Shimba ya Buyenze
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[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] kumbe unajua, shiro hawezi ruka kwa kasmarti, wacha tujibambe bhna[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nakumbuka ile kauli yake ya "wee huyu si mtoto ni muzee yangu"
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Niliona anamwambia yego eti niendelee na vinywaji laini tu[emoji23][emoji23]sijui ndo vipi hivyo
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]at first sikuwa nikivutiwa naye nilikuwa namuonaje sijui,ila siku hizi ananifurahisha sana.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hakuna siku ninecheka kama hiyo
Yuko vizuri sana siku hizi. Ana mijengo ya uhakika sana hapo kakwe na mabasi kadhaa. Wajinga ndo waliwao !!!Huyu mzee alipiga sana pesa kipindi chake[emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hiyo haiwezi tokeaHizi mimba sijui zilitoka wapi,sikumoja zitauuwa wanaume!!!!
*Mara ooooh mimba haitaki sukuma wiki.
*Mara ooooh sijui mimba haipendi landlord...
*Mara oooh mimba inataka nyama....
*Sijui mara mimba haipendi harufu ya socks zako...
*Mara mimba inachukia harufu yako ya makwapa....
*Mara ooh mimba haitaki nipande public vehicle inataka uber[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*Sijui mimba inataka chips za tao
Swali langu ni mbona hizi mimba hazikataangi ATM CARD,VISA CARD NA pesa?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] ndoa yako na nani?Umesahau vile ulivunja ndoa yangu??
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]akiiii Mungu anakuona
Nyie endeleeni kujibamba tu[emoji4][emoji4][emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] kumbe unajua, shiro hawezi ruka kwa kasmart waja tujibambe bhna
Gaaaaaiiiiiii[emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134]Kichwa mb 1 kama ya kifurushi cha tigo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji125]
We pia ni mchokonoziFood
Na aliwala sana watu kwakweli.Yuko vizuri sana siku hizi. Ana mijengo ya uhakika sana hapo kakwe na mabasi kadhaa. Wajinga ndo waliwao !!!
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]at first sikuwa nikivutiwa naye nilikuwa namuonaje sijui,ila siku hizi ananifurahisha sana.
Akili zake zinamtosha mwenyewe
[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] hujasoma fasihi carbaKweli muziki huunganisha watu[emoji846][emoji846]
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji23]Gaaaaaiiiiiii[emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134]