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[Cole Williams]

Mombo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies when you are engaged don't say you are taken, you are just booked. Bookings can be cancelled anytime. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Umelala kidogo kidogo unaskia whispers ati "eka kichwa kwanza" unalala ukiendelea kuskiza kumbe ni wakora wanavunja kwako unauliwa unakufa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

ARSENAL stress can make u look 4 a seatbelt in a toilet. This kind of stress can make u go to a funeral of someone u don't even know just to
cry so hard without any one judging u. If u r not careful it can make u dial ur ex lover's number on the microwave

 

[Numbisa]

Ka uzi kangu kapyaaaaaa kabisaaa

Cheka na numby

 

[ISIS]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nobody losses weight faster than a guy that has impregnated an ugly girl.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ISIS]

 

[ISIS]

 

[Kidowle]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji102]Kuna wazimu ishai niambia ni mpeleke date ya pizza kuuliza ni how much nikaambiwa plus soda 1300 tangu hiyo siku si shiki simu yake[emoji19][emoji19][emoji19]"i cant tolerate negativity in my life"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hii ndio inaitagwa kuamburia patupu ama[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

Boy:Hi Beb,nimepata job..
Girl:Wooow[emoji1376][emoji1376]Thats so nice.Now honey we will be going shopping.
Boy:Yeah
Girl🙁jumping up & down)Umepata job wapi?
Boy:Hapa kwa Bible
Girl:Beb sikuelewi,as in?
Boy:As in kwa Bible after the book of Esther.....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nini mbaya na kenyan journalists kweli? Mimi uyo nmejichocha nawatch game ya kenyan premier league kidogo kidogo bao ikafungwa alafu naskia commentator amesema "Uyoo katoa ndaaani kitu" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]..adi sai sijaelewa alikuwa anamaanisha nini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati ubaya wa kudoz na kadame kafupi ni Ati unaeza sahau usiku ukaeke kama pillow..,

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Najua Niko na ufala..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Men You want to be WISE and you are dating only one girl
*IS THAT WHAT KING SOLOMON DID?
*My brother IMPROVE[emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847][emoji847]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Usiseme huna kazi kijana.

*_unda dawa ya kusimamisha matiti, utauza hadi uchanganyikiwe._*
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Me ushangaa na hawa madem flat screen wakisema wanataka kupata mimba, Like, Kama umeshindwa kubeba matako, Mimba ndio utaweza kweli???
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I die [emoji23][emoji23][emoji13][emoji13]
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Sijataja mtu...walking away whistling [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo nimeoga na maji baridi ..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Just keep tuned
I m addressing the nation shortly


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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]