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[BAK]

Hahahahahahaha lol! Na huo uchunguzi sijui huwa wanaufanyia wapi.

Kuna WANAWAKE wengine wanapenda sana kujipa kazi za watu, ukimtongoza utasikia "SUBIRI NIKUCHUNGUZE KWANZA" kwani wewe ni TAKUKURU?*

 

[mzee wa liver]

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[Numbisa]

Hahahahahahaha lol! Na huo uchunguzi sijui huwa wanaufanyia wapi.

Kwa kuulizia kwa mashosti

 

[mzee wa liver]

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[mzee wa liver]

Michepuko siyo dili....!!!

Baki njia kuu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mchina mchina

 

[BAK]

Ndiyo ukute mashosti wake wote hawakujui, basi wanaanza uzushi ili wamuharibie mwenzao.

Kwa kuulizia kwa mashosti

 

[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]...Sawa bhana! Huyo Mourinho nae, wewe unampiga benchi Progba; sasa sijui nani achezeshe timu! [emoji1][emoji1]

Sanchez hahahaaa

 

[Numbisa]

Ndiyo ukute mashosti wake wote hawakujui, basi wanaanza uzushi ili wamuharibie mwenzao.

Ndio hivyo sasa. Akili kumkichwa tatizo wengi hawazitumii akili hizo

 

[mzee wa liver]

Akh huu uzi bora ufutwe tu

Kwa nini

 

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ho chi minh, wiki hii umefunga kazi kwa misambwanda, duu! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ametisha kinoma

 

[mzee wa liver]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]...Sawa bhana! Huyo Mourinho nae, wewe unampiga benchi Pogba; sasa sijui nani achezeshe timu! [emoji1][emoji1]

Hahahahaha ndio mpira

 

[mzee wa liver]

QUESTION

If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)

SOLUTION

Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W}

3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1

4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2

The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6}

Let cumulative be denoted as "a"
Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br

Squad strength of barca = a+1
Messi probability to score = a+1+1

Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1

Note a=6

Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9

9 goals.

Hahahahaha

 

[mzee wa liver]

Yaani Wenger hata kama atapewa samaki awafundishe kuogelea basi hao samaki nao watazama

Gunners mpo

 

[mzee wa liver]

*wadada wengi hawapokei video call ikifika saa 3 usiku.. unajua kwa nini? Sura zao zinakuwa zimerudi kwenye factory setting.*

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[BAK]

Vitu vyake mvuto wake si wa kawaida Mkuu. Kwa sauti ya Sizonje ho chi minh chapa kazi LoL!

ho chi minh, wiki hii umefunga kazi kwa misambwanda, duu! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[BAK]

Tupo Mkuu ni aje kwani? Babu MUST GO!

Gunners mpo

 

[mzee wa liver]

Tupo Mkuu ni aje kwani? Babu MUST GO!

Hakuna namna

Tupo Mkuu ni aje kwani? Babu MUST GO!

 

[Numbisa]

Bidhaa za urembo hasa wa nywele na ngozi vina panda bei siku by siku yaani day and night, leo una weza kuta elfu ishirini ukaenda kesho ukaambiwa elfu thelasini, basi ili mradi tafrani na hii ina tokana na demand ya vitu hivi kuwa kubwa. Kwa sasa kila mwana dada ana taka awe na ngozi nyororo na nywele kama za Priyanka Chopra.

 

[Gordita]

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