Ujue wanafunzi bwana wanamambo ya ajabu sana,
December tarehe za mwanzoni mwanzoni nipo na business zangu naingia instagram nakuta follow request nacheki vizuri naona kitoto cha kike, kina picha chache tu(kama sita) kwenye picha cha kawaida sana, nikajisemea moyoni, I AM NOT A CELEBRITY wala sio PUBLIC FIGURE huyu anataka nini ?
nikazama inbox na conversation ikawa hivi
Me: Mambo
Her: Poa
Me : Do i know you ?
Her : Hapana
Me : Nilijua labda you know me from way back na labda nimekusahau sasa I was trying to remember you.
Her: Hapana
Sasa the conversation went back and forth akaniambia anapokaa nami nikamwambia akanitel anasoma A levels na vitu kama hivyo na ni baada ya kumuuliza what she do for a living, nami nikamwambia nafanya nini. Muda wote huu namfanyia upelelezi sina wazo la kumpiga pipe.
Siku ile ile akaanza kuniuliza unaish na mke wako, na hapo ndio alarm ikaita kichwani, nikamwambia hapana I am not married, akasema sipend kumess na waume za watu, I was like heeeh, why is she saying so ? alafu ukizingatia simjui hanijui.
Hapa ndio nkaanza kujilipua sasa nikamuuliza lini una muda, akaniambia kesho anakuja hadi maeneo ya karibu napokaa alafu atarud kwao, nikamwomba tuonane akakubali ila akasema kwako siji, nkamdanganya uongo mtakatifu ambao mwanaume yeyote huwa anadanganya( wewe ni mwanafunzi siwez kukaa na wewe sehemu public its risky kwangu na kwako njoo tu home siwez kufanya kitu), akakubali.
Kesho yake nikaenda ofisini nikajipa kazi ya karibu na home nlivyomaliza nikarudi home mida ya saa sita, sasa tanesco mabwege umeme wamekata simu haina chaji, kakaja kakanitafuta kakanikosa manake sikuwa hewan instagram, kakadhani sikuwa na connection kakanidm namba yake kakasema next time nitumie plain text, nkasema sawa, conversation nikaiamishia kwene msg za kawaida.
Akaniambia kesho sina nauli wewe njoo kwetu baba kaenda msibani kaka na dada wanachelewa kurudi, nikamwambia nakutumia nauli ile namaliza nikakatumia nauli, sasa hii siku simu yangu ina chaji na kila kitu, na ilikuwa wikend naenda job nawah kutoka, nipo njian narud home simu inaingia anasema simu yake inakaribia kuisha charge anataka aje kabisa home nikamwelekeza akaja na bajaji nikamkuta nje karibu na home( sijawah kumwona wala kumjua) hajashuka kwene bajaji anasubir, ile anashuka mbona nilibaki nimeduwaa, aisee walimu mashulen wana mtihan sana, sio mzuri kivile ila anashepu kinoma alafu mbichi.
Tukaanza kuelekea home, ananiambia did you get my last msg ? nkamuuliza ipi ? akasema ile nlokuuliza unapenda nivae nini ? nkamwambia sijaiona akasema nliituma,
Alivyoovaa aisee hakuna binadamu anaweza kusamehe kameevaa sketi fupi alafu ndani chupi laini(nlijua baada ya kuivua) ila kabla hajavua nlijua kamevaa bikin tako lilikuwa linatetema sana, juu kamaa top inayoangaza ndani naona kabisa sidiria na nyonyo zilivyokaa, nikaona huyu ananifanyia makusudi ila ngoja nijifanye bwege.
Tumeingia ndani nikamweneka movie pale akawa anaangalia nkamuuliza unakunywa nini akasema pepsi, i had a pepsi nkampa, nkamuuliza unakula nini akasema hizo chips zao, maongezi yakaendelea.
To cut the story short haka katoto kakawa kaniegamia nimekashika kiunoni kakawa kanahema juu juu, nikaanza kukachezea, kimbembe ni kwene kumtoa chupi aligoma kata kata, nishakanyonya sana chuchu kakakataa kutoa chupi.
Nikakausha kabisa alafu nikakasirika nkasema me sikali wacha kakae tu ngoja niendelee na mambo yangu, akaanza vituko, alikuwa kakaa kwene sofa akasema ye akiangalia movie anakaaga chini akahamia kwene zulia alala kistobe kakigeuzia juu, mara kidogo anasema anajisikia joto anaomba akaoge, nkamwambia karibu, anasema nipeleke nikaone bafu then usije kaa sebulen, sawa kakaenda amefika kafunga mlango wa bafu robo tatu ananichek kama nakuja anatabasamu anavyonitesa manake pipe imesimama ile mbaya, nimekaa sebulen mara ananiita eti nimpatie taulo jipya ilo langu hawez kushea, nkamwambia sina kabla sijamalizia ananiambia mbona unahema ivyo nkamwambia we unaona mambo yako sawa sijamalizia kusema kadaka pipe anaichezea ila akasema sikupi kitu leo, nikaona leo kazi ninayo tukarudi mpaka sebuleni, nikamsika shika nikafanikiwa kumvua chupi kinguvu, nikapitisha mashine kitoto kinakuma tamu kwakua alinisumbua sana goli la kwanza limewah kutoka tukaenda kuoga tumerudi nikamlaza kitandani nilipiga pipe yule mtoto wa kishua mpaka akawa kama anavibrate kama mtu alopabdisha mashetani, kakajifanya kanajutia na nini kama kawaida yao, tukapumzika nikakatekenya sena nikakapelekea moto mpaka kakazimika kama ten minutes, aisee anakuja kuamka anaomba kurudi kwao, nikamwitia uber akachimba juz kanipigia nifute namba yake kisa simtafuti kivile, lakin sasa aliniambia ana jamaake yupo mwanza, sasa nasemaje Jamaa kama upo mwanza na una kitoto mjini kident kimenipa tunda chenyewe na sometimes kinajifanya kinakosea kinatuma kwangu msg kilizokuwa kikutumie wewe za kukulaumu huna mapenz ya kweli, wanawake nimewavulia kofia...
Nimejaribu kufupisha na natoa angalizo kuhusu wanawake, as long as you confident na what your saying has flow inayoeleweka hata kama unaongea pumba wanawake huwa wanasikiliza na kuelewa..
