Usishangae, hivi ndivyo tulivyo

[Intelligent businessman]

Karibu Tanzania 😂😂
-Kila dawa ya meno tunaiita COLGATE
hatujali
😂 ndio tupo hivyo!!

-Kila sabuni tunaiita OMO
ndio tulivyo 😂😂

-kila kituo Cha mafuta, kinaitwa sheli😂😂

-Tunahodisha kwa mkono na mdomo mda huo "koh koh koh" kuna mtu?
ee ndio utanzania
tutafanyaje? 😂

-Tanesco wakizima umeme tunatoka nje kuangalia kama ni kote au LA 😂😂

ndio hivi tulivyo 😂😂

-Dah tunatumia sabuni kuogea hadi inakua kama line ya simu 😂😂🥱🥱🥱
wala hatujali!
-Tunanunua kitu, hatusomi maelekezo, tunauliza majirani unatumiaje?
😂😂 ee ndo sisi unakataa au

-Tunatoa pesa ATM kisha tunazihesabu kabla ya kuondoka 😂😂
-Hatumuamini mtu yeyote 😂 hata mashine iliyotengenezwa na mtu 😂😂😂😄😄😄🤣🤣

Ndo asili yetu

-Tuna lock gari kisha tunajaribu kuifungua mara mbili tuone kama inafunguka au LA 🤣🤣😂 hapa tumezidi

-Tunapunguza sauti ili tu tusikilize kipi kinachonukia 🤣🤣🤣😂 this is us 🤣🤣🤣

- mdada akitongozwa leo, Basi kesho yake ana pata matatizo, gesi inaisha, bibi yake anameza chemli😂😁

Niambie umeguswa na ipi? 😂
👉I mean no malice to nobody

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Karibu Tanzania 😂😂
-Kila dawa ya meno tunaiita COLGATE
hatujali
😂 ndio tupo hivyo!!

-Kila sabuni tunaiita OMO
ndio tulivyo 😂😂

-Tunahodisha kwa mkono na mdomo mda huo "koh koh koh" kuna mtu?
ee ndio utanzania
tutafanyaje? 😂

-Tanesco wakizima umeme tunatoka nje kuangalia kama ni kote au LA 😂😂

ndio hivi tulivyo 😂😂

-Dah tunatumia sabuni kuogea hadi inakua kama line ya simu 😂😂🥱🥱🥱
wala hatujali !!
-Tunanunua kitu, hatusomi maelekezo, tunauliza majirani unatumiaje?
😂😂 ee ndo sisi unakataa au

-Tunatoa pesa ATM kisha tunazihesabu kabla ya kuondoka 😂😂
-Hatumuamini mtu yeyote 😂 hata mashine iliyotengenezwa na mtu 😂😂😂😄😄😄🤣🤣

Ndo asili yetu

-Tuna lock gari kisha tunajaribu kuifungua mara mbili tuone kama inafunguka au LA 🤣🤣😂 hapa tumezidi

-Tunapunguza sauti ili tu tusikilize kipi kinachonukia 🤣🤣🤣😂 this is us 🤣🤣🤣

Niambie umeguswa na ipi? 😂
👉I mean no malice to nobody
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Niliikuta "Sauzi Afirika" hii!Nimeguswa na hiyo ya "TANESCO" wakikata umeme tunatoka nje kuhakikisha kama na kwa majirani wamekata.

 

[Jipu]

Nonsense.

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Nonsense.

Mbona umekasirika mkuu?Bado 1-2.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Nonsense.

Mbona una makasiriko, Kama umekosa uji wa msibani 🤔🤗

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Mbona una makasiriko, Kama umekosa uji wa msibani 🤔🤗

Una maudhi ujue?😜

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Una maudhi ujue?😜

Tufurahi tu mkuu, 😂😂

 

[Chinchiler]

Kwenye Dawa ya meno Colgate wengine hawaijui

SEMA KWENYE OMO IYO IPO HIVYO SIPINGI

 

[Jipu]

Mbona una makasiriko, Kama umekosa uji wa msibani 🤔🤗

Don't clutter your conversation with emojis especially dysphoria emojis. Displaying such emotions in a conversation makes you look like a soy boy and a clown.
A conversation filled with emojis is dirty, noisy and childish. Write what you intend to write without relying on emoticons to trigger emotions. Leave emotions to women.

 

[Mtutuwandei]

Vituo vyote vya mafuta ni sheli.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Don't clutter your conversation with emojis especially dysphoria emojis. Displaying such emotions in a conversation makes you look like a soy boy and a clown.
A conversation filled with emojis is dirty, noisy and childish. Write what you intend to write without relying on emoticons to trigger emotions. Leave emotions to women.

Sera zetu 👉 Panga mkononi
👉 Roho begani
Mwizi anaye chipukia National Anthem, mwenyekiti wa mizagamuano Mzee wa kupambania, chambo wa chama Cha wezi Analyse, mpiga chaboo@Poor Brain, miyeyusho stow away

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Don't clutter your conversation with emojis especially dysphoria emojis. Displaying such emotions in a conversation makes you look like a soy boy and a clown.
A conversation filled with emojis is dirty, noisy and childish. Write what you intend to write without relying on emoticons to trigger emotions. Leave emotions to women.

Angalau uwe unajifunza kupanga hoja, sio una ruka ruka Kama mchicha mwiba🤔.
👉 Hating something, just because you don't have interest in. Nalo ni janga😂😂

 

[Mzee wa kupambania]

Sera zetu 👉 Panga mkononi
👉 Roho begani
Mwizi anaye chipukia National Anthem, mwenyekiti wa mizagamuano Mzee wa kupambania, chambo wa chama Cha wezi Analyse, mpiga chaboo@Poor Brain, miyeyusho stow away

Pamoja sana mzee wa I mean no malice to nobody

Daktari anamwamsha mgonjwa ili amchome sindano ya usingizi 🤭

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Pamoja sana mzee wa I mean no malice to nobody

Daktari anamwamsha mgonjwa ili amchome sindano ya usingizi 🤭

Jamaa ana leta usanii, kwenye jumba la Sanaa😁😁

 

[National Anthem]

Sera zetu 👉 Panga mkononi
👉 Roho begani
Mwizi anaye chipukia National Anthem, mwenyekiti wa mizagamuano Mzee wa kupambania, chambo wa chama Cha wezi Analyse, mpiga chaboo@Poor Brain, miyeyusho stow away

😅😅 hiyo ya ku test milango ya gari nimo aisee .. huwa siamini kabisa kama imejifunga vizuri

 

[WhoWeBe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sauti na harufu wapi na wapi?!!!!!!!

 

[binti kiziwi]

Pedi zote tunaita always.
Diaper zote tunaita pampas.

Sisi ndo sisi. 😅

 

[Aaliyyah]

Niliikuta "Sauzi Afirika" hii!Nimeguswa na hiyo ya "TANESCO" wakikata umeme tunatoka nje kuhakikisha kama na kwa majirani wamekata.

Utasikia uko kwenu upo😀😀😀

 

[Intelligent businessman]

😅😅 hiyo ya ku test milango ya gari nimo aisee .. huwa siamini kabisa kama imejifunga vizuri

Oyaaa Mzee wa kupambania lazima tumshughulikie huyu dogo😂😂. Ana jitajirisha mwenyewe😂

 

[Intelligent businessman]

Utasikia uko kwenu upo😀😀😀

We mdada usiye penda pesa, Mambo🤗