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[moudgulf]

Mwanaume mashine, mama mashine

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I never realized that ‘pavement’ is just short for 'paved cement’

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

What if the songs stuck in your head are just the soundtrack of the movie you’re unknowingly staring in?

 

[The Icebreaker]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Chuck Norris enzi za Drive inn cinema Msasani.

 

[PRINCE PRIS]

Mara paap nimeokota laki

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you think about it, solar panels are man-made leaves.

 

[myoyambendi]

16:44

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji818][emoji818][emoji818][emoji818]Every photo of you is a photo of you when you were younger.

 

[moudgulf]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I wonder if when I’m old and wrinkled, I will find other old and wrinkled people attractive.

 

[The Icebreaker]

[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] muda wa kuvuta, baadae[emoji112] [emoji112] [emoji112] [emoji112]

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Sigara ni hatari kwa afya yako hasa Lung cancer,tafakari chukua hatua.

 

[moudgulf]

Aa

Baby Doll I miss you. Mambo niaje mtu wangu

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Chuck Norris uses maji ya pilipili as eye drops..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Every one of Chuck Norris blood cells have black belts.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I don’t hate being lazy. I hate how much I enjoy being lazy.

 

[moudgulf]

Naruka ruka tu sijatulia wakuu. Ukiona hujapata like yangu leo kuwa na subira. Nikitulia zitanyesha kama mvua !!!

Pamoja mkuu, tafuta mkate kisha uje hapa

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[The Icebreaker]

I wonder if when I’m old and wrinkled, I will find other old and wrinkled people attractive.

Yes u will,unaenda na wazee wa type yako enzi hizo zikifika 😀😀

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When someone says “you have good taste in music” they really mean “we have similar taste in music”

 

[moudgulf]

Mwanaume mashine

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[Cole Williams]

Mara paap nimeokota laki

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