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Kule Marekani mume anapoenda kulala anamwambia mke wake “goodnight baby”

Kule Uingereza mume anapoenda kulala humtakia mke wake usiku mwema kwa kusema “sweet dreams honey”

Kule Australia mume anapoenda kulala humtakia mke wake usiku mwema kwa kusema “goodnight my love”

Huku kwetu Tanzania mume anapoenda kulala humuuliza mke wake “umefunga milango yote na madirisha vizuri?”
 
Cole Williams said:
Nsamaka bora nikamtafute zangu mjomba [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]
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Acha na mimi nikamtafute shangazi[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]
 
Numbisa said:
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.
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