mwishoni nikampeleka kwao kesho yake mchana,,,,,
Penzi letu liliendelea mpk kuja kuwa my wife na kunipatia mabinti wawili wazuri mapacha

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[TALLMAN12]

Asubuhi na mapema kama kawaida yangu sasa 10 asubuhi natoka zangu naelekea beach kwa kukimbia huwa natumia nusu saa nikichelewa sana dakika 40 kutoka kwangu mpaka beach ilikuwa ni siku ya kazi juma5 nilivyofika beach siku kuta watu wengi wali kuwa wachache sana hata 10 hawafiki kama kawaida nikifika tu beach mazoezi hapa na pale viungo nini baada ya kumaliza kabla ya kuludi huwa na tabia ya kukimbia mchanga kwa mchanga kama round 3_4 ndio naelekea home wakati napiga round ya kwanza kule ninapo geuzia nikakutana na mdada mmoja akiwa peke yake amejitenga akifanya mazoezi yake huku akiwa na headphones zake alivaa zile skintait cjui nimepatia na kitop flan juu tumbo kitovu kipo wazi huko chini sasa na ile skintait yake ndio balaa kabisa kama mwanaume aliye timia lazima ningemfata na kuongea naye japo kidogo tu roho yangu ilizike kweli nakamfata alipoona namkalibia akatoa headphones zake nikampa salamu na kumuomba tujumuike sote kwenye mazoezi akakubali alikuwa ni mgeni pale beach nilijua hilo kozi ndio siku ya kwanza kumuona pale na Mimi huwa naenda kila siku baada ya maswali mawili matatu ndio nikajua anaitwa happy sio jina lake halisi na anakaa kalibu kabisa na pale beach ameamia juzi juzi tu baada ya kupata kazi na kupangiwa nyumba na ndio alikuwa anaanza mazoezi pale kwa siku ya kwanza ...
Tulifanya mazoezi huku nikiwa nafanya yeye anaiga nikajifanya mwalimu ikafika kipindi nikawa nashika na kumuelekeza JINSI ya kufanya au kumpa msaada kweli zoezi baada ya mda nikasema hapa naweza chelewa job ngoja niage nisepe nikaomba namba nikapewa nikamwambia Mimi nasepa akasema hata yeye basi tukaondoka wote uku tunakimbia njia ya kwakwe ndio ile ile niliyopitia kama nyumba ya 5 tu kutoka pale beach tukafika na kusimama akaniambia kalibu ndani unajua zile nyumba za kalibu na beach zinavyokuwa niliogopa kidogo na kuuliza hakuna mbwa au Mme wako akasema naishi mwenye basi kidogo nikapata nguvu tukaingia akanikalibisha mpaka ndani sebleni na yeye kuingia ndani baada ya dakika 3 akaniletea kahawa sijui chai sijui alikasusi nilishindwa kuielewa chungu si chungu tamu si tamu yeye akasema anakuja aneenda kuoga baada ya dakika 5 akaludi uku amevaa taulo liloanzia kidogo juu ya mapaja na kwenda juu uvumilivu ulinishinda ngoma ikasimama na zile nguo za mazoezi ndio kabisa likawa linaonekana nadhani aliona hali hilivyo akaja uku anacheka cheka na kufata kikombe chake alivyofika na kuchukua kikombe nikajifanya nanyanyuka ili niage nisepe nikajikuta nimesima nyuma yake na kugusa tako na ngoma yangu iliyo simama tukaganda kama sekunde 30 na akanigeukia na kuniletea mdomo kweli bwana njia yangu ilifanikiwa nilipiga pale pale kwenye kochi Yule demu hakuwa mzuri sana kwa mapenzi ila lile umbo lake ndio balaa kumbe ndani hakuna kitu k mbaya sana joto hakuna kabisa alafu ni zile k unaweza pitisha hata mkono na ukazama nilisha yavulia maji nguo ikabidi nayaonge tu demu alipiga sana kelele maji kibao nikashindwa hata kumuelewa inamana anaisikia au mbona Mimi naona kama napiga deki bahari kama dakika 20 ndio nikaja shusha wazee demu hongera hongera sana pale mm huyu nikasepa zangu tuliendelea na ile tabia kama wiki1 tujakuwa mapenzi kabisa nikawa naenda kwake au anakuja kwangu akaniambia ana MTU wake aliye MPA kazi nzuri gari nzuri na nyumba nzuri jamaa ana mke demu ndio mchepuko tulidumu kama 5yrs kozi nilipata kitonga sana ganda LA ndizi jamaa yake alikuwa yupo vzr tulijenga na kununu vitu mbali mbali na tukazaa jamaa akijua mtoto ni wake na jamaa akaja kufa kwa ajali lkn. Maisha yetu yaliendelea na bado yanaendelea mpaka sasa
Kazi bado anayo na magari anayo na nyumba anayo

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Duuu hakuna nukta, mkato wala nn. Lakini umeeleweka mkuu