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Lactose intolerance. Anyone?
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I know but beauty is in the eyes of beholder. Hana Chicken legs na kimsambwanda kipo.
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[emoji95][emoji115]Don't let your process of growth stagnate. Treat each day as an opportunity to become the better you!
ACTION is always better than STAGNANCY. When you find yourself in a rut, don't hesitate - MOVE!
It doesn't matter if your last endeavor ended in failure. THAT DOESN'T DETERMINE HOW THE NEXT STEP WILL END.
You will always have to keep trying, to keep moving, until you WIN!
It's those who keep themselves in the game that WIN!
Good morning & Have A
Fabulous Friday ahead! [emoji253][emoji123][emoji4]
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[emoji95][emoji115]Don't let your process of growth stagnate. Treat each day as an opportunity to become the better you!
ACTION is always better than STAGNANCY. When you find yourself in a rut, don't hesitate - MOVE!
It doesn't matter if your last endeavor ended in failure. THAT DOESN'T DETERMINE HOW THE NEXT STEP WILL END.
You will always have to keep trying, to keep moving, until you WIN!
It's those who keep themselves in the game that WIN!
Good morning & Have A
Fabulous Friday ahead! [emoji253][emoji123][emoji4]
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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[emoji457][emoji115]I cherish these Lines ...
"There is a force in you that is more powerful than the negative people, circumstances or environment you find yourself.
You cannot control the behavior of others, but you can always choose how you respond to it.
Make a conscious deliberate effort to keep your mind above all the toxic conversations,
attitudes and
stressful atmosphere surrounding you."
Good morning & Have A
Great Friday![emoji253][emoji4][emoji123]
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[emoji457][emoji115]I cherish these Lines ...
"There is a force in you that is more powerful than the negative people, circumstances or environment you find yourself.
You cannot control the behavior of others, but you can always choose how you respond to it.
Make a conscious deliberate effort to keep your mind above all the toxic conversations,
attitudes and
stressful atmosphere surrounding you."
Good morning & Have A
Great Friday![emoji253][emoji4][emoji123]
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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[emoji457][emoji115]I cherish these Lines ...
"There is a force in you that is more powerful than the negative people, circumstances or environment you find yourself.
You cannot control the behavior of others, but you can always choose how you respond to it.
Make a conscious deliberate effort to keep your mind above all the toxic conversations,
attitudes and
stressful atmosphere surrounding you."
Good morning & Have A
Great Friday![emoji253][emoji4][emoji123]
[emoji261][emoji262][emoji261][emoji262][emoji261][emoji262][emoji261][emoji262][emoji261][emoji262][emoji261][emoji262][emoji261][emoji262]
[emoji457][emoji115]I cherish these Lines ...
"There is a force in you that is more powerful than the negative people, circumstances or environment you find yourself.
You cannot control the behavior of others, but you can always choose how you respond to it.
Make a conscious deliberate effort to keep your mind above all the toxic conversations,
attitudes and
stressful atmosphere surrounding you."
Good morning & Have A
Great Friday![emoji253][emoji4][emoji123]
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Wageni wa Nairobi round hii kuna vitu nimekataa
1. Sipandi miti kuchuna avocado
2. Situmwi credit bila za macho
3. Sibebi mtoto wa mtu na wheelbarrow
4. Sioshei mtu gari
5. Nikitumwa place nisitafutwe na kamjesh au kikosi cha watoto
6. Swali la "utaoa lini" sijibu
7. Socks zangu hazitapangusa viatu za watu
1. Sipandi miti kuchuna avocado
2. Situmwi credit bila za macho
3. Sibebi mtoto wa mtu na wheelbarrow
4. Sioshei mtu gari
5. Nikitumwa place nisitafutwe na kamjesh au kikosi cha watoto
6. Swali la "utaoa lini" sijibu
7. Socks zangu hazitapangusa viatu za watu
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Hii blender iko sawa naweka ugali na maji brrrrrrr inakuwa uji[emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Uko kitanda unarombosa mdemuz anakuuliza kama unampenda ni kama wewe ni mwenda wazimu ulale na adui. Pokea kigongi maswali utajibu kwa reception! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Hi Kama unajua mtu anauza mbuzi ya kuchinja, mbuzi nono yenye iko na afya, muache tu auze, sina shida mimi.
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Medical Self Care Tips to all my friends who take alcohol.
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1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.b
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward...
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST
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1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.b
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward...
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure : Don't move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Honey b4 we got married, you used to give me gift and expensive jewellery. HUSBAND:yes and? WIFE; How come you don't do it any more? .HUSBAND; Have you ever seen a fishermen giving worms to the fish after catching it?