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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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You suck your mum's milk for two years and you never bought anything tangible for her but you suck your girlfriend's boobs with no milk for two weeks and now you are planning to take her to a hotel/restaurant during valentine....my brother the thunder that will strike you is still doing press ups.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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The amount of money men are about to spend tommorow on Valentine's Day should be included in dowry negotiations in the future.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Fans wa Arsenal, Tunaomba mtoke group kidogo Tunataka kudiscuss CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.. Tutaambia Admin awarudishe tukishamaliza.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Tomorrow is valentine....Advice to ladies..you don't have to dress half naked, walk with your boobs all naked, walk hanging n swinging your ass to entertain, attract or keep your man. they will still leave you n chase flat screen n 1 gb...HAVE DIGNITY.... let me sit down silently sipping my thafai to regulate my blood temperature for what await our eyes tomorrow............

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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There's nothing that confuses a Lady like a broke man who is good in bed...,,,Is that true ladies[emoji15]‍♂‍♂
Am broke[emoji4][emoji4] anyone willing to get confused by mi‍♂[emoji16]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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When your girlfriend is so damn good in bed[emoji4][emoji4][emoji5][emoji23][emoji23] But very lazy at doing house chores..[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] Your relatives will be complaining but you be like; "You people don't know this girl"[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Buy her anything she wants for valentine with her dowry money and keep the receipt safely...men tuko pamoja??
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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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Show me a girl with one boyfriend and i will show you a motorcycle with safetybelt [emoji12]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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You’ll wake up around 2am to pee and then come on Facebook to write “Real hustlers don’t sleep”
Continue deceiving yourself
[emoji57][emoji57][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂ kcpe social studies will be really hard this year
1.Who is the president of Kenya?
A. Uhuru
B. Raila
C. Ruto
D. Odinghuru
2. Name the main product that Kenya exports to canada?
A. Coffee
B. Tea
C. Miguna Miguna
D. Flowers
3.Name the capital city of the people's republic of Kenya
A.Kibera
B.Kisumu
C.Nairobi
D.Canaan

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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When she's laying there thinking you are going to fetch a condom...surprise the queen........ come back with a bible and read the verse about sex before marriage is a sin [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] [HASHTAG]#Valentinemanifesto[/HASHTAG]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Dec 22, 2014

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WIFE: *Honey let's play a game*
HUSBAND: *Okay. What's the game about?*
WIFE: *If I mention a country, you run to the left
side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention
a bird, you run to the right side of the room and
touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction,
you'll give me all your salary for this month*
HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll
have your salary too right?*
WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*
HUSBAND: *Okay* (stands up ready to run in any
direction)
Wife: *are you ready*
Husband: *Yes ready*
WIFE: *TURKEY*
*Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering
if she meant the Country or the bird
*Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!