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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Who taught African men to spit after urinating??? .…... Witchcraft!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.

 

[carbamazepine]

Hakika tunanyooshwa. Habari ya mwaka mpya shemeji[emoji112] [emoji112]

Na iwe mwaka wenye kheri na kwako pia shemeji...
Habari ya huko uliko na maendeleo yenu?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Free advice to Boy Child

Dear Boy Child,If you are sitting next to a beautiful lady in a lecture room and she starts smiling at you. My brother don't smile back I repeat don't smile back until you know that she has already eaten lunch. January is tough n hot brothers

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[Gordita]

Niaje shemeji. Mzima?

Mzima kabisa, Tumshukuru Mungu[emoji120] [emoji120] Za kwako shemeji?

 

[carbamazepine]

Jinsi ya kutibu maziwa yaliyo nani hii (wapi Numbisa uokoe jahazi) hasa kipindi hiki akina mama wanavyo... Numbisaaaa [emoji351] [emoji351]

Umeanza eeh?
Naona umerudi kwa kasi ya 4g,karibu tena shemeji nafurahi kukuona tena

 

[carbamazepine]

Umeanza. Kwema?

Shemeji upo?sio kwa kupishana huku

 

[carbamazepine]

Mlisema January Ndio the best time ya kulipa dowrywazazi hukubali kitu yoyote hata ndoo ya maji

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Hebu peleka ndoo ya maji kwa kina kitoo tuone[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A responsible D**k wakes up before the owner
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Tusibishane tafadhali, this is science

 

[Numbisa]

Jinsi ya kutibu maziwa yaliyo nani hii (wapi Numbisa uokoe jahazi) hasa kipindi hiki akina mama wanavyo... Numbisaaaa [emoji351] [emoji351]

Hahahahaha

 

[Numbisa]

Manchester United wana hofu kuwa meneja Jose Mourinho anaweza kujiuzulu mwishoni mwa msimu. (Daily Mail)
Mourinho ana matumaini ya kuishawishi bodi ya Mancheter United kutoa dola milioni 50 kwa ofa ya kumsaini beki wa Tottenham Danny Rose, 27. (Sun)

 

[Numbisa]

Inter Milan wana mpango wa kumsaini kiungo wa kati wa Manchester United Juan Mata ambaye mkataba wake unafikia mwisho msimu huu. (Mirror)

 

[carbamazepine]

Mzima kabisa, Tumshukuru Mungu[emoji120] [emoji120] Za kwako shemeji?

Kitoo[emoji112][emoji112][emoji112]habari ya mwaka mupya

 

[Numbisa]

Liverpool wanatarajiwa kufanya mazungumzo leo Alhamisi kuhusu kuhama kwa Philippe Coutinho kwenda Barcelona huku fedha za kuhama kwake zikitarajiwa kuwa euro milioni 50. (Yahoo)

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Safaricom is not joking nowadays i swear, if you don't have airtime or data they deduct your phone battery

 

[Numbisa]

Tottenham wanataka kumfanya Harry Kane, 24, kuwa mchezaji anayelipwa pesa nyingi zaidi katika ligi ya primia kwa kumlipa pauni 200,000 kwa wiki. (Daily Mail)

 

[Numbisa]

Bayern Munich wamethibitisha kutaka kumsaini kiungo wa kati ya Schalke Leon Goretzka, 22, ambaye awali aliwavutia Liverpool. (Guardian)

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Only black people will go on a dead persons wall on Facebook and post 'Tell me it's not True' [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Kiungo wa kati wa Liverpool Emre Can, 23, hataondoka Januari na yuko katika mazungumzo ya mkataba mpya na klabu hiyo licha ya Juventus kuonyesha nia ya kumsaini. (Sky Germany)

 

[Numbisa]

Mkazi mmoja wa mji wa Oslo anajutia aliyoyafanya akiwa amelewa mkesha wa Mwaka Mpya baada ya kugundua kwamba alikuwa anadaiwa $2,220 (£1,640) kwa kutumia teksi.