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[Dx and Rx]

What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?

 

[Numbisa]

Waumini waliokamatwa msikitini Kilwa waibua maswali

 

[Dx and Rx]

What’s wrong but sounds right?

 

[Dx and Rx]

What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?

 

[Numbisa]

Mambo ya daladalan bhana
Boy: Dada mambo
Girl: mwanaume suruali nikupeleke WAP?
Boy: wanapouza mashati!

Nmecheka had nmepitiliza kituo naona mahali pame andikwa miltar lugalo afu niko ndan ya fensi naskiza atae kuja nielkeza

 

[Dx and Rx]

f you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?

 

[Numbisa]

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaahkwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka

 

[Dx and Rx]

What social stigma does society need to get over?

 

[Numbisa]

*Tulikua kwenye basi tunaelekea arusha, ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari,* *nikaenda kumziba macho nikamuuliza* otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana
na sasa hivi nimezinduka naona abiria wote tupo wodi namba 3 hapa KCMC Moshi nafkiri stendi imehamishiwa huku sikuizi.


*Akili zangu nazijua mwenyewe!!!*

 

[Dx and Rx]

What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

Wali na mlenda!

 

[Numbisa]

SHULE ALIYOKUWA AKISOMA MDOGO WANGU MATOKEO YAPO HIVI
Div I =0
Div II=0
Div III=0
Div IV=0
Div 0= 96
Matokeo ya mdogo wangu bado sijayacheki
NAOMBEA AWE AMEFAULU TUU.

 

[Numbisa]

MUGABE NAE KWA MAJIBU ANATISHA
SWALI:Kwanini wanasiasa wala rushwa hawaendi jela ?

MUGABE! Hii ni sawa na mbu anayeng'ata kwenye pumbu hawezi kupigwa kofi zito.

 

[Numbisa]

Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia
Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri,
Sipendagiiiiii ujingaaaaaa mimi...

 

[myoyambendi]

Ashakum si matusi lakini washenzi sana producers. Wamewaacha wale Waasia kisa hawataki kuwalipa sawa na wale wazungu wawili. Pathetic!

Ka ubaguzi

 

[Numbisa]

Leo baba mwenye nyumba alikuja nyumban kwangu mazungumzo yakawa hivi…
Baba: habari za leo kijana
Mimi:safi mzee shikamoo
Baba: marhaba, kijana mbona tarehe zishapita naona kimya
Mimi: vipi uzioni siku zako?

Saivi anatoa vyombo vyangu nje naisi ananisaidia kufanya usafi.

 

[Dx and Rx]

What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Where do you get your news?

JF...Likes for likes thread!

 

[Numbisa]

Nimepitia njia ya police station,, nikaona gari yao imeandikwa 4WD×4WD sasa mimi nikachukua ink pen nikajaza 16W²D² ,, sahiii niko kwa Landrover yao nadhani wananipeleka university kufundisha hesabu

 

[andjul]

Kwema mkuu. Tulikuwa tunakutafuta mkuu. Siku yako imekwendaje? Na dadangu je?

Namshukuru Mungu siku imeenda vizuri.Nimefika shemeji[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]