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One day, Ben went to church to pray.
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".
Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Rugambwa Girls High School.
Next time pray rightly by being specific in your request(s) to God so as not to be like Ben .
 
Matunda yana faida nyingi mwilini na ni miongoni mwa vyakula vinavyopaswa kupewa kipaumbele katika milo yetu ya kila siku. Lakini kwa bahati mbaya, siyo watu wote wanaelewa umuhimu wa matunda na jinsi ya kula ili kupata faida zake.
 
Kutokana na kula matunda kinyume na utaratibu, watu wengi huyachukia matunda baada ya kujikuta wakiumwa tumbo au kujisikia kichefuchefu na kutapika mara baada ya kula. Wengine husikia tumbo kujaa gesi na kusikia kiungulia.
 
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
"At school."
The robot slaps the son.
"Okay, I went to the movies!"
The father asks, "Which one?"
"Harry Potter."
The robot slaps the son again.
"Okay, I was watching porn!"
The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother
 
KULA MATUNDA TUMBO LIKIWA TUPU
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-- Ili kunufaika na matunda, kula matunda wakati ukiwa na njaa na tumbo likiwa tupu. Unapokula matunda katika hali hii, matunda husagika haraka na virutubisho vyake husambaa mwilini kwa urahisi. Baada ya saa moja au zaidi, unaruhusiwa kula mlo wako mwingine kama kawaida.
 
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