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[myoyambendi]

Saa 4 hii jirani? Mbona bado sana?

Ukiuanza usiku SAA 2 muda huu uko hoi[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A fisi man asked a sex worker how much are your services
She replied
1000/= on bed
500/= on soffa
200/= on the grass
THE MAN GAVE HER 1000/= NOTE
Her: " Mmmmmmmh your a man of class "
Fisi: "Man of class ni wewe" Mimi nataka mara tano kwa nyasi

 

[myoyambendi]

22:14

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*BREAKING NEWS*: We have to be very prayerful in Nairobi these days because of Calamity the heavy rain is causing now . A married man was found today on the bed of a single girl that lives 3-streets away from his house. He claimed it was flood that carried him away & put him on the girl's bed.
Men need to stop going out in the rain to avoid being carried by flood to somebody's bed.

can't STOP LAUGHING [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Cole Williams]

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Daaah

 

[Numbisa]

Kati ya avatar zako zote hii inaniboaaaaa. Yaani hako kabinti ni wazi kana dharau sana halafu kanapenda ugomvi. Nawe umebadilika hata utani hakuna japo kidogo unaignore tu mara ucheke mwenyewe weee, mara ukimbie. Basi tu vurugu tupu. Siku kakitoka hako mi ntafanya kisherehe [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Daah mna upendo wa ajabu kwa hii avatar dah kumbe nzuri hivi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

One day Mulu Mutisya went to a hotel with Kalonzo Musyoka and Gideon Ndambuki. After a few hours of enjoyment, Mulu called for the bill. The waiter brought the bill, shown below;
Mutisya 5,000/=
Musyoka 1,500/=
Ndambuki 2,000/=
Driver 1,500/=
TOTAL 10,000/=
Mulu Mutisya shouted "I will pay for everyone else, but TOTAL must pay for himself. I didn't invite him and besides, he owns many petrol stations around the country. Let him pay for himself....!!!" [emoji85][emoji85][emoji85] [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Cole Williams]

Jeremiah -Birthday Sex

 

[myoyambendi]

22:15

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

 

[Numbisa]

Ngoja nikawaulize hawa...[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️View attachment 762051

Uwiii hawa miaka yote wana skendo hii hii aisee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini Ro$$ ana mchezo[emoji23][emoji23].... Yaani kazi kuzunguka stage akiskisa ngoma yake kwa speaker[emoji24][emoji24]... My wasted 59mb kustream [emoji23][emoji23].. Ati 10k na artist mwenyewe pia anaskizia kwa speaker kama cc[emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Hahahhaha!

 

[Nigendako]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hii jez kiboko duh inanisoma balaaa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] umeanza maneno yako ya jezi tena,,

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Some females will even fake periods when they know i want it, forgetting that i count their days too.*

 

[myoyambendi]

Siku inaenda ukingoni

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Siku hizi form nikuita Sidechicks Mum.Ndio Ukipigiwa unaweza enda hadi bedroom ujifungie na uongee na Mtu wako na amani na urudi kama watu wamefurahi umeongea na mama yako

 

[Numbisa]

Duh ruta kala ban

 

[myoyambendi]

Duh ruta kala ban

He!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fine ya speeding ukiwa na Mercedes Benz SL 500 V8 4800cc two door,hard top convertible iko na 19" alloys na low profile tyres ambayo umenunuliwa na sugar mathe ni how much?