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Boy:- hello
Dem:- hello
Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile
Dem:- am miss precious
A. K. A dope girl
Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care
Dem:-no no baby usipige
Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa
Manungwa lung'wecha masanja
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Shenzi type[emoji383]
 
Rapture is when after a police releases you after punishing you. Then you climb your motorbike and scream "Officer thunder strike u mjinga sana !!" Then your bike refuses to start[emoji81]

Utajua hujui mtu wangu [emoji851][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
My Brother, if she insists she will eat pizza or chocolate today, tell her to go read Numbers 9:11. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14 February.

Num 9:11 In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.
You get it? For today the laws of Moses will work[emoji23][emoji23]
 
Hahahahaha
 
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‍ [emoji443]My Valentine
#Paul_McCartney

What if it rained?
We didn't care
She said that someday soon
The sun was gonna shine
And she was right
This love of mine,
My valentine
As days and nights
Would pass me by
I tell myself that I was waiting for a sign
Then she appeared
A love so fine,
My valentine
And I will love her, for life
And I will never let a day go by
Without remembering the reasons why
She makes me certain
That I can fly
And so I do
Without a care
I know that someday soon
The sun is gonna shine
And she'll be there
This love of mine,
My valentine
What if it rained?
We didn't care
She said that someday soon
The sun is gonna shine
And she was right
This love of mine,
My valentine
 
Shimba uwiii hahahaha
 
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