Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

[Jade_]

Uraibu wa ngono
Uraibu wa pornography

 

[Don Vito]

Mwanangu una elements za Kiduku Lilo

Aah bora umesema wewe man.

Nigga is flexing mpaka dah

Mara nimepanga nyumba nzima Kigamboni
Mara crown ya main chick
Mara gold earings
[emoji3][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[patricl]

Mh

 

[Chapakila]

Weekend imeisha salama shem wangu wa jiran karud tena sijui ndo likizo au ndo kaja juz Leo mida ya kumi na moja nimekula changu kimoja cha afya maisha yanasonga…

Hawa viumbe sio wa kuamini na anakaa na msela ake ajui hata chochote kinachoendlea [emoji28]

 

[John dillinger]

Weekend imeisha salama shem wangu wa jiran karud tena sijui ndo likizo au ndo kaja juz Leo mida ya kumi na moja nimekula changu kimoja cha afya maisha yanasonga…

Hawa viumbe sio wa kuamini na anakaa na msela ake ajui hata chochote kinachoendlea [emoji28]

Akigundua jiandae kupigwa vya afya vingi[emoji23]

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[Jesuitdon]

Nawashangaa wanaoshangaa Tanzania kuwa na Maprofesa wa ovyo. Huyu hapa ni Lecturer na mwandiko wa la 4B.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Jesuitdon]

sitaji chuo, isije kuwa ni nduguyo

Acha ushamba sasa ndugu kivyipi chuo kina maelfu

 

[Jesuitdon]

Hopefully enough kwamba Mnaendelea vyema ndugu zangu, Baada ya Kumla Shemeji kimasihara si akaniganda Jumatano amerudi Kazini kakanyagia ghetto kigamboni alishawah kuja na mshkaj wangu sasa kwa bahati mbaya ghetto Main Chick analala anapika anapakua na anafunguo za kila sehemu (nimepanga nyumba nzima) hata nikiwa busy kwenye harakate zangu yeye anaamkia ghetto kwenda Kazini kwake

Shemeji akafika home akagonga hakuna aliemuitikia akaamua kuingia ndani akanikuta nimelala kwenye sofa ukumbini TV ipo on bas akaja hadi nilipo Akaanza kuniletea miyeyusho haikupta hata muda Main Chick akaingia kwani nilimtaarifu kua nimerudi akamkuta yule demu anaingiza mkono kwa dushe basi hakuuliza akamrushia mzigo Aliokua ameushika ulikua na mboga matunda
hapo mi ndo nikamka nakuta varangati si unajua wanawake kwa makelele

Nikaanza kuwaamulia sasa nikamchukua Main Chick nikaenda kumfungia room nikarudi nikamchukua Shemeji nikampeleka ndani ya gar(Crown ya Main Chick) njiani mikanyo kweli kweli nikawa sitaki hata kumfumbia macho nikamwambia we ulijirahisisha mi nikafanya yangu lakini sina hisia wala chochote juu yako ishi maisha yako usiniingilie basi kikawa kinalia nakulalamka mi busy na drive speed kweli kweli thanks to God sikupata ajali had nimemfikisha kwake

Nikarud kubembeleza penzi kwa main chick maana ni kisiran kweli kweli si unajua wanawake wakiwa na vichenji kufungua mlango namkuta analia kweli kweli hapo zishapta kama dakika 30 kukaa chini nimvute nimbembeleze kosa akanipa Kofi matata sana na kilio juu kalalama wee nikamuacha amalize alivyomaliza nikamuongopea kama kwa dakika 10 hivi unajua sisi tuliokulia pwani kwa kubembeleza mafundi [emoji23] akatulia

Usiku namuaga nikaangalie UEFA SUPER CUP maana European Champions (CHELSEA My Favorite) walikua wanafanya yao akakubali kwa masharti eti twende wote basi na mi nikaghairi nikamchukua tukaenda kwa mama yangu(silaha yangu ya mwisho) nikamueleza juu ya kilichoendlea bas mama akamueka sawa angalau Alimuelew baada ya hapo Mom akapika tukachukua chakula then Nikadrive hadi Coco tukapaki gar pembeni tukakaa juu ya boneti tukala Dinner pale ila bado alikua analalamika

Nikaanza ratiba ya kumpeleka Kazini na kumfata kuanzia Alhamisi hadi Ijumaa Lunch naenda kula nae (Ndo anachopenda) Jana mchana nikaenda Kulipia Gold earrings(about 10 grams over 1 million) Posta pale Golden Plaza maana Main Chick hata masikio hajatoboa ila anataman sana muda ndo anakosaga mi nikatake advantage hapa

Alivyotoka Kazini Nikaenda nae akatobolewa na kuvishwa hereni Angalau sasa hata kucheka anacheka na hata kupika amepika leo Maana alisusa kila kitu hope Nikiendlea na speed ya kumpeleka na kumfata kazini with full of gifts and suprises kila kitu kitakaa sawa


Ndio maana huwa siwagi na mchepuko wa kudumu

Anakazi gan main chik mbn ww kama uko masikini kuliko yeye ungekuwa na ela usingehangaika sana angekusamehe ww wiki Tena ni mpaka umfanyie PRIVILEGE

 

[Jesuitdon]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Jamaaa hawaa

 

[Chaos Master]

titan51 ofcoz mi ni mganga njaa tu wala hujaksea mkuu(unemployed but I handle mahtaji yangu ya lazima na yasiyo ya lazima like kusomesha watoto wa Dada zangu) ndo maana nabembeleza kwa some cash Madame but ukimkosea mtu uliye nae kwenye mahusiano kama ni maskini huruhusiwi kuomba radhi mpaka awe amekuzidi kipato hiki ndo unachotaka kusema?

 

[tweenty4seven]

Hopefully enough kwamba Mnaendelea vyema ndugu zangu, Baada ya Kumla Shemeji kimasihara si akaniganda Jumatano amerudi Kazini kakanyagia ghetto kigamboni alishawah kuja na mshkaj wangu sasa kwa bahati mbaya ghetto Main Chick analala anapika anapakua na anafunguo za kila sehemu (nimepanga nyumba nzima) hata nikiwa busy kwenye harakate zangu yeye anaamkia ghetto kwenda Kazini kwake

Shemeji akafika home akagonga hakuna aliemuitikia akaamua kuingia ndani akanikuta nimelala kwenye sofa ukumbini TV ipo on bas akaja hadi nilipo Akaanza kuniletea miyeyusho haikupta hata muda Main Chick akaingia kwani nilimtaarifu kua nimerudi akamkuta yule demu anaingiza mkono kwa dushe basi hakuuliza akamrushia mzigo Aliokua ameushika ulikua na mboga matunda
hapo mi ndo nikamka nakuta varangati si unajua wanawake kwa makelele

Nikaanza kuwaamulia sasa nikamchukua Main Chick nikaenda kumfungia room nikarudi nikamchukua Shemeji nikampeleka ndani ya gar(Crown ya Main Chick) njiani mikanyo kweli kweli nikawa sitaki hata kumfumbia macho nikamwambia we ulijirahisisha mi nikafanya yangu lakini sina hisia wala chochote juu yako ishi maisha yako usiniingilie basi kikawa kinalia nakulalamka mi busy na drive speed kweli kweli thanks to God sikupata ajali had nimemfikisha kwake

Nikarud kubembeleza penzi kwa main chick maana ni kisiran kweli kweli si unajua wanawake wakiwa na vichenji kufungua mlango namkuta analia kweli kweli hapo zishapta kama dakika 30 kukaa chini nimvute nimbembeleze kosa akanipa Kofi matata sana na kilio juu kalalama wee nikamuacha amalize alivyomaliza nikamuongopea kama kwa dakika 10 hivi unajua sisi tuliokulia pwani kwa kubembeleza mafundi [emoji23] akatulia

Usiku namuaga nikaangalie UEFA SUPER CUP maana European Champions (CHELSEA My Favorite) walikua wanafanya yao akakubali kwa masharti eti twende wote basi na mi nikaghairi nikamchukua tukaenda kwa mama yangu(silaha yangu ya mwisho) nikamueleza juu ya kilichoendlea bas mama akamueka sawa angalau Alimuelew baada ya hapo Mom akapika tukachukua chakula then Nikadrive hadi Coco tukapaki gar pembeni tukakaa juu ya boneti tukala Dinner pale ila bado alikua analalamika

Nikaanza ratiba ya kumpeleka Kazini na kumfata kuanzia Alhamisi hadi Ijumaa Lunch naenda kula nae (Ndo anachopenda) Jana mchana nikaenda Kulipia Gold earrings(about 10 grams over 1 million) Posta pale Golden Plaza maana Main Chick hata masikio hajatoboa ila anataman sana muda ndo anakosaga mi nikatake advantage hapa

Alivyotoka Kazini Nikaenda nae akatobolewa na kuvishwa hereni Angalau sasa hata kucheka anacheka na hata kupika amepika leo Maana alisusa kila kitu hope Nikiendlea na speed ya kumpeleka na kumfata kazini with full of gifts and suprises kila kitu kitakaa sawa


Ndio maana huwa siwagi na mchepuko wa kudumu

Chai ya juma kassim kiroboto

 

[Chaos Master]

Aah bora umesema wewe man.

Nigga is flexing mpaka dah

Mara nimepanga nyumba nzima Kigamboni
Mara crown ya main chick
Mara gold earings
[emoji3][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Sorry brother nlikua najarbu kueleza kila kitu na taarifa zake kamili na wala sio kuflex kama Ulivysema that's why nimeifuta

 

[Jesuitdon]

titan51 ofcoz mi ni mganga njaa tu wala hujaksea mkuu(unemployed but I handle mahtaji yangu ya lazima na yasiyo ya lazima like kusomesha watoto wa Dada zangu) ndo maana nabembeleza kwa some cash Madame but ukimkosea mtu uliye nae kwenye mahusiano kama ni maskini huruhusiwi kuomba radhi mpaka awe amekuzidi kipato hiki ndo unachotaka kusema?

Hapana

 

[Jesuitdon]

titan51 ofcoz mi ni mganga njaa tu wala hujaksea mkuu(unemployed but I handle mahtaji yangu ya lazima na yasiyo ya lazima like kusomesha watoto wa Dada zangu) ndo maana nabembeleza kwa some cash Madame but ukimkosea mtu uliye nae kwenye mahusiano kama ni maskini huruhusiwi kuomba radhi mpaka awe amekuzidi kipato hiki ndo unachotaka kusema?

Ww mganga njaaa ukanunua Pete ya 1 m

Mm nilitaka utiririke tuuu

 

[Cheche Mtungi]

Wanaoliwa kimaskhara wapo?

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[Shakir]

Mkuu gari gani inatoka Dom- Tanga saa Saba Mchana!?
Tupeane maujuzi

Gari yake sikumbuki aliniambia Bus gani aisee, na hata alivotoka sikumsindikiza stand sababu interval time ya gari yake na yangu ni masaa mawili na zaidi.

Inawezekana ipo hiyo Gari au alipanga kuunga kutokea chalinze au Moro, hapo sina uhakika

 

[Corosive]

Habarini za majukumu wakuu,ngj na mie nichangamshe genge kidogo;kuna kademu flan nlikua nakatamani sana hapa mtaani nnakofanyia kazi sema nacho kilikua kama kikauzu flan sasa mie nikawa nahofia nisije kaimbisha kakamwambia broo ake maana broo ake namuheshimu sana na kuna kazi ananipaga hivyo sikupenda mbususu inivurugie,sasa kipind flan kakaanza biashara ya kuuza t-shirt za kiume plus boxer za kiume na za kike, siku akaja kazini akanielezea anachouza nikamuambia mm siwez kununua boxer maana huwa inanibana kama unataka labda twende nyumbani nikajaribishe ikinikaa vizuri ntanunua moja na wewe pia ntakununulia lkn sharti uijaribu nione ilivyokukaa,akasema kama unaninunulia ninunulie lkn sitaki kujaribisha kwako,mm nikapotezea maana nlijua hawezi kubali,sasa jana nimetoka nikawa sina raman nikasema acha niende nikazuge zuge kazini mchana akaja na bag lake mgongoni akaniambia ana tishet nzuri mm nikakazia pale pale nahitaj nikununulie boxer na mm ninunue lkn nataka nijaribu uniambie kama itanipendeza na wewe uijaribu nikuone utakavyokua,yaan hapo naongea najua atakataa aondoke maana sikua na nia ya kumuungisha kwa jana,mara akaniuliza kwan kwako wap nikamuelekeza akapaelewa ghafla akasema ngj niende hivi alaf ntaangalia kama ntakuja me nkajua kashakubal sema hatak kunionyesha kama ameridhia kirahisi,me nikaenda gheto chap nikaweka mazingira sawa(kama mnavojuaga gheto linavokuaga)alaf nikatoka nikapanda na ile njia aloniambia atakuja nayo mara mtu huyu hapa,nkamuambia twende haoooooo mpaka maskani nmefika akaniambia chagua haraka nataka niondoke nilivyo muuni nikachagua ile nzuri ya kike nikamuambia hii jaribu mara ooh geukia kule sijui funga macho mm hapo kichwa kidogo ndo kinafanya kazi nikachukua bag lake nikaweka pembeni nikanyannyua gauni lake ili nilitoe akasema acha nitoe tait bila kuvua nikamuuliza me ntaonaje kama imekupendeza?nikaona anataka kugoma bac mie nikasema nimuache akatoa tight yake hapo bdo kavaa mgauni na mie mashine imesimama hatari Akavaa ile tight Thn akanyanyua gauni kunionyesha nikampiga kakofi la tackle nkamuambia umependeza bac akasema na wewe jaribu haraka niende mm nikasema bila kutumia akili hapa sipat kitu,ikabidi nijitoe ufaham nikavua shat alaf nikamuambia nmechoka nisaidie kushusha pens akasema we toa pens mm ntakuvua boxer nikaitoa fasta akaja akashika boxer kuishusha akakutana na mashine imesimama hatar akajifanya kushtuka akauliza mbn hivi nikamuambia ndio hali nlionayo naimani unajua inataka nn tafadhali usiniache hivihivi oooh sikuja kwa mambo hayo sijui nn mm muda huo namshikashika kichwan alaf mkono wake mmoja nmemshikisha dudu mara akaanza kama kulichua hivi nikajua somo limeeleweka nikamtoa tait na chup kuchek mzigo umelowa sikuangaika sijui denda wala nn nikamfunua gauni nikaanza ingiza mashine piga tackle zangu kadhaa wazungu haoo nikaingia bafu nayeye nikamuambia ajimwagie maji alaf tukaendelea kusuguana.

 

[mij]

Nawashangaa wanaoshangaa Tanzania kuwa na Maprofesa wa ovyo. Huyu hapa ni Lecturer na mwandiko wa la 4B.

Hahahaha, halafu akajiita yeye ni LECTURE

 

[Profesa wa Maliasili]

Habarini za majukumu wakuu,ngj na mie nichangamshe genge kidogo;kuna kademu flan nlikua nakatamani sana hapa mtaani nnakofanyia kazi sema nacho kilikua kama kikauzu flan sasa mie nikawa nahofia nisije kaimbisha kakamwambia broo ake maana broo ake namuheshimu sana na kuna kazi ananipaga hivyo sikupenda mbususu inivurugie,sasa kipind flan kakaanza biashara ya kuuza t-shirt za kiume plus boxer za kiume na za kike, siku akaja kazini akanielezea anachouza nikamuambia mm siwez kununua boxer maana huwa inanibana kama unataka labda twende nyumbani nikajaribishe ikinikaa vizuri ntanunua moja na wewe pia ntakununulia lkn sharti uijaribu nione ilivyokukaa,akasema kama unaninunulia ninunulie lkn sitaki kujaribisha kwako,mm nikapotezea maana nlijua hawezi kubali,sasa jana nimetoka nikawa sina raman nikasema acha niende nikazuge zuge kazini mchana akaja na bag lake mgongoni akaniambia ana tishet nzuri mm nikakazia pale pale nahitaj nikununulie boxer na mm ninunue lkn nataka nijaribu uniambie kama itanipendeza na wewe uijaribu nikuone utakavyokua,yaan hapo naongea najua atakataa aondoke maana sikua na nia ya kumuungisha kwa jana,mara akaniuliza kwan kwako wap nikamuelekeza akapaelewa ghafla akasema ngj niende hivi alaf ntaangalia kama ntakuja me nkajua kashakubal sema hatak kunionyesha kama ameridhia kirahisi,me nikaenda gheto chap nikaweka mazingira sawa(kama mnavojuaga gheto linavokuaga)alaf nikatoka nikapanda na ile njia aloniambia atakuja nayo mara mtu huyu hapa,nkamuambia twende haoooooo mpaka maskani nmefika akaniambia chagua haraka nataka niondoke nilivyo muuni nikachagua ile nzuri ya kike nikamuambia hii jaribu mara ooh geukia kule sijui funga macho mm hapo kichwa kidogo ndo kinafanya kazi nikachukua bag lake nikaweka pembeni nikanyannyua gauni lake ili nilitoe akasema acha nitoe tait bila kuvua nikamuuliza me ntaonaje kama imekupendeza?nikaona anataka kugoma bac mie nikasema nimuache akatoa tight yake hapo bdo kavaa mgauni na mie mashine imesimama hatari Akavaa ile tight Thn akanyanyua gauni kunionyesha nikampiga kakofi la tackle nkamuambia umependeza bac akasema na wewe jaribu haraka niende mm nikasema bila kutumia akili hapa sipat kitu,ikabidi nijitoe ufaham nikavua shat alaf nikamuambia nmechoka nisaidie kushusha pens akasema we toa pens mm ntakuvua boxer nikaitoa fasta akaja akashika boxer kuishusha akakutana na mashine imesimama hatar akajifanya kushtuka akauliza mbn hivi nikamuambia ndio hali nlionayo naimani unajua inataka nn tafadhali usiniache hivihivi oooh sikuja kwa mambo hayo sijui nn mm muda huo namshikashika kichwan alaf mkono wake mmoja nmemshikisha dudu mara akaanza kama kulichua hivi nikajua somo limeeleweka nikamtoa tait na chup kuchek mzigo umelowa sikuangaika sijui denda wala nn nikamfunua gauni nikaanza ingiza mashine piga tackle zangu kadhaa wazungu haoo nikaingia bafu nayeye nikamuambia ajimwagie maji alaf tukaendelea kusuguana.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Hizi techniques tungekuwa tunazitumia kujenga nchi Tanzania ingekuwa ya kwanza kiuchumi Duniani

 

[Kaka Kapo]

Maana ya "bahati mbaya" ni kwamba unafanya kitu ambacho you never planned before,its an accidental action.

Everything we do is either planned or premeditated au at some point it crossed your mind and you pursued it less seriously.....