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[Numbisa]

2.Your body transforms the amino acid tryptophan into serotonin and releases it in your brain. This so-called happiness hormone helps us to be content and more satisfied.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

This is Kenya...
News: Pregnant woman slapped by spouse Tweeps: He should be hanged
News: Nyeri man stabbed by wife Tweeps: LMAO. Nyeri Men are useless

 

[Numbisa]

3.Bananas contain very little sodium and lots of potassium which makes them the perfect food for people with heart conditions.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

No one has many uncles and aunts than a cheating girlfriend.. Good night people...

 

[Numbisa]

4.Bananas are rich in iron which your body needs to create red blood cells and hemoglobin. This helps to boost your blood supply.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

He who bargains the price of an underwear is capable of walking without it....
Don't argue with facts priss

 

[Numbisa]

5.Bananas help to regulate your blood sugar level. They also contain Vitamin B which has a calming effect on your nerves.

 

[Numbisa]

6.When its hot out you can cool yourself down by eating a banana. They can even help to reduce your body temperature. If you have fever.

 

[Numbisa]

7.Bananas are natural acid reflux Inhibitors. Eating a banana can instantly relieve heartburn.

 

[Numbisa]

7.Bananas are natural acid reflux Inhibitors. Eating a banana can instantly relieve heartburn.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

One day, Ben went to church to pray.
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".
Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Rugambwa Girls High School.
Next time pray rightly by being specific in your request(s) to God so as not to be like Ben .

 

[Numbisa]

Matunda yana faida nyingi mwilini na ni miongoni mwa vyakula vinavyopaswa kupewa kipaumbele katika milo yetu ya kila siku. Lakini kwa bahati mbaya, siyo watu wote wanaelewa umuhimu wa matunda na jinsi ya kula ili kupata faida zake.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pale campus
Ushai boeka lecture theatre mpaka unaanza kujiuliza "na hizi meza kubwa zilipitaje kwa hizi milango [emoji376][emoji376] ndogo???"

 

[Numbisa]

Kutokana na kula matunda kinyume na utaratibu, watu wengi huyachukia matunda baada ya kujikuta wakiumwa tumbo au kujisikia kichefuchefu na kutapika mara baada ya kula. Wengine husikia tumbo kujaa gesi na kusikia kiungulia.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Slayqueen:Game iko ngapi ngapi babe?
Boy: iko zero zero
Slay queen: Nani amefunga zero ya kwanza.
[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22]

 

[Numbisa]

Halikadhalika, watu wengi wamefundishwa na kuzoeshwa kulishwa matunda baada ya mlo, mazoea ambayo ni kinyume kabisa na kanuni za ulaji sahihi wa matunda. Katika makala haya, utaelewa njia sahihi ya kula matunda ili kupata faida zake.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
"At school."
The robot slaps the son.
"Okay, I went to the movies!"
The father asks, "Which one?"
"Harry Potter."
The robot slaps the son again.
"Okay, I was watching porn!"
The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies,
Why do you even put on an expensive hairstyle on the same head that failed mathematics? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

KULA MATUNDA TUMBO LIKIWA TUPU
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-- Ili kunufaika na matunda, kula matunda wakati ukiwa na njaa na tumbo likiwa tupu. Unapokula matunda katika hali hii, matunda husagika haraka na virutubisho vyake husambaa mwilini kwa urahisi. Baada ya saa moja au zaidi, unaruhusiwa kula mlo wako mwingine kama kawaida.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Relationship ikiisha yule mtu aliye dumpiwa hugeuka kuwa motivational speaker. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]