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[emoji16][emoji2][emoji2][emoji1][emoji1][emoji4][emoji3][emoji12][emoji38][emoji38][emoji3][emoji4][emoji1][emoji1][emoji2][emoji15][emoji2]Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.[emoji1][emoji16][emoji15][emoji4][emoji3][emoji38][emoji38][emoji3][emoji4][emoji15][emoji16][emoji1][emoji1][emoji16][emoji15][emoji4][emoji3]

A Boy Was Driving His Car.

A Girl On Scooty Came From Behind And Overtook Him.

Boy Took Out His head From Car Window & Shouted: “Hey Buffalo.”

Girl Turned Back And Shouted: “You Pig, Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey.”

Suddenly She Met With An Accident. She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road.

Moral Of This Story: “Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.“
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Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,


She Will Enter Your Life,


Scan Your Pocket,


Transfer Your Money,


Edit Your Mind,


Download Her Problems,


Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.


So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,



I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

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Teacher : "Why are you talking during my lesson?"



Little Johnny : "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
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@bindasjo
 
[emoji1][emoji4][emoji8][emoji9][emoji1][emoji17][emoji9][emoji24][emoji4][emoji38][emoji19][emoji23]Santa’s Thought Of The Day[emoji9][emoji38][emoji106][emoji3][emoji23][emoji17][emoji16][emoji24][emoji1][emoji5]️[emoji5]️[emoji5]️[emoji17]

O Lord, Please Bless Me And Give Me Coffee In The Morning To Change The Things That I Can.

And

Whiskey In The Evening To Accept The Things That I Can’t Change !!!

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[emoji1][emoji38][emoji12][emoji1][emoji2][emoji1][emoji3][emoji1][emoji3][emoji1][emoji4][emoji1][emoji1]Indians Are The Best Magician[emoji38][emoji12][emoji1][emoji2][emoji1][emoji2][emoji1][emoji4][emoji16][emoji4][emoji16][emoji3][emoji15][emoji15][emoji3][emoji3][emoji4][emoji15][emoji3][emoji4][emoji4]

Once An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.

They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.

Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.

Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”

Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”

So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”

Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”

Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”

Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.

Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.

Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.

The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”

Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.”

You Can’t Beat An Indian.
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An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Engineer: “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Bunglow”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Engineers”

Engineers Always Rock!

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